30s TTC - Our BESH GussetWatch Ever, With Guest Star Joe Mangel!

nice one laydeez.

i am so bored i have strayed into aibu. and i don't do that. because i get VERY CROSS.

repeats old matra 'IDGAFIYABUON'

What a wanker.

AAAAGGGHHHHH - such cuntage makes me SO angry. But thanks for pointing it out ginny, have also complained.

I can't access the actual article, but the heading is enough. I used to think he was quite cute in a dirty-monkey sex kind of way.

What a delightful man.

"Mother, I'd like you to meet........."

That is disgusting. I have emailed a complaint to the PR contact on the Bauer Media website.

Tous les beshes....

please to read this

Thanks for emailing lorry. Now I shall adopt my strict matronly manner...
I have explained all in reply.

Oh casper have emailled you. Hope I'm not in trouble!!! Let the stalking commence!!

I'd love to come along to a BESH meet, but am rarely in ThatLondon & am also uber paranoid about "outing" myself. What if 1 of you are my sister? Mate? Sister-in-law? . Can I perhaps stalk you from the sidelines wearing a fake moustache & dirty mac?

aries tis the cheapo Boots version of Preseed - Sasmar Conceive Plus me thinks. (A kind PESH gave me the link).

Hadn't really thought about how it was going to feature in the SWI. I've told the boyf its on the cards though.

True givesgood

Have new strategy to deal with lack of droid: eat everything in sight.

I am proving rather a natural.

Putting her off sounds like the best plan, although it may be too late for that.

I would probably put off POAS, and if she asked me what was wrong if I was moody blame it on PMT. It could be true. Or POAS and blame bad moods on PMT and just don't tell her if it's good news.

I think I'd wait till she was gone Pisces - if it's positive you want time to absorb and jump around, if it's neg you want time to stare at the wall etc...

OH Oh...

HO Aries duckie, these things are not trivialities but the stuff of life.

Can you not tell her that it is inconvenient for her to stay? No-one should just turn up unannounced.

However. If she is coming. I would do the POASing now. Because I cannot stand suspense. It makes me a thousand times more ratty than just glumly coping with disappointment. and besides - it might be good news, then however crap she's being it'll water off a diffed duck's back!

Sorry. Memememe post coming up. Don't read on if you'd rather not be bothered by trivialities.

This is a bit grrrrr-making. My mum has just announced she is coming to stay for a few days, arriving tomorrow. Tomorrow or Friday was set aside for piss-day. My mother is the interfering no-empathy type. A conversation when I was a teenager and mooning around after someone who didn't fancy me may have gone thus:
Her: What's the matter? You've got a face like a slapped arse.
Me: Nothing
Her: Yes there is. Tell me immediately.

Because that of course is the way you get an angst-ridden teenager to open up to you.

So I don't know whether to risk the POAS-ing and it being negative and me then being a cow to her (just because she's there), or it being positive and it being none of her business yet, or testing early and risk it being inaccurate, or droid arriving mid-visit etc etc etc.

Aries 'wilt like a Tulip in May'

I love you. I ACTUALLY do.

Am getting behind on the fred! Wha'gwaan? BESHmeet? BESHmeet? When?

Felt sick this morning. Almost certainly the fact that I've not been eating and sleeping but of course it could be the world's earliest morning sickness, non?!

Score pliz to share full inventory of sparkly purchases.

Cass, worra rollercoaster. Sorry to the negs. Oh and I read that thread! Poor woman. They went for her like a pack of hounds.

ireemon I'd just say it was lube and not mention any spermy stuff.... Actually,would I?? (thinks...you say 'lube',man hears 'bumsex')

maybe just put it on in advance and let him think he's just really got yer - ahem - juices flowing???

Just realised how utterly horrible I sounded about my dear, lovely husband. Very at self.

Lozza, do you mean Preseed? I have heard great things about the stuff. One thing I've always thought is that when applying it, Husband must never, ever realise such stuff existed, as he would wilt like a tulip in May. That's just him though. He's useless.

Gotta get me to the post office soon. Have a Russian visa to sort. Big bruv getting married in Moscow next bank hol weekend. Crayzee.

Oh no worries Vodkagoddess - didn't feel patronised. Two pg tests have said neg now so to be pg would leave me in a very very very small percentage of people! Just no idea what the hell is gaaaan on. Have decided though to hold loosely to menkul for a few more days after decaff's story of yesterday, as at least menkul makes me less menkul than giving up on menkul. If you get me.

That Terrible Thread - twas a thread on here last week, a load of women on here had arranged to go for a meet up and all booked hotels, then one found at the last minute she wasn't welcome anymore - proper car crash, twas hideous.

I cannae be bothered to do anything this morning...

Put 6music on and get a musical cuddle from lozza laverne.

I think there was a terrible thread somewhere in which someone was told that she couldn't join a meet-up because she hadn't posted enough recently. Crazy-ass.

Am working from home today and being cross at the radio, which is filled with people arguing about if it's ok to sterilise people who have drug/alcohol problems.

4th post in a row alert!!!

stew hope that didn't sound patronising. Wasn't meant to be. I just really think that even the most regular cycle decides to do crazy shit to mess with your head when ttc.

Also, 'that terrible thread'?? Wassat?

Ooo am a rude bitch. Course you'd be welcome stew. I don't want to lose my 'has met most beshes and caused at least one besh domestic' medal!