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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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30s TTC - Our BESH GussetWatch Ever, With Guest Star Joe Mangel!

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Scorpette · 23/04/2010 10:13

Come on in, you raddled old caaaaahs, whotchoo waitin' for?

I've gone for a groovy 60s psychedelic theme, so get your fat upper arms comfy in the hanging globe chairs and hide your mememe shame in the glow of the lava lamps!

Russell Howard is our new bartender, although I don't think he's happy at the flares 'n' kipper tie outfit I've forced him to wear. And of course, Mitchell is in the pit, nervously awaiting his first guest.

Let's make this one diffalicious!

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PollyPoo · 30/04/2010 08:37

Oh Lorry I am sorry, that is utter shite. I want to wrap you up in a duvet and smuggle you home. I really wanted it to be your month. Big hugs and snogs to you, plus a gin sling and donuts.

maswera · 30/04/2010 08:34

Oh Laurie, I'm sorry, that's just shit

Muser · 30/04/2010 08:30

Oh that is rubbish laurie. Here, have a Mimosa to start the day.

laurielou · 30/04/2010 08:02

Well, I is out. Droid beeped its arrival this morning.

Not sure I can keep doing this to myself & the boyf each month. Forget how it affects him. I was feeling all woe is me, when he asked all excited how I was feeling. He hugged me & I cried, & now I'm in work with stomach ache from hell, eyes like piss-holes in the snow & facing a meeting most of the day. Super.

Sorry to get youse all excited too. I'm a twat.

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Scorpette · 30/04/2010 00:09

Muser, you are truly a knitwit. KNITWIT! Oh, it's the way I tell 'em! Seriously, am

Well! Me and TYF just saved the universe! Okay, so we didn't. but we did ring the police cos some drunk bloke was bellowing into his girlfriend's letter box (not a euphemism for some gross sexual act, chiz chiz) and then started kicking it and yelling vile insults and threats. We were 'subtly' watching this through the study blinds - by subtly, I mean that TYF opened the window so we could hear better and I accidentally leaned on his novelty toy keyboard (don't ask), which emitted a high-pitched note, which made the bloke look round! When I say neighbour, I mean it was at a house we can see in a cul-de-sac at the back of the flat, which gives you some impression of how loud he was ranting for us to be able to hear every word! Anyway, we were worried it was all going a bit domestic violency and rang Ver Fuzz, who came round sharpish and we saw him being taken away in the back of a police car. Also saw curtain-twitching a-go-go all over the cul-de-sac!

After that excitement and heroism, tis bed time! Kicks and snogs to you all and oh, if we're compiling a list of 80s films then I like all John Hughes ones and must insist on both Fame and Krull. Yes, Krull. I 'went there'. It is so crap it's a masterpiece. Or possibly just crap. Aaaaanyway, night night!

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Muser · 29/04/2010 23:12

I have fixed it Orangina. Hope your SWI worked.

Ocarina · 29/04/2010 23:07

Yes, of course you should! (hello by the way)

Muse I think I'm still seeing the old picture, but as that impressed me greatly the new improved one will impress me even more. Hope you manage to enjoy the weekend despite bastard droid.

How's the form filling Head? - pushing the door and seeing what happens seems far better than asking What If?

Don't think TH was very impressed that I jumped on him for SWI purposes as soon as he came through the door (on the basis that we were going out and he was bound to claim to be too tired later). It would help if I could tell about ovulation - got darkish lines on OPKs Monday and Tuesday (interestingly at about 9am and disappeared by lunchtime so I'm not convinced by this needing to POAS in the afternoon for them, or maybe I'm just weird). Lines have now disappeared, but temp hasn't spiked. So, does that mean I haven't ovulated, or my temps are just being weird or what? SWI would be so much easier if I could time it more accurately....

grumperina · 29/04/2010 23:05

So... if the droid doesn't make an appearance tomorrow (= very longest cycle length), should I join in the POAS action?

Muser · 29/04/2010 23:00

In more cheery news. I have uploaded a picture of the All New Improved Knitting on to my profile for you all to mock admire.

PollyPoo · 29/04/2010 22:37

Head my email tells me you have fb me, but stupid fb is denying it. I will reply tomorrow as I'm off to bed, hopefully fb will behave itself by then. And you are not self-obsessed. At all. So there.

Muser · 29/04/2010 22:29

I do love The Princess Bride.

Ariesgirl · 29/04/2010 22:23

What I meant to say was, it must have been a different Aries.

Ariesgirl · 29/04/2010 22:21

And the education ishoo, don't forget that one . Well I'm good at multi tasking innit? Being a woman.

CUNextTuesday · 29/04/2010 22:19

aries how can you go from erudite coment on the housing situation, to talk of fluffy films for pink people?

Ariesgirl · 29/04/2010 22:18
Headbanger · 29/04/2010 22:17

Muse don't go!

Plus, you do not me me me me. ACTUALLY. And I should know, being the queen of LOOK AT ME!

PollyPoo · 29/04/2010 22:14

Don't be daft Muse, that is what this place is for. Don't leave us! Come and snuggle up with me and we'll watch Pretty in Pink.

Muser · 29/04/2010 22:12

Fanks for the sympathy all. Starting to think I ought to go elsewhere for a while as all I can say right now is mememememe and it's a bit dull.

PollyPoo · 29/04/2010 22:04

Oh Laurie I forgot to say - I had lower back pain before droid due date too. It usually signals droid arrival.

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Scorpette · 29/04/2010 21:46

PollkaDot, I would cadge your piss-ridden thingy if I didn't already have Iggy's, which STILL refuses to correspond with my cycle - it insists on loving her, and only her, long time

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Scorpette · 29/04/2010 21:41

TYF is mine, ALL MINE! Hands off, slaaaaaaag!

Fuxache, bastard FB has been saying my account is temporarily suspended since 6pm. Is really pissing me off now, as I need to insult and harass Bossfriend nightly. Leadership debate is bori...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Cannot look directly at screen when Cameron's talking, as do not want him to eat my soul (seeing as he doesn't have one of his own).

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PollyPoo · 29/04/2010 21:41

I'm here Laurie! Tis sounding v good for you Lorry, I am really really hoping this is it for you.

Tis also sounding good for Cass and Aries... even though Aries is denying it.

Scropy, I had forgotten I'd sent that parcel, even though I only did it yesterday. Sorry about the illegible scrawl.

btw, does any want free of charge, a persona machine? Its a fertility monitor where you POAOS, plug it into the machine and it tells you when you are going to ovulate. It is supposed to be used as a pregnancy avoidance device - green days are safe to shag, red are not, then you get the O symbol 24-48 hrs before you should ov, but obviously you can use for best times to SWI instead. It has been used, but I haz cleaned it up.

Headbanger · 29/04/2010 21:37

Muse luvva I'm so sorry. What fucking IDIOTIC timing. Do our wombs hate us?

Aries email read, and absorbed, and smiled at and precious and replied to tomorrow (just had to email my supervisor and ask for a reference like tomorrow (and I mean tomorrow) is all rather frantic here. Feel on edge of precipice.)

THANKS to yez all for encouragements, Score, Polls, all that. You folk are incredible.

laurielou · 29/04/2010 21:00

Oh & poss 13 DPO. Not really sure about ovulation......Clomid seems to have dried me up a bit this month.

You all being growed up & watching debate? Humpf. Shall go & paint nails.........

laurielou · 29/04/2010 20:48

hello, hello. Sorry haven't deserted you. Had some actual work to do. Can you believe it? Its right got in the way of my fanny-rummaging.

Right. Pant snot. Truth be told I've been skipping back & fore loo so much that it hasn;t actually reached my pants. But following plentiful rummaging its creamy. There in no itching / inflamation etc etc so def not thrush. But I have a bit of a dull ache in tummy & lower back, which usually signals droid. However I've rummaged around so much I nearly came out the top of my head & no droid to be found.

muse sorry, just realised I've sounded incredibly insensitive. Sorry for your droid & the spectacular timing of it.

head whatever it is, go for it. "They" say more people regret things they haven't done than they have. Eh? That make sense?

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