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The BESH 30's TTC: "Shall I get me rat out, Doctor?"

998 replies

ChoChoSan · 02/02/2010 16:14

The Palace is open and the anti-freeze is flowing - Blue Bols 50p a shot! Two for one on Archers and orange, for the classy BESHies (the ones who keep their hats on whilst undergoing an internal examination).

We have Vampire Bill and Brian Cox in the Dungeon, and David Mitchell and Brian Eno tending the bar....

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wildfig · 18/02/2010 08:35

Oh no - just popped in to see what the latest was and am so muser, that's awful. Poor poor poor you and Mr M. Sending unBESHly hugs.

And well done, honeymoo. [nipple twists - oh, sorry]

Headbanger · 18/02/2010 08:25

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Headbanger · 18/02/2010 08:25

Honeymooooooooooooooooo!!!! don't fink you get THREE false pozzies, nah. Whoop-titty-woo, gurl. Let's hope it marks a change for the better for the whole fred.

Muse old bean, hope you got lots of rest last night will. Still thinking of you.

We did some SWIing again. Thass twice on FFJ days. The 2WOOFL awaits.

rollerbaby · 18/02/2010 06:46

Erm, girls I think I might be diffed. Was 9 days since ovulation yesterday and as I was quite bored decided to POAS and I got a positive but very feint line. Drank fuckloads of water and did it again. Same thing, bit feinter. This morning, it's still definitely there but again not strong like the control line.

Holy piss sticks, I think this might be it!!!! You can't get a false positive however feint, right?

Mr Moo is in a state of shock, as I am.

Got a hellish day at work so back later.

PollyPoo · 17/02/2010 22:49

Just got in from work, so sad to hear to your news Muser, that is the shittest of shit. Nuffink I can say that hasn't been said already but I would also like to be in the queue for proper hugs. x (Yes, that is a kiss - I don't care if it is un-BESHie.)

SilverSky · 17/02/2010 22:01

Muser I am so sorry.

Pancakes will make you feel better. Recommend extra nuts and melted chocolate! YUM!

Muser · 17/02/2010 21:29

Thanks everyone. It is just so fucking shit. I
the 3 months as much as anything. I hope the next BESH thread is only full of happiness.

Cokie · 17/02/2010 21:20

Oh so sorry Muse that is really shit.

Scorpette · 17/02/2010 21:06

Oh christ, Muser, so sorry. Finally understanding what's going on is hardly much of a consolation, is it? Sounds like Mr M is a real sweetheart and has his priorities straight, ie lavish you with love and care and sugary crap. Big proper hugs from me, not pervy messing nor nuffink

MrsGazebo · 17/02/2010 19:55

X posts
Other Things.....

I'll get me coat

MrsGazebo · 17/02/2010 19:52

Like ships and sails and candle wax and cabbages and kings. Muse
Sorry went a bit "Alice In Wonderland" there.
Be good to your self and enjoy the pancakes maybe drown them in Amaretto.

CurlyCasper · 17/02/2010 19:51

yes, unfortunately booze and MTX = liver probs. But you can eat all the chocolate and cake in the world - so go for it. Enjoy the pancakes.

Muser · 17/02/2010 19:48

I'm not allowed booze! No booze, no sex. What's a girl to do?

Eat more pancakes I think. MrM appears to be making enough to feed a small army.

CUNextTuesday · 17/02/2010 19:47

Other Things are good but make sure at some point you get angry, drink a lot and smerk tabs till you puke, and then bawl like a banshee. Get the stress hormones released and you will feel more capable of coping with the next few days .

BESHies are here for you though chum xx

Muser · 17/02/2010 19:14

Thanks everyone. We are going to have delayed pancake day here this evening and talk of Other Things.

CurlyCasper · 17/02/2010 18:21

I can only echo what everyone else has said. That is bollocks. So sorry. Sending big hugs to you muser.

HawaiianCuntShine · 17/02/2010 18:13

Muser Fuckity-fuck! I have my eyebrows crossed that the methotrexate works so that it keeps you out of surgery. Glad they finally found it - it's total shit for how it happened. Take good care of yourself and Mr.M.

Headbanger · 17/02/2010 18:09

Oh Muse. I'm so terribly sorry. I hope you MrM can just take great care of you for a while now. Immense squeeze (from Eadwacer). XX

skihorse · 17/02/2010 18:08

Muser, I'm so sorry.

Medee · 17/02/2010 18:05

oh bollocks, Muser, that really, really sucks. Big hugs to you.

MrsGazebo · 17/02/2010 18:02

Oh Muse That is so shit, I'm sorry.
I don't know what to say apart from I'd be right behind Gin lining up for a proper good squeeze.
Hope tomorrow isn't too taxing, you've been through enough.

xxxxxxxxx

VoilaAnotherGimlet · 17/02/2010 17:48

Oh Muse I'm so sorry.

ginhag · 17/02/2010 17:47

Fuck muse I am so sorry. Know there is nothing I can say but if I could give you an actual proper cuddle I would.

XXXXXXX

TwinkleToes76 · 17/02/2010 17:46

Shit Muser, so sorry. That is really awful news. I hope tomorrow isn't too traumatic for you. Look after yourself.

i just saw that Skater on the PESH thread had a MC this morning too ...

This thread is very sad and glad it is almost over.

Ocarina · 17/02/2010 17:44

Oh Muser, that is shit beyond shitness. Hope you and MrM are looking after each other.