30s TTC - Our BESH GussetWatch Ever, With Guest Star Joe Mangel!

Hola Aries. I'm afraid I'm with Ginsters on the musicals. Glee Club, now that is different.

Scorpalicous where are you? Sorry to hear you are feeling low. Come and nestle on the sofa with me and watch Glee repeats. Is your hospital appt this week?

Oh nothing much. No diffments, lots of tears and foul language and coming soon, to a theatre near you.....THE BESH MUSICAL! (much to Gin's chagrin)

Lovely to see you back. How's tricks? You be careful with all that ninja rolling and glass breaking.

I'm back! Had lovely time away, very relaxing but never mind all that shiz, what's been going on in here? Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do, but am I too late for the tequila bundle?

I was just thinking that. We are guilty of fred-murder. Too much frankness. I didn't think that was even possible.

I fear I can never meet you all in the flesh, as you know far too much about my sex life.

maybe just DIY, I know MrM is good for little post-coitally.

Or kick him?

Your nana sounds like a babe! Actually come to think of it, my grandma ran off and left her first husband and hooked up with another, only marrying in 1978. So maybe she was a bit of a minx too.

Re the orgasm thing, how do you get the bloke to get fiddling in his post coital coma? Shake him?

Deffo orgasm after fella comes, the contractions suck the jizz up into the cervix. Dr Robert Winston showed actual footage of it happening. It might prove easier to do it twice than expect him indoors to attend to your needs immediately after suffering the petit mort!

Oooh, get you Medee. You and your orgasms!

Have one before fertilising. But on the other hand, I'd heard that having one after the shagging helps. So many myths and legends. How did our grandmothers, who presumably NEVER had orgasms, get diffed?

Already poas'ed (I know, I'm such a saddo!). And negatory, but that is to be expected anyway given that it's only 21 days since last droid started. Nothing to see yesterday, but braaahn back today. Thing is, I am supposed to be doing bloods on CD 1 to 3 this month, so if this is droid I need to go tomorrow.

It is a bit baffling really as not droid like at all, BUT I did have only a three week cycle last month, and hysteroscopy might have left debris that is making an apearance now.

Aries, we are psychotic nutters, but tell dh we usually come for the families first...BWAAHAHA etc.

We didn't go to the Grace Kelly exhibition as it was sold out. So we just looked at the general fashion exhibition and the shiny things. Was good fun.

ChoChoCheepyChirpChirp I think the solution is to POAS. G'wan.

Medee Now you know you're not going to dislodge a fertilised egg. Keep SFF.

No, of course not.

Her clothes were lovely, I coveted a lot of them, plus the Hermes bag.

I had a random thought last night while SWI/SFF - if there is a fertilised egg in there trying to implant, could my orgasms upset its delicate balance?

A Grace Kelly exhibition? There has never been anyone as beautiful as her.

Love the ode Ginn360

Have just S-edWI. Day 10. Too early? Oh it's never too early . We then talked about sperm counts - how romantic. Also talked about MN - he has an innate distrust of online forums and thinks I am getting sucked into a cult whose members are really axe-wielding perves who are preying on vulnerable sad desperate women who want a baby. Do any of you fit that description? The axe wielding perve bit of course - the latter goes without saying. Come on, OWN UP.

ace ode BeGintlewithmetoday, we could tweak that for any of us in our low moments. Speaking of which, nuts in the lady goolies for FordScorpio and ChopSuey TheMuse I too want to fast forward the month, but for opposite reasons to you. Were you at the Grace Kelly exhibition - I thought the frocks were lovely.

And,cos I missed looking after lorry yesterday when she was feeling low,I have penned an ode,all special-like:

Lorry
I'm so sorry
that you are feeling blue
so have this huge hot toddy
and an absinthe chaser too.
I hope that you feel better
when you're snuggled up in bed
but if you need some random violence
I will nut you in the head.

Well,I feel shite. Went to bed sometime after 1am,mooch up just after 6. I should know not to listen to anyone saying 'oh it's still sooooo early' when I think about going to bed at 11 when I am the only one that will have to do morning duty. Obviously the fact I now have a hangover to go with my throbbing jaw is fantastic news tho.

cho.erk. I can say nothing,but I shall helpfully headbutt you....

Hope that helped? Here, have a limoncello.

Weird night. Have properly drunk meself stupid n talked to mr gin and very good (male) friend about everything,and probably tooooooo much about babyfail. Face still hurts,mooch has cold so will prob be awake at 3am. Aaah fuckit may as well finish the wine.

Incidentally was explaining my relationship with you guys to our friend earlier. And it reminded me... I HEART Y'ALL!!!

Hello everybody peeps well would you fuckeb believe it, my 'period' was 6 hours of ovaltine, then nada.

My body is fucking with me. The part of me that is just a DREAMSAILOR has of course being googling implantation all day, but no cigar! Please desist'the menkul', ibeseech you!!!

How about some Bouncy Single Ladies Scorps? Because I have been watching the wonderful Kurt do it on Glee.

I spent today with my mum and a hangover. I wouldn't recommend combining the two. But I did enjoy cooing at all the pretty clothes in the V&A.

Now, could someone fast forward this month please? I am so close to being able to SWI and I'm officially bored.

First big gig I ever went to,back in 1903,was new model army (!) supported by the levellers who were Best Band Ever. I then saw them about a million times and wanted to shag jeremy (was it really jeremy??) the innappropriately-monikered crusty bassist...

scorps I'm not doing that but I will cuddle you and warble 'there is a light that never goes out' in your ear. Although that may not actually help your mood. Pick another from my vast off-key smiths/pixies/cure/mary chain/either of the bobs repertoire. Other atists by requests. Heart ya,lovely xxxxxxxxx

who liked the levellers? Can we invite them?

VERY unhappy bout all this musicals bollix. At Beshtival I shall arrange my own line up for the Other Stage ta. And watch scorps and cam being torn between yodelling with you lot and trying to cadge a backstage pass off me