Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

Sorry, first time on here and strictly speaking don't have sore nether reasons as on 2ww. But Husband is away on course this weekend and just realised he forgot his vitamins and he's gone with some very boozy workmates. He did it on purposes I know he did, in fact they probably had a stripper last night while I stared intently at boobs for 5 minutes trying to decide whether veiny. SEXY.

I think the Indian & the wine was too much - I fell asleep before he even got into bed! Maybe this afternoon...

I was going to get all sentimental and say its nice having this bus as sometimes your "buddies" are on a different month bus / limo but this way we can all catch up. Enough of the sentiment and here is a

I have some raspberry flavoured vodka and some baileys. I tell you what is lovely kahlua and milk. Tastes like coffee milkshake, yummy. Could also be do-able in the morning - kinda.

Am lying in bed and TH just farted on my leg now that is romance!!

Oh for a proper quickie in the bathroom...

dh currently working nights. Will be very grumpy when Action is expected of him - am expecting NO romance and in fact no conversation either. He seems to turn into a teenager when tired... Answer to anything: 'urgh', or possibly 'what happened in the rugby?' Am expecting very antisocial few days!

I had to go out at 3am this morning so wasn't there when dh woke up "in the mood".

i got home at 8am and dh was waiting for me, (had alerted him I would be home to take kids to school)

Me - What time you going into work honey?

dh - well first we have shagathon, then shave and shower, so about half ten

Romance is not dead in my house.

Thing is, it was a proper quickie in the bathroom, then i was stressing about not being laid down for half hour.

Beach sounds nice, our ds (6) is dancing in a showcase on sunday so looking forward to that. Busy busy, as always, weekends don't really last long enough imo.

Have a good one everyone

tea what is zestica?

Hi all,
I'm sure well be SWI tonight! He's a had a blinding first week at work, I've finished with AF. But it all depends whether we can move after just eating a mountain of Idian food!

Yep TTC totally takes the Romace away!!!

xxx

lol at fainting btw! Could be tricky if you're unconscious... or ask for assistance while flat out...

Toys, bah humbug. Since having dd Certain Parts of me don't seem to, um, respond any more. Even though she was a section!! Or are tooooo sensitive and just hurt. I take the 'lie back and think of David Tennant' route...

Lol lia at your romantic DH, his commitment to the cause is admirable

Am slightly in awe of you ladies and your sex toys, I actually hate them but am quite keen to spice things up, we had kind of let that side of things slide before we TTC and i'm hoping the book I ordered will give us some new ideas. Would like it to be SWI and SFF at the same time, am I expecting too much?

My zestica arrived today and comes in scary looking single application containers that have a spout Not sure how I thought I was going to get it up there I know, I know, it pales in comparison to actually being preggo and giving birth, i'm in denial about that bit for now

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Hi!

Iced DH starts the day with a half hour HOT shower (when he gets out can feel the heat coming off him from the other side of the room) he finishes his day with a large glass or 3 of red.

But, he obviously didn't manage to kill ALL his sperm this month . I will quietly remove him from the wall of shame ...

....ALWAYS keep spare batteries!!!!!!!

DH is still in a huff
He had day off yesterday and wanted to spend the afternoon SWNIW (shagging with no intent whatsoever lol) I would expand, but I think the fact that I said no because I had upset stomach will clue you in
Anyway, he's all pissed off now and I am going to have to apologise in order to get any SWI at the right time this month.
Oh, and I know I am only on cycle 5, but if you count the 3 years of allowing totally unreliable(supposedly) methods of contraception (withdrawel ) and trying to create hoping for an accident, it has been a loooong time!!

The romance Lia. At least it gives you a chance to buy some batteries - not sure what I would do if my batteries run out.....

my dh is in the pub too tonight tea had some bad news about a project at work.

This is the most recent phone call

dh - hi honey, I'm still in the pub

me - oohhkaay

dh - They've given us the day off tomorrow so don't worry, If i can't service you tonight i'll sort you out first thing inthe morning ok?

me - err, yes honey

dh - ok, see you later

Hi ladies, BoboTheSpermKiller has definitely killed a fair few tonight...he drank 4 pints of beer after work tonight! On top of that he wouldn't take his vitamin in front of me so for all I know he could have fed it to the dog

Told him my plan about not timing SWI any more and just having regular sex through my whole cycle...do you know what he said?!?!? 'Well, as long as it's in the right window' Like having sex with me is a chore ! That is just the attitude i'm trying to avoid... Am not mentioning babies to him ever again until I get a BFP...maybe not even then...maybe i'll wait till he notices a bump!

I am sooo jealous of you lot with short cycles
i have lloooooooong drawn out horribly tortuous cycles and its so dull. In totally preoccupied some would say mad calculations i today worked out that most people have 13 cycles a year - i have 9 ...grrrrr

anyway i think i am 7 dpo today but could be 6 or even 5 depending on how soon after smiley face i ovulated and the test was negative

i know i shouldn't but i have cheapo ones from babywishes and there are 100 of them

arrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

thanks girls feel better now

ha and i'm out of batteries

Go Lia you know you want to. Just think of the baby that you are going to make. Well that is what keeps me going when I am bored in need of inspiration.

no sperm killing stories here either, sorry but i have to say i am sodding fed up of having sex every other day. We have been at it for bloody weeks now with a 4 day break last weekend and enough already!!

Day 28 of a normally 26 day cycle. Post erpc so stupid body has cottoned on to the fact that something needs to be happening.

Tis a swi night tonight, and i can't be bothered. Of course i amgoing to be bothered and get on with it but

aggggghhhhhhh

Ahhh.

I live in a small and very 1950s village (bear with me...). We have a lesbian couple who ran a health food shop for a while (not terribly popular in a place where average age is 120). They, or at least one of them, is currently pregnant. Not sure how that happened/works, but it's going to be interesting finding out what the WI brigade makes of it all...

Incidently, while decorating bedroom in new house found some raaaather odd dents in the wall at about bedhead hight... don't really want to speculate...

No stories about interesting Sperm Killing I'm afraid BUT dh does work at a nuclear power station... (but doesn't glow in the dark...)

Mr stuffed has gone off in a huff.
At least I can eat some chocolate without disaproving looks for a couple of hours lol.