30s TTC - Our BESH GussetWatch Ever, With Guest Star Joe Mangel!

That's ay-may-zing Scorps I'm so pleased for you!

"is"? Am, dammit!

Sorry, what dreadful spelling.

Oh Okky I'm sorry I think chocolate is the only answer. DH is staying up to watch, I don't think I'll manage, sleep is my only relief from menkulness at the moment.

I am, um, about 18 DPO? And 5 days late, 6 in morning.

Going to test again in morning... I have also read same so while I don't at ALL feel pg I spose I might as well.

Thought droid was coming earlier, had cramps - just felt relief, which I know you will all rightly smack me round the head with a kipper for, but I think as I've pretty much given up on being pg I just want this cycle to end and the next to begin. Never late, just never, so just want my body back on familiar territory really.

Anyway. I'm sorry yours has arrived. Is it me or are we all syncronising? I thought you had to live together for that? Apart from headbutter though, but she always does have to be different

Sagitarius are you surviving thus far? How goes the brown string and what did you end up cooking?

Sorry Cass, that probably wasn't a helpful response. How many DPO are you? Could it still be malfunctioning pregnancy tests? One of the sites I was looking at to fuel the menkul for research yesterday afternoon had long lists of how many pregnant people were still getting negatives however many DPO using different sorts of tests and it surprised me how many were still negative after quite a long time.

Don't know, but mine has appeared. Am now in need of chocolate so may have to have a trip to Tesco on the way to election party.

So who's staying up to watch the chaos unfold?

Where is my bastard DROOOOOOOOOIIIID???!?!?

You two should get a room!!!

Am lurking around today. Usually go quiet on the first part of my cycle - boring, innit?

Nowt to report here - dull, dull, dull!

So I'm going to continue watching you 2 with your eyeing each other up chatter, in the hope of some hot lesbo action

I know, right?! It's almost as if people have better things to do than MNing all the dang day long. Bastards. I bet they have matching china. And shop at Waitrose. And never leave their knickers all tangled up in their tights on the bathroom floor.

BANGERS!

I made myself laugh the other day, I did. I was thinking about my breasts. As you do. And thinking about men eyeing 'em up. As they do. And I thought, "Yeah, LOOK ON MY NORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR!"

See what I did? Shelley + vulgar tit slang. Don't tell me you're not in hysterics. Jeez. I kill me. I should be onstage.

I think we've scared everyone else off headcase

I'm a totally hypocritical meat-eater. I bloody love tofu

Awww...

But you're right, I have heard it all before. And of plenty of meat eaters who are utter hypocrites as well

Oh Mas. I sort of do but am worn out. Plus, you've heard it all before

(I'm only feeling fighty 'cos I'm going to a friend's party tonight and she always ties herself in knots to accommodate a veggie pal - to the extent of cooking pancakes in a frying pan that has never had lard in it (he's that fussed) - and yet he has admitted to still enjoying the odd kebab when drunk. Oh whoops, dearie me, naughty boy, rap on the knuckles etc. etc., and don't you even bloody think of using pork gelatine in your trifle young lady I'm a vegematarian you know etc. etc.)

And so on.

I know - IABU!

I'm veggie - wanna fight?

I'm not a veggie by choice. Husband is and he's a worse cook even than I am so I do nearly all the cooking and making two dishes is a faff. Deffo don't eat fish though. Seen The End of the Line? Scary shit, very scary. Actually I do eat some fish, if it's been caught by one of the angling boats and they have leftovers they're distributing. Pollack and mackerel mostly. How Cornish does that sound?! "Moi luvver do ee want sum fish? Proper luvvly tis."

You're a vegetarian ?

Actually, I won't. I got modded on a Guardian board for being offensive to vegetarians once. True story! I learnt my lesson. Manners and politeness all round.

Ps - Why aren't I 2WOOFLING? I should be. Now I'm worried that I don't deserve a baybee because I'm not being menkul. Which is itself a form of menkul

Lasange is a THOUSAND times more difficult than posset! Or a roast chicken!

And FWIW I slightly agree with Lycra. Brown string is not typically droidesque, as far as my Googling could advise...

Headbanger I have said before that I am a shit cook. I also have a crap rented oven. I don't even know what a posset is. She'll be lucky if she gets chicken and chips. Though I suppose I could rustle up a lasagne. Veggie of course (meat free zone).

PaulaRadcliffe (you like?) I'm almost certain it is over. But thanks anyway