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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 24/02/2010 11:51

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

and

(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 21/06/2010 19:10

So bored of shagging I now do it doggy style so I can iron at the same time!

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Loujalou · 21/06/2010 18:13

The turkey basters have been passed round a few times and we still haven't won our babies....

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Icedlemonmuffin · 21/06/2010 15:11

Fairy what a crap thing to happen, really hope you find out what your womb is playing at soon.

When I had my mc and nearly bleed to death, the lovely a and e nurse said 'it's only an mc it's not that bad'. My bp then dropped and I became unconcious and she finally decided I was worth bothering about.

I know it must be really tough working in the nhs but it would be nice if they could treat you as a real person with feelings.

It should have been a muffin cocktail party!

New fred title- Chavs gone wild!
TTFC anon
Sick of cock, just give me your sperm

After lots of vom and seeing my gp six times in one week, I finally got my anti vom tablets and feel slightly more normal (I can now get out of bed without voming on my feet)

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Loujalou · 21/06/2010 09:25

OMFG Fairy I hope the bleeding has stopped now. I can't believe A&E. That is shit. I would make a complaint.

Cocktail making party sounds ace. Loving the idea.

I know we have a long way to go but was wondering what we could call our new fred when this one comes to an end. Had quite a good one but now fallen out of my brain.

Fairygodmother1 · 20/06/2010 19:25

Hi all,

Been a bit of a tough week. Ended up in A & E Monday as af was heavy again & I bled through my clothes within an hour so work sent me to hospital. Bit of a waste of time as they were pissed I went up there & I should have gone to GP (like you can ever get an app unless you camp out & are there when it opens)!
Got to go for an ultrasound when they finally send that through as I've now bled for 5 weeks in the last 6 - 3 weeks, 1 week break & now 2 weeks. Finally no blood today!!!!

Had a fab night out with my old mates last night at a cocktail making party. It was soooo good. I got really drunk & feeling it today!

How is everyone?

UmBongo · 19/06/2010 17:10

Where is everyone - they can't be still sunbathing down the park in england bikinis - it is stuffing FREEZING out there!

I'd help with the housework Lou, but I don't do me own!!

Loujalou · 18/06/2010 12:05

I has started a new fred about TH first SA results here.

Think I need my duster out as its getting cobwebby in here.

Loujalou · 17/06/2010 12:00

Anyone seen LovelyLia around. I am missing her a little bit.

Tea how is life with you? Any luck on the job front??

Loujalou · 17/06/2010 09:23

Lol at Umbungo searching the gutters for ov sticks.

Think its bikini weather again. YAY! Shame it wasn't like this last week when I wasn't working....

UmBongo · 15/06/2010 22:01

Crossed fingers here for you X

Loujalou · 15/06/2010 10:06

Right last wank test completed. Hopefully we will have the results next week. Fingers crossed its good news......

UmBongo · 14/06/2010 22:48

Don't think we did anything different, other than the things "THEY" tell you as I was finally not as obsessed - (Bored of it all) and we had a consultant appt booked. Only vaguely knew which day I was on, and managed a miraculous [sp?] 4 shags! I did pee on a stray ov stick I found and that came up pos, so that was quite rare as I never got a pos off the ebay cheapies - probably as by the afternoons I can't go for the recommended 4 hours without a change of underwear! (stray ov stick was given by a preg friend, not found in gutter by the way!!)

Like your shell suit Lemon

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Icedlemonmuffin · 13/06/2010 20:07

Lou we did it every second night,(from cd 9) not every other, and used pre seed, only two things we did different than the other twelve bloody cycles before. We only did it three times as I just couldn't be bothered the fourth time, wanted to go to sleep and totally bored of shagging!

I didn't think I oved that month as had no ewcm or ov pains which I usually get, so that's why I didn't bother about swi the fourth time, didn't seem any point.

It's raining so have put my England shell suit on over my bikini!

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Loujalou · 13/06/2010 19:51

Well we got two last month so maybe its our month.

Those of you lucky enough to get your two lines did you do anything at all differently the month you got diffed?? Or was your body bored of shagging?

Lady here is some Pimms as we are classy here. Didn't you know

Fairy tis a thong of course just like your England one

Ladybird10 · 13/06/2010 19:38

Hey all

Thought you might fancy a shandy. The ladies who have a bun in the oven can stick to the lemonade

I've got my England bikini on and have applied the fake tan, look like i've been tangoed, had my bazillian wax done, now i'm ready to go.
CD12 and SWI has started (yawn). Lets hope one more of us will be up the duff by this time next month.

Fairygodmother1 · 13/06/2010 19:22

Lou I hope it's a thong one as that would be so classy

xxx

Loujalou · 13/06/2010 11:46

I have a Brazil bikini on to add some colour to proceedings.

Loujalou · 13/06/2010 11:45

Am in the middle of SWI period at moment but now no shagging til Tuesday due to the wank test. Oh well. Managed 2/3 (one was a quickie after if you get what I mean) before the deadline. Oh well might try on Tuesday just in case.

Not likely though is it.

Oh well....

Fairygodmother1 · 12/06/2010 19:57

Yep got my England Bikini on that will go see-through if it gets wet! I feel we should be drinking real Ale as thats very English!!! Roast Beef Sarnie anyone? Fish & chips???

Thank you for well wishing. I hope this loss in 5lb will get me closer to getting 5lb in baby weight!!!!!

xxx

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Icedlemonmuffin · 12/06/2010 13:56

That's great Fairy but I think I've found your 5lbs !

Can't do up my jeans anymore having to use a hair bobble to keep them up, but I'm not complaining even when my head is down the toilet!

Well I expect all you lovely biatches have got your England bikinis on and a bottle of Tudor rose (street drunks choice of drink) by your side.

How's the swi going?

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Loujalou · 12/06/2010 10:27

Well done Fairy. Think its just us two at the park at the moment.

Fairygodmother1 · 12/06/2010 10:07

Yay! I lost 5lb & 6cm off my waist!!!!

Fairygodmother1 · 11/06/2010 20:05

Nope, but I lived in Lewisham for a bit as a kid!

Loujalou · 11/06/2010 11:39

Mmmmm... unless your ex lived in Crofton Park tis unlikely.

Fairygodmother1 · 10/06/2010 21:47

Lol! Not one of mine I hope....

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