Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

Shagwatch update!!!

Icedlemon-cd12 1 shag
FairyG-cd12 1 shag
Liahgen-cd6 0 shags (yet)(
Loujalou-cd3 0 shags (obviously!!!)
Sponge-cd18 2 shags (and good ones!)
LadyBird -cd5 0 shags (due to red river)
Umbongo cd 17 3 shags!!

Cor blimey I think that is equal to the last 2 months in our case!!!

No wonder I am not up duffed!!!!! I did say to dh during last months rtd induced breakdown that not enough sex could quite possibly be an issue!!!!!

I'm in the le-ad, I'm in the lea-d

Hey Lou you know that not just anything could be a symptom, but everything is a symptom!!

lia

Fairy could the sludgy stuff been a dare I say it "Implantation bleed"? Probably not but seems weird the witch is back. Anyways we are cycle buddies. So will pass you the Hooch.

[Zips mouth up - as have decided anything could be a symptom]

that's all I am saying.

As I said on there, I am in control and can stop any time i like.

Oh and the other annoying helpful people say "Focus on your beautiful DS and don't spend all your energies focused on TTFC". Helpful that. Sorry to those TTFC number 1 but it is hard trying for number 2 or 6 (in lia's case)!

Lia your poor lucky DH! I think you might need to chuck your friend out of the tent. Unless you are feeling extra kinky. Also, am surprised that you didn't start the POAS therapy group. Not surprised you posted on there though.

Oh bugger, that's me out then, we've booked to go to the Rewind festival in August, am kinda hoping i'll be diffed by then but if not, my friend will just have to come to bed later, (or get her own bloody tent)

Have told dh I have expectations tonight, so hopefully that'll be me off the starter block come morning.

Sorry I've been off for a couple of days (got caught nicking sparkly thongs and short skirts) You lot have been having fun!!

Umbongo, cd 16 Shags 2!

Yep, I've been told to relax, go on holiday, stop thinking about it and it will happen. I think that last one is my favourite as my thought processes are a lot like yours Iced Even whether we should put a wood burning stove in the freezer lounge set me off, as ds is old enough to behave, but a new one wouldn't know and may hurt him/herself. How irrational is it actually possible to get? When I can connect stoves to "I WANT ANOTHER BABY" and virtually anything else too.

The holiday thing definatly doesn't work if it is including a tent by the way!!

So I'm back to CD1 I guess & 0 shags!!!!

Sponge i only took clomid for 3 months as didn't see the point in taking it cos i know i already ovulate, plus it turned me into a moody bitch so dp told me to stop taking it, luckily we were offered iui next so looking forward to startind that.

I know what you mean about people telling you to just relax and it will happen, I have relaxed for nearly 2 years and it hasn't happened and why are there so many people that have a story about there mum's aunties best friends dog falling pregnant after 10 years of trying and once they had adopted? Those stories used to give me hope but now they just piss me off and i don't want to hear about them.
The amount of times i have been told to book a holiday and that will take my mind off ttfc and then i will just fall pg because i am thinking of my holiday, well i've had a few holidays and no i'm not pregnant.
I told my mum today that i'm almost positive i would fall pregnant if i met someone else, probably because when you first meet someone your in the honeymoon period and shag every day. But i don't want to just meet someone else and have their baby, i want a baby with my dp...
Sorry just thought i would join you girlies for rant

Fairy i would probably count today as cd1, why are our bodies like this, sometimes wish i was a man, they have it so easy.

Thanks Lia may just duff up the local swing park!

oh fairy have mine, I'll nick lous later, you need it morethan me at mo.

For Gods Sake!!!!! Looks like RTD is back - thought it was a bit on the light side & more like old blood than new so does that mean I'm back to CD1??????

What the hell is going on?????

pass the hooch cos I need to down it pretty quick! Or hit someone...Why is TTFC so F-ing difficult & totally unpredictable?????

pmsl at ten cats and smells of wee.

We actually had a person that used to live in our village when we were kids, of course, my mum felt sorry for her and befriended her, the amounf=t of times we were woken up by her banging on our door after some shenanigans with her h and her mad father. and she used to have a trail of cats following her every bloody where.

I tell different stories to people depending on mood. Sometimes I am trueful, sometimes violent, well I feel I should be. I would love to be a peer supporting bc counsellor but think I will wait til I'm diffed. Too depressing otherwise. I just want a babbbyyyyyyy.

Happy times in the qark today. Maybe we should dig a pit despair. The lovely Polly got diffed. So can we. [Dives head first into the pit].

Hey ladies - you all sound a bit stressed - perhaps you need to relax more? Oh and I knew someone who tried for 40 years to have kids and then they gave up and next month she had triplets. Oh and we don't want children anyway, apparently they wake you up at night and mean you can't ever go on holiday again or go out for the night/wear nice clothes etc etc. Oh and one more thing - have fun "trying" wink wink (said in a nauseating voice).

Ah yes - I'll have lots of lovely fun shagging on demand when I'm not in the mood for the 24th month in a row only to be disappointed at the end of the month yet again. What could be more fun?

How's about that then guys and gals for a rant! Can you tell I'm feeling a bit feisty today?

Yep still on number one here fairy. Any update on shagwatch Iced?

lou pass me that hooch would you, what are these good people gonn athink of me if I had a straight jacket in my drawer stuffs jacket to back of wardrobe

so RTD gone now, here we go again, am completely sick of shagging, when I get pregnant, am gonna have 9 mths off. He'll have to make do with quick hand jobs, maybe the odd bj if it doesn't make me gag and the rest of the time he can sort himself out.

Might get me new outfit out tonight cos my playboy top is looking decidely chewing gum coloured too.

Black plastic leather look with some lots bits missing

Oh yeah girls that's it, we are obviously not relaxing properly, that's all you have to do, It's easy

Ok, rant over, must be in good mood when dh gets home from work, will prise his laptop from him and even cook him nice food

Have good day all.

Everyone keeps telling me to relax. Arghhh. Makes me really relaxed honest. No violent tendencies come out when people tell me to relax. I just wanna whack people with my bottle of hooch.

Thanks for the straight jacket I need it tightening though. We shouldn't't tell lia about straight jacket she might have one in her secret drawer.

Aww Sponge. you are entitled to a large bottle of lambrisco from Iceland!!! I think we all know how you feel. Are you trying to conceive #1? I am & it feels like it'll be just me & DH forever!

Hey Lady [waves back] have you brought your chav-chic with you?

Ooh we ain t been bingo in ages - dazza will def enjoy free Thursday nights down gala 7 we can pop into the park after for a celebratory shag after our big win!

Drinking my southern comfort & lemonade from a can...ooh I exotic!

OK Lou pop yourself over here and I'll lace you in good and tight into your nice white jacket with the extra long sleeves...

Been trying ulp....2 years now.

Welcome Ladybird! You and me seem to be about the same sort of stage - I'm on my final month (6) of the joy that is clomid. I'm next up for IUI too so I agree it will be nice in a way to have the timed sex aspect removed from the equation. I'm going on holiday before then so I'll probably just "relax and get pregnant instantly"! as told to me by all the well meaning friends.

My dp has told me quite a few times that i only want him for his swimmers, true but i don't admit that to him Cock on legs sounds about right
I never tell dp anything abaout fertile times as he told me that it puts to much pressure on him to perform....He gets stage fright lol

We're going abroad at the weekend for a week so hopefully i will manage to get a few shags in then.