Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

Hey Lou, I only got those twinges this month. I really really hope you get a BFP Lou. Will have a look at the link now, thanks for that!

Here's the link here!.

Mmm.... am due on Tuesday so a whole week away. Did you only get those twinges this month as am not sure if its something I have had before.... God knows.

The NCT in our area organised the sessions so we get reduced rates. The photographer is [http://www.ianscottphotography.co.uk/blog/ here]. Not that I keep looking at the website or anything....

Lou photos sound lovely - we've never had any professional ones done and I really regret it. I had those weird tugging feelings - like something pulling or twinging inside. When are you due on Lou?

Lia so go on you tell me yours and I will tell you mine. Ok I will tell you mine anyway...

Excessive hunger - well quite peckish
Felt some weird tugging / twinges the other day
Really tired - but could still be recovering from weekend.

Went to have some photos taken of me, TH and Adi in the bluebell woods today. Am hoping the photographer managed to get some good ones. Could be hard with a toddler running around. They even took some of me and TH just the 2 of us.

Lia thank you. I am so chuffed but it feels kind of weird too. After waiting so long and getting close to the point of giving up, I think I am still in shock! Oh lady, not again - step away from the pissstick! I tested early too and got BFN. Spent all day in tears - tested again when droid due and got the good news. Wait and you will be rewarded! So what symptoms have you got then?

Fairy 30 is too long . But it is a nice round number so I'm hoping this is your month!

omg polly I am so so very happy for you. Oh boy, you must be thrilled to bit. Huge congratulations to you.

I need help... I desperately need to poas and know it's far far too early.

thing is I have a real feeling I might be due some good news, can't explain it, aaaggghhh, stop me, I have aa test sitting in my bag, please help me keep it there till friday.

Sponge know exactly how you feel. I'm waitin chasing my referral for IVF. I'm sure they'll tell me I'm over-weight. How the hell am I supposed o lose weight with PCOS??? starve myself? then I bet I'll still put on weight!!!

i think I must be on cycle 30!!!!!! Maybe this one will be lucky....

Ooh Thunderbird...pass it here. Promise not to neck it...

Ooh I remember Thunderbird, I used to buy it after school and drink it in the park .

Lia the news you missed is that I am up the duff! 5 weeks and 1 whole day. Only took around 24 cycles, but we got there - the month before the fertility clinic appt for the clomid too. Fingers crossed now that its a sticky one.

Hello Sponge good to have some fresh blood in here... mwaaahhh haaa ahhaaa..

Sponge sorry you are where you are but at least you will not have any more sore bits if the IUI does its bit. I am liking the idea of Thunderbird and 20/20.

I am going to pass round wkd blue and hooch cocktail for those who need some extra something for SWI!

Thanks everyone, have a huge tankard glass of margarita each. Or would a kiwi 20/20 and Thuderbird cocktail be more appropriate?

Fairy - what's the next steps with you then? We'll be offered IUI and injectibles if no luck next month. At least it will take the shagging out of the equation - nasty messy business anyway, and far too much effort.

Seems that even after 6 months of clomid I have still managed to fuck up taking it - I took one day too many this month. Surely that guarantees triplets at least? I've probably been having sex wrong the last two years as well...

Sponge you are deffo welcome with Margaritas!!!!
I've done 6 months of Clomid & nothing happened! Now on to two & a half years TTC - very well practiced but can't seem to pass the test!!!!

Think Iced is a few days ahead of me. Does that mean I'm sloppy seconds? Ooh bring on the snakebite - or maybe the diamond white or white lightening....
If dazza can do the deed & deliver the white goods I'll buy him 10 B&H!

Welcomeback Lia hope you don't need to join us down the park!
Pol you've been missing all the fun.

xxx

Iced we had classier cock tails at the start of the thread what has happened? You have been off with Dazza again haven't you?

Lia we missed you but glad to see you are still planning your next POAS session. I am not due to next Tuesday and am not overly optimistic. Though am shattered today but only 6/7 dpo me thinks so far too early. Plus I had a heavy busy weekend so that might explain it.

Iced I am free of stink now. Woo hoo. Still no SFF though.

Welcome Sponge sorry about the miscarriage but hope the clomid does its stuff. I will have some magaritas its been a long day and I need some booze! I can pass round some muffins I made at the weekend am sure Iced will pour booze over hers.

Hello I was wondering if I could join? I'm not really sure where I fit in on all the TTC threads - I'm on my 6th month of Clomid and been TTC for two years. I did get pregnant the end of last year but had a missed miscarriage discovered at my 12 week scan. Definitely sick of TTC and having the whole "duty shag". Can I stay? I already have a bottle of margaritas ready for my next Red Tide of Doom, but I'm willing to share...

hiya Ladies,

Am touched, (genuinely) that you've thought about me. I ahve been looking around but have tried so hard to not obsess this month, and tbh I was completely gutted last month as had almost managed to convince myself was upduffed. seemed a big thing too, being out of the 2010 loop, Haven't joined a bus or anything.

Have tried the sex for fun thing this month, was aware of timing to a degree but tbh not really sure if I ov this month so time will tell I guess.

so I noticed yesterday lou, you are due on weekend? and I'm due on Sunday, am desperately trying not to think about it at all, but already am doing just that. No money so can't buy decent test so will just have to hold out. aggghh. I'll cave by Friday I know I will.

Hope everyone is keeping well, haven't caught up with thread but how are we doing for bfps?

Off to pay dance fees now, Have good week everyone.

Lou say hi to Lia from me if you manage to get hold of her...TH sounds like TG - honest to the point of brutal!

Polly you can see we are still the same mature lot that we were when you were here. I can't form proper sentences today.... Ahhhh!!

I am not sure about Lia she seems to have gone awol. Might e-mail her as haven't seen her on any threads. Not that I have been stalking her or anything......

I think we need to invent a spray so that when you have eaten stinky food you can neutralise the effect as apparently every pore of me stank. Nice words from TH.

Hello all. Sorry you got droided Fairy and Iced.

How is everyone on this fine sunny morning? I have most amused catching up with you lot, I do like to snigger at childish penis jokes.

Anyone know how Lia is?

Well, all is fine here. I've mostly been in de nile for the last week, and today I am so tired I can barely stand up. I'd hoped all that shiz wouldn't start just yet... I'm only 5 wks after all. Oh well. At least Boo still has afternoon naps, so I will have to make the most of them.

So who is up for SWI next?

Iced moreish! lol. It's a bit sweet & sour cos of the lime. If it's made properly then you shouldn't taste the tequila so much! I love it!

Decided to to join a bus this month. Gonna stay on here & try to get sore lady bits this months as we have done in the past!

This morning I'm traditionally watching the London Marathon. Miss seeing it live since I moved!