Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

I am surprised you lot can't hear me sobbing (pissed off with politics and the world emoticon).

I got shagged. Where are the newbies? I hoep we haven't scared them off. I quite liked the fresh blood (vampire emoticon!!).

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Hope Lia didn't get Dazza jealous and he decked her dh!

Umbungo this was nearly 11 years ago and am still in shock about it. Parents who'd have them.

Lia your organisational skills are impressive to get a morning shag when you have 5 kids already!

Lia - love your tactics and the idea of date with dh. Congrats to your ex-sil!

No morning sex in this house - mind that might be more connected to dh's bad back than ds invasion possibilities. I agree Iced, you would have to be up hugely early to have a go in the mornings - that would be seriously above the call of duty!

"Apparently the women of her village are famed for lack of pants." Lou

see I'm not the only one lou it's all coming out now eh?

aagghhh

however we are parents and I have teens, dh has absolutely no discretion and often gets a slap is told to be quiet around them.

I found out a really nice thing today, my former sil's dd, (keep up, 1st H's niece) told me she is pregnant, only 6 wks but she and her chap have been trying for years. She's quite overweight and suffered mc a long time ago, but I am absolutely thrilled for her, she's 25. she was so born to be a mum, she used to look after my dd when she was 9!!

We still have morning sex but mute the monitor.

Pmsl. As long as we don't get photos of your night out. Your dh is funny lia.

On a more scary note. My dad said to my mum on the way to my graduation "I hope you are wearing knickers."...... worse bit was they divorced when I was 5! Apparently the women of her village are famed for lack of pants. Am still horrified at thought.

muffin you'reon. Will make a date this very evening for some time in the week Ithink. I'll get dh to go straight to town after work maybe, to unwind etc.

Hey, good plan. Looking forward to this.

yey at you lou I remember the first time I met dh's bro, dh not known for his discretion, announced to bro and his gf that i was commando. Thanks honey

Lia that does sound fun. You can pretend that all the annoying habits your DH has don't exist. That might actually make it fun. Would be happy if TH initiated sex with me.

When I first met TH I used to go commando and not just cos I couldn't find any clean pants In fact I don't think I was wearing any the night we got engaged. See we all had our moments.

will def be commando for the date. When me and dh met i was always commando as i wore skinny trousers and was carrying 3 stone less a bit less weight.

We manage morning sex cos we sleep in the loft conversion so plenty of warning, we can hear anyone coming up stairs, and today dh sent dd (3) down to look on the computer withthe help of older ds to see what they wanted to go see at cinema today.

tactics ladies.

May as well make themost of being awake early eh? I'll post a pic of cakes on profile when dd gets home, let me know what you think, I tried to copy the dance school logo.

Not sure about wig muffin do you think I should?

We've got a travel lodge just opened up, we were thinking of pretending we're strangers and going from the pub to hotel, without actually saying much.

I cannot believe i am telling you all this, it's only 7pm on a Sunday and I am stone cold sober.

so tell us what you would like to do with your dh's?

Lia - how the hell do you do it, cakes and morning sex with 5 kids in the house. We haven't had morning sex in ooh about 3 years I think!!!!

How about putting your knicks in his pocket part way through the date!

Sponge-cd21 2 shags (and good ones!)
Umbongo cd 20 4 shags!!
Icedlemon-cd15 3 shags
Liahgen-cd9 3 shags
LadyBird -cd8 0 shags (due to red river)
Loujalou-cd6 0 shags (obviously!!!)
FairyG-cd5 0 shag

Snuck in a morning quickie today before the show. which was fab.

Cakes went down a storm,

Good for you muffin We're gonna have a date and pretent we don't know each other.

at lightbulb moment, (where is that lightbulb emoticon?)

Go you Iced!!!

I'm trailing big time!!!!

Nope out on good behaviour!!!! (well I say good behaviour...)

Go Unbongo & Lia!!!!

Hope you got your cakes done Lia We had a very good evening! so will just update

Sponge-cd21 2 shags (and good ones!)
Umbongo cd 20 4 shags!!
Icedlemon-cd15 2 shags
Liahgen-cd9 2 shags woohoo even enjoyed them both so far.
LadyBird -cd8 0 shags (due to red river)
Loujalou-cd6 0 shags (obviously!!!)
FairyG-cd5 0 shag

Would also like to report that 4 in one month is more than we have managed for AGES. I think dh has had a lightbulb moment about sex causing babies

Sponge-cd20 2 shags (and good ones!)
Umbongo cd 19 3 shags!!
Icedlemon-cd14 2 shags
Liahgen-cd8 2 shags woohoo even enjoyed them both so far.
LadyBird -cd7 0 shags (due to red river)
Loujalou-cd5 0 shags (obviously!!!)
FairyG-cd4 0 shag

Am in middle of making 50 cupcakes for dd's dance show in the morning so just checking in to update my shags

Back tomorrow, have good evening ladies.