Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

RTD been and gone. Got to start shagging soon but got a week off so maybe I can focus on the task in hand. TH got his next wank test a week on Tuesday so its lucky the witch came early so I might managed to win a baby this month. Probably not as I am doomed but hey ho. Its only been a year and apparently that is average. Sorry not in the most positive mood at the moment.

Iced sounds like you had fun being sick in a tent. Oh well you might lose weight as a by product. [Passes Iced a can of white lightening]

[Gets feather duster out and gives the place a good clean]

Right now am ready for some booze. Its nearly Pimms O'Clock.

Where are you all??

Alcohol & chocolate seriously needed - now I've banned myself I'm craving!!!!!!

Also weeing for Britain today so the toxins must be leaving my body!!!

How is everyone???

Hooch and wkd on its way (and whisky for real sessions!)

Right onwards and upwards where is my alcohol?

Bless ya lou!!!! Fingers cross! xx

Its okay Muffin you are allowed to mention the P word. Tis okay you know what we are oing through. Although you can have some of the 20/20 as you are still in our ganf.

Am drinking Magners tis classy - yah! Its like the champagne of the cider world.

I wasn't that stressed this month until the spotting sent me into the pit. Now convinced I will never get pregnant. Happens every month. Might try my hypno cd again. Might also buy some pre-seed if it does the trick maybe tis worth the extortionate price they charge.

Still no RTD so ain't over til fat lady sings. Am always reminded of my friend who had pre-RTD spotting but no period and she was preggers... So it ain't over yet. Well it is but am embracing positivity.

Lou & Lia - totally feel the same!!! Mum tried to make me feel better by handing me a cut out from a free paper offering IVF for inder 39s if I gave them my eggs for other reasons than to make me pg!!!! I said thanks but no thanks! I'm not in a state of desperation yet.

I've now convinced myself that I'll lose weight & fall pg naturally.

xxx

Lowers cushions and wkd down for Lia and Lou. If your H is not in the pit Lou then he might be safe from being murdered for that comment!

Just rock, it'll pass. ((()))

It won't happen. Oh my god I am in the pit. Am so fed up of all this and when I tell TH he thinks the stress is why we can't have a baby or something like that.

[Dives into pit of despair - actually not that bad but not feeling to fab either]

Still in a state of disbelief thanks FairyG. Don't feel preg, boobs aren't yet as sore as last time, couldn't stand forward in the shower for a bit last time - remember that. Don't remember having this much wind tho! But that might be unrelated

Nothing else to report other than I did pluck up courage to do the due date calculator thingy yesterday and it said 29th January! So hopefully it won't be early and be forever stuck with Christmas-and-Birthday presents! No lovely summer birthday parties in this house apart from MEEEEEE!

How long do you give me before I start telling everyone in RL. Up to and including my cheeky postie who I nearly murdered only a few weeks ago for asking about little brothers or sisters!? Haven't told my mum yet. Hope I can hold out a while!

I've joined Fred!

Hoping to get to Dr on Tue to find out about metformin as Cons wouldn't give it to me but GP might. I've been shopping & bought total low GI stuff.
Now need to reinstate my love affair with my wii fit plus! 1/2 term should help!!!!

How are the preggy ones UMB & Iced???

Bank Hol weekend will be spent with DH (and mate playing wii lol - well tonight anyway which why I'm on here) Have a good one & hope the rain leaves tonight!!!!

xxxx

I have joined you lia! Anymore??

skinnier

fred

Bugger lou here's to skiiner us and babies.

Lia you can start the fred.

Pre spotting spotting is the slight red tinged cm the day before the proper spotting. So there you are. It's the sort of thing you wouldn't notice if you weren't rummaging. Nice. Oh well.

lou that's shit, hope it's just your little body playing tricks on you. Have you got a teeny little test sitting quietly in the cupboard?

So who's joining our weightloss group then? Shall i start a fred?

Gobsmacked Lou sex, morning, fun????? Words I bet you didn't think you would be putting in the same sentence! Am hugely impressed with 11 shags over 2 months, not sure how many months it would take us to get to 11, but I suspect at least 3 possibly 4!

Sorry for your pre-spotting spotting - it all sounds very complicated! Don't POAS, it will only make your eyes red and puffy.

Thank you everyone for the congratulations, I am hoping to be living proof that 2 years of ttc can still end in a baybee. (but still don't beleive it) Roll on 12 week scan so I may believe.

Lady nice to see you. Am on day 26 and looks like the RTD is coming very soon. Not too upset this month. Maybe as TH has upcoming SA this week. Although the second one is shitty timing as its on day 15 the day after I apparently ovulate and we have to abstain. Though we are both off work for the week before so maybe we could get a sneaky few shags before then!

News alert. Had sex this morning and it was actually fun. Managed 5 shags this months so am quite happy with that. Last month I apparently managed 6. Not the 3 times a week the acupuncturist recommended but if you take a week off for RTD its nearly twice week.

Anyways I am the archetypal 28 dayer who ovulates on day 14 and still not pregnant. But this is only my 3rd cycle of 28 days since the monkey was born. So maybe it will happen in time.

Lia looks like the typical pre-spotting spotting has started but am tempted to POAS. Should I or will I just cry when there is no line?? Ok answered my own question there. Thanks for having faith in me getting pregnant though. It will happen one day. Even if I have to pay lots of money to some nice consultant, it'll be worth it.

Fairy and Lia fancy starting our own weight loss group. I could do with losing a stone.