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Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 24/02/2010 11:51

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

and

(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

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Loujalou · 03/05/2010 09:55

See witch has now made an appearance! Knew she would at the first thought of testing.

Loujalou · 03/05/2010 09:24

PS if you had spotting but no witch would you test? I have this every month, the spotting. But one of my friends who won a babyyyyyeeee told me that she had normal spotting but no witch when she got duffed?

I think I put that question to Lia as I think I know the answer!

Loujalou · 03/05/2010 09:20

Ok shall we do a list like theys do on the other thread but this one for SW. Our other halves are going to hate us. I will start from scratch as although the RTOD hasn't started its imminent.

Icedlemon-cd 8 0 shags
Loujalou CD? 0 shags

I think a trip to Ann Summers is in order if we don't want to get humiliated and lose. Well I managed 5 shags last month. So was impressed - 2 were SFF in that total.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 02/05/2010 23:02

Lia you talked about q 10 on another thread so I ran out and got some!

As for SW (shag watch) I'm still up on mn so maybe maybe not. I'm aiming for 4-6 shags this month who's going to better that.

Icedlemon-cd 8 0 shags

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liahgen66 · 02/05/2010 22:44

lemon have you got the same prescription list as me? You're taking all the same. Have laspsed recently, that's not gonna get me upduffed is it?

Enjoy your white lightening ladies,

Oh and if that was a gauntlet you threw down there miss muffin I'll accept your challenge of shagging,

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Icedlemonmuffin · 02/05/2010 21:27

My dh takes vit c and zinc and vit e. I take folic acid, vit c and zinc, vit e , vit b complex and co enzyme q 10. Not up the duff yet but pmt seems more under control and get less spots!

Well had a bath and shaved legs so........ Tune in tommorow for shag watch update. Who will get the most shags in this month or who just puts their feet up and has a cup of tea and a muffin (yum).

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Loujalou · 02/05/2010 21:17

Iced I might have a drunken snuggle as you is flashing some boob. White lightening it is. Have fun shagging. I get a week break now.

Am starting TH on some vits before next wank test in a month.

Was talking to someone who is about to pop. Was feeling jealous but she did tell me first one took two years ttfc. So maybe just maybe its not just us here ttfc.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 02/05/2010 20:53

Wassup Biatches!!

Got my glittery thong on, that you can see cos my jeans are low, muffin top hanging out and my WKD is nestled in my clevage! Bangin!!

(I am so chav it hurts)

Lou total crap about RTD here's a big bottle of White lightning, don't worry about paying slipped it out of Spar when they weren't looking (up my skirt).

Fairy we are cycle buddies so tonight I'm loading up with pre seed (weird name feels wrong typing it) and going to make sure this month we do it more than twice ( trying out this optimistic lark).

Umbongo sorry about Terry but you should never trust a bloke who wears White socks and black trainees!

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liahgen66 · 02/05/2010 20:47

well my dc's (including the nearly 3 yr old) had lemonade, crisps, peanuts, then burger king for dinner. We'd been to a posh christening and there was nothing that children would eat so had to eat on services on way home. No froot shoots though

Maybe it won't arrive lou >

Loujalou · 02/05/2010 20:40

Still not officially on doom time but time but tis approaching fast. Like the phrase doom time. Like jack daniels and coke too. DS was well behaved in pub too. Would have been berated on some of these boards drinking and feeding my son subway for his dinner as there was nowhere open. Dh didn't drink though.

Hard to type on phone. Biatches

Fairygodmother1 · 02/05/2010 20:28

At least we seem to be going through this in twos!!!! We've gotta make it soon...[hopeful looking smilie!]

liahgen66 · 02/05/2010 20:06

oh bollox lou i was hopeful for you this month.

We can wallow for a day or 2 together then it's onwards and upwards, ok? so drink up girl.

UmBongo · 02/05/2010 19:43

Was going to Blackpool, when Terry told me on the bus he was going back to Shaz and I would be on my own, so I thought I would come back to Dazza.

Lou, Good idea to keep a tight hold of the bottle of rose just in case you fall over the edge into the pit, that way you can take it in with you! Sorry rtd got you

Newsflash we have had sff/swi twice already this month and I am only on day 13. [also newsflash, I had to check the calender to find out what day I was on!]

Fairygodmother1 · 02/05/2010 14:09

Afternoon biatches!
Maybe Tea needs to be Tea & kitkat???

CD8 for me & the first lot of white goods delivered this morning!!!!

Aww Lou Looks like a few weeks till any of us join Polly. We need to hang out at the park some more!

Loujalou · 02/05/2010 11:33

Looks like I am going to have to do some more shagging. Spotting has officially started. Boo hoo.

Loujalou · 01/05/2010 23:56

Nearly Fell in pit of despair as looks like witch is coming but went out for dinner and rosé instead. Later bitches

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Icedlemonmuffin · 01/05/2010 23:11

Hello biatches! Lovin the streaks. I've never been blonde ever, dark brown naturally usually do a bit of red and have been black by accident! Scared I would go green. (I mean my hair not actually me)

Lou I think Tea was having a break I can't remember why. Wish she would come back I think she would love the park and our outfits.

UmBongo where have you been! thought you had run away with Terry to Blackpool . I'm also entering sex week, not sure how much sex will actually happen, but I suppose to win babee bingo you've got to give it a go. Dabbers at the ready!

Laters!!!

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UmBongo · 01/05/2010 10:13

Ooh bleach, can I have some too - to do my hair and the palms of my hands as got too much fake tan on them and they have gone brown orange. Colour got to last till Mon this weekend as time for extra day down the park. Must buy more wkd, hope its on offer down at the spar

Welcome to the nuthouse park Sponge

Not in 2ww yet, just coming up to ov. week, so hopefully will actually get some sex this week.

Loujalou · 01/05/2010 10:07

What happened to teafan [stalker emoticon]. Haven't seen her on here for agesssssss.

Loujalou · 01/05/2010 09:35

I hate the 2ww. Especially when RTOD is imminent or not as the case may be. Temp is still up and no spotting. Am now reaching at least 10 dpo without any spotting. So all that is probably helping.

Fairy I might take some of your bleach to add some subtle streaks in my hair.

Fairygodmother1 · 01/05/2010 08:45

I had my blonde streaks put in (thanks to wilkos own bleach on special offer), fake tan on front of legs & one arm as that was the only arm on show, new shoes, got my chicken fillets, orange make up...lets hope the effort works lol.

Lia mine was short this month...could it be the change in weather?

Lou I hate the symptom spotting that you can't help no matter how hard you try!!!

Whats people's plans for the bank holiday weekend?

Loujalou · 30/04/2010 11:46

I can smell the milk in my bowl strongly but it is only a couple of feet from me. So probably not a symptom. Don't feel so shattered. Our red friend is probably on her way.

Iced reusable pee stick - think of how much landfill space you would save.

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Icedlemonmuffin · 30/04/2010 11:40

Bum Lia it's always the way. I'm going to POASA to help me walk past boots with out buying the demon piss stick. Do they not realise how much pain a nagative brings.

We should invent a reuseable pee stick we could pee on it as much as we want and save money!

Lou no signs at all?

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Loujalou · 30/04/2010 11:26

Lia that is shit. You know the best way to bring on the wicked witch is to POAS. I think your RTOD are being brought on by the HPT makers as they are worried what will happen to their profits if you ever get duffed again. Maybe some chemical comes off the tests which induces RTOD on POASA members.

Am not feeling the pressure.... ok maybe am. Am on day 25 in the big brother house and no sign of RTOD or pregnancy apart from was a bit tired but feel better now....

liahgen66 · 30/04/2010 11:22

don't wqorry ladies, they wopuldn't let me leave the POAS anon meeting till i'd promised to abstain for a month.

So bffn AND THEN TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, BLOODY CAME ON TEN MINS AFTER TESTING TODAY, bLOODY 24 DAY CYCLE, THAT'S NO BLOODY GOOD TO ANYONE NOW IS IT?? Could have traeted myself to a cappucino and a muffin for the fiver I wasted!!

So here we go again.

Come on lou no pressure now.