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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The BESH 30's TTC: "Shall I get me rat out, Doctor?"

998 replies

ChoChoSan · 02/02/2010 16:14

The Palace is open and the anti-freeze is flowing - Blue Bols 50p a shot! Two for one on Archers and orange, for the classy BESHies (the ones who keep their hats on whilst undergoing an internal examination).

We have Vampire Bill and Brian Cox in the Dungeon, and David Mitchell and Brian Eno tending the bar....

OP posts:
Medee · 12/02/2010 17:16 

Well, our SWIing is over for another 6 weeks, my temp went up this morning (hovers around 36.2, went to 36.4 yesterday and 36.6 today, does that sound like proper temp shift) so let the 2WOOFLING begin.
Eadwacer · 12/02/2010 17:09

Um. Incidentally - it helps with my menkulness to air it on the pooter: I have just droided, and prior to that SWI only half-heartedly twice, alas without the moneyshot. Nonetheless, the strong metallic taste I've had in my mouth the last 4 days is convincing me I'm diffed.

What gives man? I seriously am as sane as a concrete breeze-block like ALL the time. But anything to do with The Great Baybee Lottery is making me INSANE in the MEMBRANE.

CurlyCasper · 12/02/2010 16:31

Insensitive buggers hosting mixed clinics again? (massive pet hate of mine).

Steal it muse - it's their own fault (the hospital's) really...

On a serious note, you can do it. We are all thinking of you, sending hand squeezes and hugs, and lining up the booze for you.

Eadwacer · 12/02/2010 16:24

PS

Eadwacer · 12/02/2010 16:23

You can, Muse old thing, speshlly with all this gin being slung at your head .

Imagine the room's full of pissed BESHES.

Muser · 12/02/2010 16:15

There's a tiny scrunchy newborn sat opposite me. Not sure I can cope with this.

Ocarina · 12/02/2010 16:07

Thinking of you Muser

PollyPoo · 12/02/2010 14:07

Good luck this avo Muser.

TwinkleToes76 · 12/02/2010 14:06

muse will be thinking of you at 4pm and we'll all be here with booze and smooches and punches to the arm for you afterwards, whatever the news.

I seem to be ovulating on day 6/7 of my cycle - that can't be normal/good, right?

SilverSky · 12/02/2010 13:49

cheers gals. Absolute hive of information so you all are.

Have a hot toddy each as payment. Its freezing out there.

iggypiggy · 12/02/2010 13:35

Obviously that should just read 25 - not £25...

iggypiggy · 12/02/2010 13:34

silver I you find yourself with a POAS (or PIAP) addiction (which hopefully you won't need after tomorrow) - is easier to buy in bulk online - these ones work fine and you get £25 for less than a fiver: piss sticks

They are the ones I haz used and they haz always worked for me.

muse much luck for 4pm today BESHlet x

Muser · 12/02/2010 13:30

Digi ones are bad because if you're either not pregnant, or it's still too early, seeing that big bold Not Pregnant on the stick is horrible. It's like it sneers at you.

SilverSky · 12/02/2010 13:26

fanks. I have no idea. I do now.

Why digi ones bad?

Muser · 12/02/2010 13:15

Superdrug own brand sticks are pretty good. Or Boots. Superdrug easier to read I think. But with Boots you can get Advantage Card points!

On no accounts get a digital stick. Not until you've done an old-fashioned one first and are just confirming. They are the devil's work.

SilverSky · 12/02/2010 13:15

ah balls double post.

Whats the forfeit for that?

SilverSky · 12/02/2010 13:13

muse top tip. Thank you. Husband will be in hysterics. He is already looking like the cat that got the cream. No pun intended.

Where is best to buy stick and what kind? Got to try and do it without being spotted. Official Secrets Act shiz. Its not but you get my drift.

SilverSky · 12/02/2010 13:07

muse top tip. Thank you. Husband will be in hysterics. He is already looking like the cat that got the cream. No pun intended.

Where is best to buy stick and what kind? Got to try and do it without being spotted. Official Secrets Act shiz. Its not but you get my drift.

CurlyCasper · 12/02/2010 12:57

good luck muser

Muser · 12/02/2010 12:49

Do the POAS tomorrow morning Silver, get that hormone heavy early pee.

SilverSky · 12/02/2010 12:48

muse wishing you well for today.

Bitches thanks for your words of encouragement. Going to buy a stick to piss on shortly, but will do the pissing on it tonight in the comfort of my own home. Thats if droid does not appear in the meantime. My guts feel mega crampy like i am going to need my crimson surf board any second.

Oh and i have eaten enough cake and sunk enough coffee for the whole of the Uk.

Oh and double oh I am shitting myself. Not literally of course!

laurielou · 12/02/2010 11:34

Oh muse I second & third everyone elses heartfelt sorries. Am thinking of you & MrM x

How dare you all get drunk without me? Barman, a double of what they're drinking please.

Oh, POAS, POAS, POAS, POAS, POAS, POAS

Come 'ere Scorps...............

Muser · 12/02/2010 11:28

Thanks everyone. Scan isn't until 4pm so don't panic yet Eadwacer, you'll go crazy.

My one wish today is for silver to POAS!!!

Haha.

Eadwacer · 12/02/2010 11:15

Muser, am practically lighting candles and doing Tarot readings for you. Will keep checking in every three minutes.

Scorpette am mildly turned on by your tender boobs.

Silver POAfuckingS already

Scorpette · 12/02/2010 10:40

Muser, fingers crossed for you today. Be brave and remember we're always here for you. And try not to break Mr M's fingers

Silver - good luck with the POAS!