30s TTC - Our BESH GussetWatch Ever, With Guest Star Joe Mangel!

lorry spiderman= correctomundo (as mani has bizarrely taken to saying)

stew occasionally our bastard bodies have random cycles just to fuck with us because something random has thrown them off. I'm normally v regular (except for a bit after mcs) but I've had the odd cycle where I've been a whole week late for no apparently reason. And been convinced that I must somehow be pg despite piss sticks practically SHOUTING at me. So you have my sympathy. Not that it will make you feel much better....

But I know something that will. I haven't made a 'flaming inferno' for a while,so here's one for you. It will make your head explode and you will probably wake up lying under a park bench or something. See I am taking care of you

in fact,line 'em up bar keep! Flaming infernos all round. Mind you don't set fire to your hair laydees See you on the other side...

I got me superheros muddled, & sang "dildocam" to the toon of Spiderman.

(note - I sang it in my head, not at my desk)

lyra so glad PapaLyra is coming home. Our positive vibes have worked well so far, so I'll keep them coming for "just" scarring.

casper will do! But will prolly have to be later. Working now, innit (obviously!!).

Sorry - can't remember who asked why the grapefruit. Honestly? Can't remember. Sommat to do with helping juciness. And considering Clomid has made my fango desert dry, I need all the help I can get.

Also planning a trip to Boots for some other such stuff. Can't think of the proper name, just the boyf saying "so its like sperm velcro?"

cass tis sounding promising. Would cross everything, but if its OK I'll leave my legs uncrossed. I'm dealing with enough hurdles as it is

Uh, despite having only just caught up on fred cannot remember a single other thing. Tis shocking. Is "baby-brain" fo real? I'm going to have to carry prompt cards with me if that's the case.

Laters, x

Spiderman theme not superman. Or spiderpig if you've ever seen the simpsons movie.

at dildodangermouse stew

by the way I watched zombieland the other night. I LOVED it.lots of fun.has the same guy that is in adventureland which I also saw recently and thought was ace...

I have mostly been watching films with 'land' in the title...

I don't know the superman theme tune so I have the Dangermouse theme tune going through my head instead.

Dildocam.... it's amazing!
Dildocam..... it's terrific!
DildoCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!

Dildocam,dildocam
does what a dildo with a camera can
they lube it up,nice and fine
and shove it where the sun don't shine...

cam that sounds like a perfect evening luvver. Though I will be doing Proper Work and so may have to limit myself...to,say...a bottle of wine and some gin? Unless of course I'm pregnant by then. HAHAHAHA.

Morning all.

Day 33. Am now on joint longest cycle of last 10 years. If make it to tomorrow will be longest cycle ever in all my 21 years of menstruating (fuck me that makes me sound old).

I'm thinking of erecting a blue commemorative plaque in my uterus, what do we think? Would you come to the unveiling ceremony? Perhaps we could do it in Islington on 25th, if I were to be welcome as a relative newbie (has That Terrible Thread in mind...)

How are we today hags?

Gin for you, I will actually go to Islington. Even though the ley lines meet there and I always get embarrassingly arseholed and do something awful.

And ScorpsBride - dildocam isn't painful, just a but weird...

laurielou if you are there, I was trying to CAT you but can't. Can you please email me: curlycasper at rocketmail dot com ?
I promise not to stalk you... Ta.

scorps you read my mind - that's the name we've decided on

Nice to have cho and gin making their presence known again.

innit though???

it's exotic!

or frogmella

Hahaha. Oh what a lovely image.

muse... 'i'm not movin' now, I am smokin' a faaaaaaag!'

I got nervous jokes from MrM before I told him to shut up. Poor bloke.

Wayne & Waynetta is exactly it gin! It's like the start of Look Who's Talking, only they're hanging about smoking fags and saying "how much further is it?"

Actually having thought about it,one of the dildocams did hurt a bit. But that was one of the ones when I had ectopic,and the hurt when they came into contact with one side of uterus was apparently very much connected to ectopicness...is one of the signs (of which I had a few by that point,don't think they'd diagnose on that alone...)

may well be why yours was uncomfy too muse. You really made me laugh with the lazy slack egg n sperm combo,for some reason I pictured Wayne and waynetta hanging out in me tubes...

I have had dildocam twice. It was fine. Mine was quite uncomfy, but not hurty. Think it was only uncomfy as she was prodding a lot to try and figure out where the pregnancy was. In other dildocam action there might be less maneouvreing.

The bellycam actually hurt much more, man they push that down.

sorry x posts with cass re dildocam,condoms etc,hadn't refreshed page...

I have 'dildocam' to the tune of 'spiderman' stuck in my head. I blame Humperdinck....

Oh oh hang on while I remember...am working in That London on 25th n 25th of this very month!!! am gonna be in islington. BESH-up,anyone?

lyra big big smooches and echo the hopes that it is just scarring. It must be so hard for you at the moment.

muse I have same madness. My ectopic was from one shag that was,I think,quite a long time before ov...so the 'ah fekkit let's just stay here...' thing has absolutely crossed my mind too. So yes you're probably mad as a fish but at least you have company

scorps I am Queen of Dildocam,second only to chuggachocho who has been dildoed approx 17 billion times. I've had,erm...8 or 9 I think. It doesn't hurt at all,they properly lube it up It's not exactly dignified and is generally a bit cold at first....but your lower body has a sheet over it,and once they have inserted no one is actually looking at your rat,just at your innards on the screen. And it won't get you updiffed cos it wears a condom innit.

(please note that by 'it doesn't hurt' I really mean that,not 'it hurts a wee bit but I'm a double-hard bastard'. They are very gentle. I absolutely promise that your ladybits will have experienced much more action in the past... )

bloody hell Mani,Boy Genius is desperate to play with my phone. He is better than most grown ups on the iPhone and is currently really into playing with an app that lets you 'cook' 'decorate' and 'eat' cupcakes.

So now I have to surrender my phone. If anyone spots a nonsensical post from me in the next hour or so it'll be a 2 year old,not a pissed and bleary gin (well not this time...)

sorry haven't caught up properly will try n get back later.

Smooches,bitches

Well this is what I'm now wondering iggypop!

Or I might have a DCTD!