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Original poster

Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 24/02/2010 11:51

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

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(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

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lucybarnes · 01/03/2010 10:05

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stuffedmk · 01/03/2010 09:57

I am only on cycle 5 but have waited 8 years for DH to agree to DC#2 and spent most of that time praying for an accident lol. So I am very impatient I try to relax about it but am failing miserably!!

lucybarnes · 01/03/2010 09:39

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stuffedmk · 01/03/2010 09:36

Well, I did the apologising thing and got DH back on side so the bits are defo sore, just have to keep going for couple more days then they can have a well earned rest lol.

Have worked out that AF will be due around mothers day (unless I ov much later than expected) surely that has to be a sign!!

Folic acid makes me feel sick!!! Blargh!

Loujalou · 01/03/2010 08:13

I have a week til the horrid witch is due.

Not sure if I mentioned it on this thread but if I do win a baby this month it is due on TH birthday. Well as both TH and DS were six weeks early not too worried - plus I am not going to be pregnant anyways.

On the plus side I have a hypno appointment tomorrow and next week acupuncture which I am strangely excited by!

Fairygodmother1 · 28/02/2010 19:20

Oh I know the one - well bloody annoying. I don't remember ever sitting on the sofa with my mum discussing whether a TV character had discussed contraception!!!!

yep the Clear blue 1-2 weeks pg!!! If only i could get that bloody result!!!

I can't either as I'm a teacher!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 28/02/2010 19:06

Fairy I think it's a department of health one and it's got speech bubbles in it not people it's annoying I'm glad it's not stalking you as well !!

I hate the pregnancy ones too, that bloody women on the cb one I just want to hit her ( with a muffin of course nothing heavy).

Is every one hitting the wine tonight? I can't is hairwash and bath night tonight ( checking for nits) god I'm wild

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Fairygodmother1 · 28/02/2010 18:43

What ad is that? It's preg test ads I keep seeing or always 5 in 1!!!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 28/02/2010 16:33

Well my sorebits have a break until Friday and then it's legs apart and do the okey pokey!!

For the past few days an advert off the tv and radio has been following me around and if I see or hear it again I'm going to go mad!

It's about contraception and how I need it and all the ways I can get it. Sat there last night watching tv , minding my own business and it comes on I was like a women possesed I started shouting ' I don't want and I don't need I want to be pregnant' . Dh went 'at least your not shouting at me!'

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Fairygodmother1 · 28/02/2010 09:47

Morning all, SWI began last night so no sore bits just yet - give me a week or so!

Teafan Glad Indian went down well - I really want to see Dorian Grey.

Umbongo is DH using just zinc or is it a multivitamin as I had DH on the santogen Male version of our pro natal but I could get mine cheaper so put DH on men's multi-vit! I've also banned laptop anywhere from his lap!

TeaFan · 27/02/2010 22:42

Hi UmBongo

Having polished off my indian (nice one OH) and watched Dorian Gray (creepy) I am currently being subjected to Match of The Day Think I might take a cup of tea to bed

Enjoying being stress free...a few more days and I will have to start forcing convincing OH to SWI

UmBongo · 27/02/2010 22:36

Hi all, just checking in. Not sore, as have not dtd at all yet this month. Dh took his sample to the hosp. this week and seems reluctant to come to bed since.

I think we are on cycle 21 ish, tho, so we do qualify for the long haul aspect of this bus!

I have managed to stop dh from laptopping on his knee tho, but the pot of zinc tablets has not gone down for a long time. Just have to wait for the test results now.

Loujalou · 27/02/2010 20:07

Arsenal won and Chelski lost. Woo hoo!! May even have SFF tonight.

Fairygodmother1 · 27/02/2010 19:42

Much more slob night than last night. Watching Sport relief dance thing! Pretty good!

lucybarnes · 27/02/2010 19:04

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Unbuffy · 27/02/2010 19:02

It's a Saturday, innit? Antiques roadshow is tomorrow. Damn.

Unbuffy · 27/02/2010 18:58

out of wine i mean. not out out. i/we have no social life - it disappeared when dd was born.

Unbuffy · 27/02/2010 18:57

mmmm... someone else cooking....

i am all alooooone as dh has gone to work, also working my way through bottle of red (which i had to go out and buy today as we were out last night ) No gin in the house either!

So a quiet night in for me. Antiques Roadshow, here we come!

TeaFan · 27/02/2010 18:46

I like your style Unbuffy

I am working my way through a bottle of red and OH is in the kitchen rustling up an Indian What's everyone else up to tonight? At least I can relax in the knowledge that SWI is out of the question for another few days

Unbuffy · 27/02/2010 16:48

Someone told me the other night about how lovely avocaat was when poured over Christmas pudding (bleurgh). Baileys and vodka sounds peachy by comparison...

Personally i like a nice dry Martini: Gin, Ice, Glass. Perhaps a little bit of lemon. It doesn't make such a sticky mess everywhere either.

Mind you, Benedictine is yummy

TeaFan · 27/02/2010 15:52

I bought my zestica from amazon but i'm sure you can prob get it on ebay too.

B52's are a reminder of my teens, we used to set fire to them and then drink them as quick as we could through a straw before it melted! Oh to be back in the days when I had no mortgage could afford three shots in one glass and didn't mind throwing up in public get hangovers !

Loujalou · 27/02/2010 10:05

I wasn't mixing the baileys with vodka! I am sure there is something called a B52 that has kahlua, baileys and cointreau. Not quite vodka though.

Fairygodmother1 · 27/02/2010 09:33

Tea where can you get zestica? Was a lovely night tho! I would have thought vodka & baileys curdles!

TeaFan · 27/02/2010 09:20

Louja, wouldn't raspberry flavoured vodka in the same glass as Baileys curdle?

Fairygodmother, are you me? Falling asleep after Indian is our Saturday night tradition lol.

Lia zestica is like pre-seed but cheaper and there seems to be more evidence to suggest it helps the sperm swim

Loujalou · 27/02/2010 09:20

Aries welcome to the mental thread. My nether regions have recovered now me thinks as am on 2ww too. TH gave up on his vits months ago and I don't have the willpower to fight him on that one..