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Original poster

Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 24/02/2010 11:51

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

and

(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

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Bicnod · 16/07/2010 08:58

Yaaaaaaaayyyy liahgen that is fantastic news

A line is a line is a line. But come back and tell us when you do the digi anyway.

liahgen66 · 16/07/2010 08:42

OMFG OMFG so, I did the 2nd test in pack this morning and there is the faintest line, I say faint but you can see it at arms length.

OMFG I am now off to town to get a digi as this was a tesco cheapie.

OMFG Friday feeling.

Loujalou · 16/07/2010 07:14

Bicnod sorry the bitchy witch got to you. Stop counting cycles - I have. Far less depressing. Here's a biccie for you.

xx

Bicnod · 16/07/2010 06:55

Bugger. AF just got me. Oh well. Just sat down and worked out my fertile days for this month - think it's cycle #8 TTC now.

Arse arse and more arse.

Loujalou · 15/07/2010 20:55

See I led a sheltered life no sex in cars for me. Just under willow trees and in the sea for me

Bicnod · 15/07/2010 20:11

Ah well, if neither of us are pg at least I have a cycle buddy - I was thinking the same, maybe my cycles are going back to 28 days rather than 26.

Van sex sounds fun - my favourite automobile for shagging has to be the old style mini though - sixth form sex with legs hanging out of windows, ah those were the days

liahgen66 · 15/07/2010 20:05

van pmsl, that would be can, my days of Van sex are well and truly over.

liahgen66 · 15/07/2010 20:04

no lou twas the liquid gold that is fmu

maybe i'm going back to 28 days, is that a good thing? or does it mean cmy aged cycles are stretching out again?

was hungry earlier but then again boobs are a teeny bit tender which is usually a sign of the RTD for me as opposed to anything more lasting.

ho hum, we shall see in couple days I guess. Still, means we van have sex tonight as dh has been so knackered past few days have done nothing and I thought I'd be on by now so out for a few days every cloud etc ..

and you thought you were giving tmi bicnod

could be implantation? no?

Bicnod · 15/07/2010 19:41

liahgen66 - i was due on yesterday (well, if I go by my last three cycles which were all 26 days) and no AF as yet. Feel nauseous today and very very tired but have a little bit of red-tinged CM (TMI ) so think AF might be on its way. Again. Grrr.

Loujalou · 15/07/2010 19:10

Was it with fmu? Or something more dilute poas queen x

liahgen66 · 15/07/2010 18:35

umbongo Just thinking of you today, hope you are getting some rl support.

so i am due on today, nada, zilch, no signs of impending and a Ginormous........BFFUCKINGN

aggghhhhhh

ok, as you were. x

Loujalou · 15/07/2010 16:49

Hey me again. Thinking of you. xxxx

liahgen66 · 14/07/2010 23:15

umbongo I am so sorry to read this, Just hugs and sympathy for you, when you're ready to talk, we are here. xx

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Icedlemonmuffin · 14/07/2010 22:37

UmBongo really sorry you are going through this, no words can ever help. Thinking of you and your dh.

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Loujalou · 14/07/2010 22:17

Oh my god umbungo that's so so sad my lovely. I hope you and mister umbungo are being looked after. We are here if you need to vent. Sending you big hugs and lots of booze. There is no words to describe the shittiness that you must be going thru.

Bicnod · 14/07/2010 18:06

Oh UmBongo I have no words sending you huge un-MN like hugs x x

UmBongo · 14/07/2010 17:51

Me again

Just been for 12 week scan to be told that there is a 9 week sized sac, but no baby.

So yes, it did show something odd at the scan. So now all I have to do is wait for a miscarriage.

UmBongo · 10/07/2010 09:50

Good luck for ultrasound Lou, I hope they come up with something!

I have 12 week scan on wednesday, so am starting to worry that it may show something odd. Other than that, I have not been sick, but have been feeling pretty shitty, and very tired. My midwife says she will get me off a murder charge if I accidently kill dh for asking Why? when I say I am knackered!!!

Loujalou · 09/07/2010 14:31

Appointment is 20th July for ultrasound....

Bicnod · 09/07/2010 11:10

Hi Lou - at your stoopid doctor. How dare he throw stress at you as a reason. How the hell does he know whether or not you're stressed? Grrr.

Good about the ultrasound though - what should it show? [ignorant]

Lemonmuffin - poor you I had morning sickness quite badly with DS but not as badly as you. Hope you feel better soon.

AF due (ish - my cycle length varies from 26-28 days) next Wednesday so currently symptom spotting like mad although know that it is highly unlikely as we only managed it a couple of times this month. So likely to be entering 8th cycle TTC. sigh

Loujalou · 09/07/2010 08:50

2 weeks for an ultrasound so not too bad. Not sure if it matters what time of the month it is. He didn't ask.

Loujalou · 09/07/2010 08:49

Second wank test not that great. But we need to get a hard copy to look. He has a lot of swimmers just low mobility and motility or whatever.

I am hoping they find something in the ultrasound and then they will have to refer me.

You will have to post a piccie of the mini-muffin.

Am just so pissed off at the moment.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 09/07/2010 08:38

Hi Lou good news about ultrasound but you should have punched gp when he said the r word! My dh used to drink a lot of energy drinks and he gave them up two months before two lines, so it's probably worth a try giving up the coke.

Been in hospital being rehydrated but got more drugs and (fingers crossed) voming not so much. Got twelve week scan on Tuesday and freaking out a bit, dh nearly got kicked when he said the r word! But he has been great at taking over housework while I sat and had my head in a bucket!

When is the ultrasound and was the second wank test ok ?

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Loujalou · 09/07/2010 08:26

Anyways if any of yous still around Pol, lemonone, umbungo, biccie, lia. Anyone !

I went to see the doc yesterday and he has referred me for an ultrasound. He also told me he wasn't going to put me forwards for any more tests as he thinks its cos I am too stressed. I had only just met him. Bastard. Well TH asked what he could do to improve his swimmers so will need to get some vits and persuade him to do some exercise. Might also try to get him to reduce his coke drinking (no not snorting).

Anyway rant over - just needed to get it off my chest.

Loujalou · 06/07/2010 11:09

I expect MrGingerNut wouldn't be too impressed by his new nickname either. Pre-Seed is not the best name ever. At least Zestica sounds a bit more exotic. Maybe you could just rename it - Desire or something along those lines.....