Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

Happy Anniversary FairyG (and Mr FairyG!) Hope you have an enjoyable evening - What are you doing on MN, go jump him!

Can you cover up monster sunburn with fake tan? Hope you remembered to take your bra straps off your shoulders to get all over sunburn!!!

Hi ya,

I'm here - it didn't stick & hoping the last of the blood is drying up now (1st wedding anniversary today so hoping for a shag) Can't really tell you what CD I am so gonna have a month of not counting!!!!!

I'll be back in the park ASAP! Back on the hooch, white lightening & enjoying those legwarmers - although it's very warm at the mo & I've been working on my lobster tan look. Might even get some fake as it's cheap in Wilkos at the mo.

Hope everyone is doing well & lady bits are sore!

xxx

Iced i'm with you on the careless whisper song, i love that song! I turn it up full blast when it comes on in my car lol

Hope this is your month umbongo, one of the reasons i like this thread is because your not all shagging every other night, alot of the other threads i've lurked on their at it every other night or even every night, don't know how they manage it, so i feel quite at home here knowing that your all a bit like me we've only managed 4 times so far this month and im on cd23, it's crap really as i know the chances of winning a baby is alot slimmer but also there are so many people that get lucky from doing it a couple of times a month. Hope i'm one of them

No rtd yet, although belly is grumbling in usual style so NOT getting hopes up.

I was quite pleased with our shagathon score of 4 too Lou Methinks Lia is smug with 5!

Am very pleased that there is no-one on here managing the every other night that "they" recommend for getting duffed It would only make me feel worse!

Lia fingers and toes crossed for your DD!! Am sure she will be a star.

Anyway with regards to shagging I think its quality not quantity. One of my mates had sex once in 2 months and won her baby. Here's hoping. I managed 4 which is quite impressive. Or so I thought til Lia complained about 5.

I have no balance so will have to sit on the sidelines drinking Thunderbird.

Maybe we could arrange a meet up one day. I know Lia suggested one aggggggeeeeeesss ago.

Anyway I have a new plan. Not in a rush to get duffed as then I will have to go back to full time work sooner. Hehe!!!

Surely one can roller disco dance better when inebriated, or is that just thinks can roller disco better?

I am so not pregnant this bloody month, (and all the other sodding months) have this ache/pain deep in uterus/pelvic area and just know. I guess 5 times just didn't cut it eh?

SO am really nervous about tomorrow, I know i'll cry and can't even blame hormones.. actually i can, am due on, lol. We gotta get the coach at 6.15am!! whats that all about? Still the middle of the night unless you're 5 yrs old, then it's wakey up time. DD will be walking to coach with her eyes closed, will try and take picture with my new Sony Ericsson Xperia, (not name drop) and post on profile tomorrow night. She cried in her singing lesson today cos she got the words wrong, hope nerves don't get the better of her. Aggghh, I'm scared.

Have lovely day Sunday ladies in the sunshine, umbongo hope your head is ok, still, we get to sit in covent garden for lunch so that'll be nice.

UmBongo is too drunk to dance on roller skates. Sit in corner getting drunker, or do major injury to self and possibly others!

Nothing wrong with getting dd to like dirty dancing soundtrack Lemon Bringing children up proper like!

Lou my cycle is around this long! 31-34 days ish. But fairly convinced that rtd is on its way. Again, so be prepared for pissed off post tomorrow!

Argh I forgot the roller skates the proper 80's ones not the inline ones from the 90s!!

[Runs in the disco in her yellow neon legwarmers, off the shoulder top and 80's perm singing with Lemon] Lia fingers crossed for your DD. Let's hope she is the star you know she is. Also, that she is better at singing than you are at keeping away from those darn sticks.

Umbungo how long is your cycle???

Am liking the new look - leg warmers on just in time for the hot weather!

Well, day 33 here, not testing. Don't want to know. Don't know how you do daily testing Lia, I couldn't cope with daily ups and downs. Although some mornings it is a concious effort to piss fmu down the loo! I will find out that I am not preg any day now. Although having had sex at the right time this month is actually giving me false hope.

Lia - step away from the tests. Oh and good luck for your dd, singing is great fun, tell her not to worry about the crowd, just make sure she gets her words across to the deaf old lady in the back row and HAS FUN!

day 21 tomorrow. Don't think we did it enough but gotta keep the faith eh?

Lia me thinks love that you need the jacket to stop you POASing. What day are you on? I have just had to count. Am on day 18 and not convinced I have won my baby. Just don't think the sex was horny enough.

girls I need help, RTD due next weds and already hpt's calling to me.

bogof in Superdrug, PLUS me 2 freebies, could test every day from now till then if I want

spongey that really is a bit shit alright, my periods have seemed to sort themselves out since my mmc in Jan but last month was 24 days, that's not enough time to win a baby is it?

lou jacket is yours for the month, please clean any stains it before return.

lemon Wales sounds nice, Me and Dh are attending the Revival festival in August, got everyone there, kajagoogoo, kim wilde without her gardening gloves You know, all the big stars.

Enjoy the beautiful weekend weather ladies, My 15 yr dd has a singing competition on Sunday and is really nervous now. AM really nervous for her too, she's never sung in front of a crowd before.

Am thinking that £400 could go towards seeing a private specialist and would be a better use of money than a monitor.

I hope FairyG is ok after what she has been through. Fairy ifs you are lurking then am sending you a big hug and bottle of Hooch - extra strength.

No free monitor either! And they cost a ridiculous amount (think about £400 ish?) I don't need one now anyway, I get to peek at what's going on most months courtesy of the NHS dildocam.

Lou definitely a good idea to keep buying lovely clothes. I find that a good clothes splurge on CD1 helps heal the annoyance!

MJ hmmm... how about some Dirty Diana? We can do some filth grinding moves after a couple of Goldschlager shots?

Sorry Spongey that is a shitter. Going back to the monitor - did you get a free monitor? They do look interesting. But as it looks like I do ovulate and usually around day 14/15 and I have been banned from temping they are a bad idea.... Ok think I need that straight jacket of Lia's!

Anyway I liked this fred its full of people like us and I am on it here. I did stop buying clothes and bras for a while but decided that I am not going to get preggers anytime soon so might as well carry on as normal...

Iced what else can we do on the MJ karaoke? I am thinking Bad or Thriller and after a few gallons of Hooch we can try to replicate the great man's dancing.

Sorry, I've been sitting feeling sorry for myself in the pit of despair the last week or so. Day 35 and stupid period still not fucking turned up so I can't even get my horrible tests done (and yes I have POAS). My cycles have been all over the place since the stupid miscarriage, so I've wasted all those months while pregnant and then all the months afterwards because my cycles are dicking about!

Lia I signed up for Duofertility about 18 months ago as they were trialling their new monitor and were looking for volunteers. They do like sending a lot of annoying spam. Mind you, two free pregnancy tests is nothing to be sneezed at!

Iced glad your tests came back ok! Where are you going camping?

(Tumbleweed emoticon)

Iceicemuffin I am surprised the doc is still alive after telling you to "calm down calm down" (I am just imagining the scouse accent).

We had sex at the right time just not sure we have won a baby this month. Not sure why not just not sure there was enough enthusiasm if that makes sense. Who was it that was saying horny sex is more likely to help win a baby? Well if that is the case then I have no chance.

I have ordered some. Well never look a gift horse in the face and all that...