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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 24/02/2010 11:51

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

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(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

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Loujalou · 24/03/2010 10:29

Those tests are not the only thing you should look at. I had one cycle where I didn't get a positive OPK still had a temp rise though. It'll be ok Lucy one day we will all win our new babies and then all this crap will be forgotten. Well maybe not.

All this TTFC is the stuff of satan. Its made sex which used to be fun dull-ish most of the time.

lucybarnes · 24/03/2010 10:19

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Loujalou · 23/03/2010 21:56

Had sex yesterday and Saturday morning. Might have it later if I can summon the energy.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 23/03/2010 20:25

Hello Lou

I'm feeling the same sick of swi with no result, I just want to be pregnant why is it so easy for some people?
Have you been swi because sperm can hang around for a while so you could still have a chance.

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Loujalou · 23/03/2010 20:14

Iced I will be your friend if you pay me enough. Well muffins will do. I am convinced I am not going to get pregnant this month and am only just ovulating. No PMA for me then.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 23/03/2010 19:56

Hello have you all gone ? Well I will just chat to myself then I don't mind I usually end up talking to myself in rl anyway!

White goods alert - new oven arriving Thursday as old one decided it had had enough!!

Waiting for rtd and feel in a right grumpy mood and at the end of next going to have to crack open the pre seed again. Oh joy this will be my 12th cycle really really sick of ttfc, think I might just order some frozen sperm off the Internet

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Loujalou · 22/03/2010 16:00

He'll nap in the car - like he is now. Maybe I let him sleep too late today. It was about 8.50 when he awoke. But he had a bad night on Sat....

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Icedlemonmuffin · 22/03/2010 15:11

Your right Lucy

Thank you Lucy I am a great mum and I only have to look at dd for proof. Dh gets annoyed that I never take his compliments but I will try harder.

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lucybarnes · 22/03/2010 14:51

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Loujalou · 22/03/2010 14:41

My DH has all black socks then it doesn't matter if they match. He figured that out before he met me.

Anyways apparently I am fertile. Had sex this morning and suppose maybe should try again later or tomorrow.... I am still bored of it all and just wanna win a baby.

On another note DS seems to have stopped napping unless he is very tired. He is not even 2 til next week. He seems happy enough though...

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Icedlemonmuffin · 22/03/2010 14:35

Far from it Lucy! Dh is lucky if he finds matching socks in a morning,downstairs is fairly tidy but upstairs is hit and miss. My cooking not that great, my mum never liked cooking and wouldnt even use an onion in her cooking (she is a bit strange). As for the art dds stuff always looks better than mine, I just love the look on her face when she has made something that she is really proud of.

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lucybarnes · 22/03/2010 14:29

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Icedlemonmuffin · 22/03/2010 14:16

Forgot to say I give decorating eggs a miss because when I boil them they always end up cracking!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 22/03/2010 14:14

I love the art stuff the kitchen table is always covered in glitter, glue, buttons etc and we never buy birthday cards we always make them. I was never really arty till dd came along but she is at her happiest surrounded by toilet roll and egg boxes. Even dh gets really invovled,dd charges him for card making lessons!

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lucybarnes · 22/03/2010 14:04

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Icedlemonmuffin · 22/03/2010 13:56

Hi Lou my absence from mn was not by choice internet wouldnt connect! I have been keeping myself busy washing and helping dd with her easter bonnet,you wouldnt believe have many chicks a 6 year old can get on a straw hat!!!

Back to the subject of white goods my fridge broke down (it was under warrenty)got fixed,claimed for all my food restocked fridge and it broke down again! This happened twice until repair man finally said it was unrepairable (is that a word?)and they replaced it with a brand new shiny much better model. Think he got a bit scared of visiting my house because when he came to repair it he found me blubbing surrounded by defrosting food.

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lucybarnes · 22/03/2010 13:33

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Loujalou · 22/03/2010 13:14

I should be laying an egg today - but not EWCM and so far negatives on the OPKs. Oh well. Better keep shagging then!!

Iced nice to see you again. Glad you are loving the washing machine. I thought mine was going and was going to get a new one before it did go but all is ok. We were thinking of buying a fridge but ours was working ok, so so changed our minds the next week the fridge broke and before we could replace it we lost lots of stuff. Was not a happy bunny.

lucybarnes · 22/03/2010 12:39

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Icedlemonmuffin · 22/03/2010 12:29

Hi Lucy laying eggs totally random as well but usually get terrible pain in my side when I think im laying egg. Peed on ov stick this moth and got a positive on day 12.
Usually try and swi every other day from day 8 to day 20(if ive got the energy).

Going to wash a duvet or two now

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lucybarnes · 22/03/2010 12:18

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Icedlemonmuffin · 22/03/2010 12:05

Hello been very busy with my new washing machine, dh been away for the past week and just waiting for rtd,so been keeping myself busy doing washing!!!!

Very happy with my new white goods its got all sorts off wonderful buttons that im not sure what to do with and its big (9kg).

On the subject of our crazy bodies mine is the same, before mc I had 28 day cycles and rtd arrived at about three in the mornings, after mc it just arrives when it wants, no pattern just random any where from 24 to 32 and different times of the day aarrgghhhhhh!
Very frustating.

Umbongo men should realise how lucky they are, they dont have to have smears and when I was having mc I think every one in a&e had there hand up my ladybits! (not at the same time thankfully)

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Loujalou · 21/03/2010 09:53

Umbungo at least you are getting somewhere with the sperm analysis. DH is going to have his sample on Friday. But he is having two as per the doctor. I have told him that he gets to wank without me whinging. So he said he will have to have one every day for the next six months then. Men - so funny. Not.

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