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Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 24/02/2010 11:51

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

and

(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

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Loujalou · 10/06/2010 20:52

My first love lived in South East London [Wistful look emoticon]

Fairygodmother1 · 10/06/2010 17:21

I'm from South East London originally & moved to Kent.

Loujalou · 09/06/2010 20:01

Was being a bit nosy but was wondering what part of the country you were from.

Am from north london originally but now live in the country not too far away...

Fairy punch sounds lovely.... Here's some Pimms has some yesterday and it was like bliss in a glass. Yummy!

Fairygodmother1 · 09/06/2010 18:20

Blimey you lot have been busy while I've been handcuffed to my wii.

How are the preggo ones??? Filling out over your white mini-skirts & boob tubes.

I'm having a fat day today cos I need to use bits out of the freezer.

I've brought some left over spiked punch from the weekend - any cheapo alcohol I could find & some fruit, with a dash of lemonade - anyone want a glass. Gett you in the summer mood on this miserable day!

UmBongo · 09/06/2010 13:58

Helloooo Tea thanks for the congrats! Nice to see you back, but sorry for the lack of job.

Well done on the early scan Iced and good luck for yours on Monday Polly Thanks for the donuts!

Well I have started telling people in rl. Only close friends and family who all know the troubles we have been having! So having fun giving good news and getting hugged lots!

PollyPoo · 08/06/2010 17:28

Blimmin 'eck Iced, I hope they are treating you with kid gloves after that!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 08/06/2010 17:04

X post Lou , thanks alot still really scared, dh couldn't stop looking at the heartbeat on the screen.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 08/06/2010 17:01

Early scan due to mmc and nearly bleeding to death in resus! Gp is really nice and understanding, but after Reading other threads realise how lucky I am to get early scan. But your right about it helping my sanity, what's left of it after ttfc for so long!

Good luck for Monday, what if there is two?

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Loujalou · 08/06/2010 16:55

At least they are looking after you Iced that is a good thing and if they find a heartbeat that is a good sign too. I have all my fingers and toes crossed for you.

PollyPoo · 08/06/2010 16:48

Oh yes, I remember Mules always dried my mouth out too. Yuck! I'll stick with the scrumpy thanks.

PollyPoo · 08/06/2010 16:47

Did they give you early scan due to past mc? Sorry I can't remember all the histories...

It's great that it all happened so quickly - gave you less time to stress about it!!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 08/06/2010 16:33

Nearly seven and going for another scan in five weeks.I have been swinging from denial to full on freak out for the past three weeks.

Still can't believe it, only went to the doctors this morning to ask for early scan and ten minutes after I got home the receptionist phoned to say I could have a scan this afternoon. All happened very fast and I couldn't believe every thing was ok was shaking loads when she was doing the scan.

Really could of done with some White lightning in the waiting room seeing all those big bumps going past made me want to cry. Not sure about the mules also seemed to make my mouth really dry.

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PollyPoo · 08/06/2010 16:20

How exciting Iced! How many weeks are you?

We have not had early scan so for all I know it could be a phantom pregnancy. Still, we have 12 wk dating/nuchal fold scan on Monday so I will soon find out. I am mostly terrified and having awful nightmares... I hope after Monday has been and gone, and my fetal doppler turns up, I will be able to put my mind at rest and come out of de nile.

Lou are you still doing hypnotherapy or acupuncture?

Loujalou · 08/06/2010 16:08

That's good news iced.

Snatches Scrumpy off Polly. How's baby Jesus or is that bubby holly? See what I did there.

Tea will join you in drinking some mules and reefs. Jobs are overrated don't you know.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 08/06/2010 15:46

Thanks Polly, had an early scan today and saw a heartbeat how are you and mini polly?

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PollyPoo · 08/06/2010 15:31

Blimey, I go away for a few weeks and look what happens! Big congrats for Iced and UmBongo, I'm well chuffed for you.

I've brought you some scrumpy and a bumper bag of jam doughnuts. Dig in!

TeaFan · 08/06/2010 12:14

Lol Lou I had a actual bottle of Reef last weekend!! Cheers!! While we're on alcopops, can I add Smirnoff Mules to the menu, used to go to a pub where they were BOGOF - delish!

Unemployment is okay, only been a couple of weeks so still a novelty and am still catching up on jobs! I'm sure i'll be bored very soon (not to mention skint!)

I agree about buses, anyway am def not pg this month as got scared of being up duff whilst unemployed and ending up on JK so didn't shag after CD8 Will this stop me symptom spotting this month? We'll see!!

Loujalou · 08/06/2010 07:37

Tea I've missed you. Here's a bottle of Reef. Do you remember them. Tastes like Orange juice. I saw them in a pub yesterday and though we should add them to our stash. Sorry about the unemployment bit. Well at least we van entertain you. Have given up on the buses threads as they are so depressing and boring.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 07/06/2010 12:33

Hi Tea how are you? glad your back but poo to unemployment, but at least now you can spend more time watching jk and coming to the park! Just don't forget your boob tube and to hitch your skirt up so it's really short

Well I took the scary step of making doctors appointment to tell him about my two lines eekkk!
Proper freaking myself out, dh keeps checking I'm feeling sicky and then says that's great ( symptoms stopped last time at about six weeks) I think dh is freaking out more than me! He did clean downstairs and hoovered the stairs so at least there is something good coming out of sickin my guts up every hour or so.

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TeaFan · 07/06/2010 11:18

Hello ladies, I have been trying to keep off these forums in a bid to save money on POASing curb the madness but have been intermittently lurking

I just couldn't carry on lurking without saying a massive congratulations to UmBongo & Iced, I am really happy for you ladies

I am now unemployed (as of 10 days ago) so can properly commit myself to sitting in the park drinking white lightning . I am also secretly hoping convinced that I will win the baybee lottery now that it is the worst possible time!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 06/06/2010 10:07

UmBongo I have poas just to make sure the two lines are still there and I'm sick the worst after eating, so if she tells them that they will think I've got an eating disorder! I'm also constipated and that's not helping but I'm trying to look on the bright side.

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UmBongo · 06/06/2010 09:08

Oh Lemon sorry to hear you have bad ms, I have so few symptoms I had to POanotherS this morning! Definate fast answer this morning so I think I will drum up the courage to tell my mum today. Just to stop her from being even more obsessed than me! Hope your dd doesn't tell too many people that mummy is being badly sick all the time and has a very bad infection!

Oh and I better track "them" down and remove the stick I poked in "their" eyes for saying it will happen when you stop obsessing about it!

Lou I hope you have some conclusive answers to your tests this time. Good luck.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 04/06/2010 20:27

Should of said hope White lightning is chilled!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 04/06/2010 20:25

Lou hope the wank test gives you some answers this time and what some doctors don't get is that a year trying might be average but it's sole destroying. But fingers crossed this is your month.

Fairy I'm sure shagging burns off about 200 calories, well when you actually do more than just lie on your side (like I did ) lol

As for weight lose, I lost three stone with dd because of ms which I'm not sure I could cope with this time. It's getting tricky explaining my vom sessions to her at the moment dh said I've got a tummy bug that could last a few more weeks!!

Hope that White lighting!

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Fairygodmother1 · 04/06/2010 19:53

Lou the place is looking great. Well I've actually got proper RTD! Which means we can get back on the wagon of sore lady bits!!!! Maybe the effort to lose weight will help us!

Iced don't envy you in a tent!

xxx