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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 24/02/2010 11:51

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

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All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 03/03/2010 21:00

I know have a weird image in my head of all of us at bingo dressed in ann summers 'outfits' ( mine would be sparkly red nipple tassels and crotchless knickers) playing bingo with our dhs lucky bingo dabbers !

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Fairygodmother1 · 03/03/2010 20:53

Umbongo yeah I think I need some new prizes for the the bingo viewing! Possibly a new job that didn't make me so tired. Thats the reason morning SWI on a weekday is a no-no! I don't have time for it. Giove myself 45 mins to get reading in the morning! xxx

UmBongo · 03/03/2010 20:41

Managed to stay awake last night and dh wasn't too late in - so, actually managed a bingo session! Hopefully as you say, teafan without letting on that it was IMPERATIVE that I got to borrow the dabber!

Actually went on the ann summers website last night too - think I need some new undies! - Just to keep him interested in case he gets too bored of bingo at the wrong moment. Some of the things on there though!

Fairygodmother1 · 03/03/2010 19:53

the only thing I'm addicted to is watching these threads lol! SWI last night. Dopn't think it'll happen tonight as soooo much work to do.

I watched One born...that woman finally had her baby. DH walked in & said "haven't we seen this episode" i said that she's just over due!

Unbuffy · 03/03/2010 18:47

On your marks... Get set... SHAG.

Hmm. Didn't someone a little while back on this post comment on the death of romance in swi society?

Have totally forgotten to cook supper. Twas supposed to be chicken (Roast, etc,) but durrr forgot to put it in the oven . Not even a sexy excuse! Large glass of wine required. So much for my resolution to ease up on the booze...

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Icedlemonmuffin · 03/03/2010 18:29

Dh is very understanding when i want a very quick bingo session!! When your on cycle 11 the quicker the better.

Bingo dabbers at the ready, get dabbing.

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Unbuffy · 03/03/2010 17:47

me too Teafan - day 10. What's going on? Maybe it's a Spring Thing?

TeaFan · 03/03/2010 16:33

Lol Unbuffy I got you but couldn't think of anything helpful to say - it's a minefield

You charters are very dedicated to the baby bingo, I gave all that up after a couple of months as a bad job, the most scientific I get these days is 'oh, I feel a bit slippery, must try and get DP to lend me his bingo dabber without actually letting on that I need to play bingo today' This applies to today which I am a bit surprised about (CD8) and I have had a really long day at work too...

Unbuffy · 03/03/2010 15:49

um, guys, that wasn't quite the 'early' i meant... More the, um, 'premature' or 'very very quick' type...

lucybarnes · 03/03/2010 15:18

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Icedlemonmuffin · 03/03/2010 15:04

Lucy I know what you mean I'm sick of hearing 'i'm pregnant and we weren't really trying it just happened' and then 'when are you going to have another dd must be lonely' aarrrrrggggghhhhh

Decided to chart temps because I've never done it before but I'm not going to get obsessed

Watched one born everyminute on channel 4 last night and got upset because the it was filmed in October last year and that was my due date

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lucybarnes · 03/03/2010 14:51

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Icedlemonmuffin · 03/03/2010 14:47

God this thread is really quiet !! Are you all busy swi and your bits are too sore for you to move!

Dh away again and not due to start swiing till Friday. Have invested in some pre seed and it was part of a pack so I'm doing my temps and I'm going to pee on ov sticks from saturday. Gone completely insane but i'm so fed up of swi to a schedule that I will try anything .

How is everyone!!

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lucybarnes · 03/03/2010 14:41

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Fairygodmother1 · 02/03/2010 19:34

Hi all,

I try not to do it in the morning cos I'm worried about not keeping 'it' all in after. Didn't get dabbed last night - fell asleep before DH could get in the bed! Work is tiring me out! Think I'll be off to bed in a sec but CD11 so wanna get some SWI in again!

Unbuffy · 02/03/2010 18:36

How to persuade dh that i really don't mind the, um, occasional 'early' 'card marking' iyswim? Actually makes life easier sometimes - faster is better (under certain circumstances . but obviously can't SAY that... Suggestions?

TeaFan · 02/03/2010 14:41

Louja a lady I work with has had hypno for TTC and really enjoyed it. Her and her partner both have fertility issues and are going for another round of IVF but the Hypno has really helped her to feel more positive about things.

Loujalou · 02/03/2010 13:53

Hopefully this is a more cheery thread lemon. Am going to see Hypnotherapist so hopefully she can help me win a baby. Does anyone know of anyone else who has won a baby with the help of a hypno? I know Polly loves her acupuncturist and that is my treat for next week!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 02/03/2010 11:44

Good luck UmBongo and I'm not that sex mad either I think it's the pressure from ttfc that kills it.

Tea your lucky bingo dabber comment made me laugh so much, but I do have similar problem.

Sometimes when I read the threads I cry and other times they just make me laugh so much, really helps me to keep going knowing there are others out there who know what it's like in this mad crazy ttfc world.

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TeaFan · 02/03/2010 10:31

Good luck UmBongo

The SWI is imminent at Tea Manor and am gearing up for another month of disappointment and fustration when I don't manage to orchestrate it at the right times. I think your 3-4 times is good going UmBongo, OH doesn't have much of a sex drive and prefers me to kiss the lucky bingo dabber rather than mark my card with it IYSWIM!

lucybarnes · 02/03/2010 09:24

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UmBongo · 01/03/2010 23:26

Loving the bingo dabber idea Tea

Not sure my dh would complain about not getting enough - it always seems to be me! I'm not that sex mad, but it's no wonder I'm still on these buses at 3-4 times per month.

Ho hum, still waiting for dh's results, just hoping and praying to anyone who will listen that they are normal. He took the sample in last Mon, so should hear soon.

lucybarnes · 01/03/2010 22:25

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Loujalou · 01/03/2010 20:30

Oh well at least your DH can't complain he ain't getting enough.

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