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Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

982 replies

extremesitting · 26/08/2009 14:35

OOOh - Hope this'll do! Emergency!

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Bessie123 · 26/08/2009 18:20

Stupid cow in clinic told me I wasn't updiffed because the line was too faint. dd came along 8 months later [jd emoticon].

Bessie123 · 26/08/2009 18:18

ah idealcamel, you are far posher than me. I am in common TH.

I meant entertaining as in blue eyeshadow and demis roussos a la abigail's party

ginhag · 26/08/2009 18:17

ideal thanks luvver.

Sorry to fuck off like that but yep people came over.the bird looked at me stick n wasn't convinced.however over time it has got a stronger blue,tho is still very skinny.

BUT legged it to the chemist,bought first response as supposed to be best if testing early,held wee in til I thought I would burst n then tested. Fuck all.

So now am all doolally.knew the pee was prob not concentrated enough (had had couple of cups of tea and only waited about 2 hrs) but I was overcome with excitement.

I do feel pg. I especially thought it was likely when I had an overwhelming feeling of utter terror at the thought of having another kid and promptly decided that I'm prob not actually up to it!

So now have to wait til the am and hope I get enough unbroken sleep to have nicely concentrated hormones. Aargh.

Don't even know if I should tell mr gin he'll tell me I'm a twat for testing early,and I already know that!!

On the plus side have a nice bottle of wine that I'm still officially allowed to guzzle this eve

idealcamel · 26/08/2009 17:58

I think gin is entertaining always...

Am in the Docklands. Posh TH, really...

VeryAngryGusset · 26/08/2009 17:47

camel I do fear that the mental image I am projecting in the Palace is of a hairy vagina. But at least I can't lower the tone with you filthy lot keeping it well below zero.

Right - off to go and stand next to cultured folk. Laters, peasants!

Bessie123 · 26/08/2009 17:31

heh. Idealcamel, I want to find out where you live now, it's a curse being so nosy...

I think Gin is entertaining now.

idealcamel · 26/08/2009 17:26

Bessie! Tower hamlets! Me too!

WTF has gin gone?

vag so nice to hear you were taken seriously by doctor. That looks so wrong with your nickname...

Bessie123 · 26/08/2009 16:18

Ski - am I right that you are ginger, Scottish and Jewish, then? That must count as a minority.

VeryAngryGusset · 26/08/2009 16:10

skater can the Romantics borrow your loin-cloth? just the one will do.

VeryAngryGusset · 26/08/2009 16:09

Oh thank God, I thought I'd lost you all!

ginny a line is a line! Keep us posted!

(last time I POAS, there was no line while looking directly at the window, but when I looked away I could swear I saw a line appear. This charade kept me occupied for silly amounts of minutes until I gave myself a slap)

I'm Welsh, if that helps the ethnicity stats at all?

More to the point - did someone pack the Desparate Romantics? Can their cage be once again placed nice and close to the fire so they get all sweaty and are forced to de-velvet?

We could also keep kd lang in a playpen somewhere - I wouldn't mind her either

CurlyCasper · 26/08/2009 16:07

I'm with ski in the ginger and Scottish ethnic minority. we're becoming less of a minority on this thread. Does that mean we rule?

And do I get disability points for being arthritic and in severe pain since giving up the drugs (another large swig o the gin please - in fact, I'll just hog a whole bottle, ta)

And gin tell us more about the line/second opinion

CurlyCasper · 26/08/2009 16:02

ahh - there you are! thought you'd all shut-up until i tried to post.

aaarrrggggggg - just had to give FB congrats to best friend from early teens. according to her status, she's expecting a bundle of joy in March. not fair she's already got one. pass me that bottle...

(will now reatreat and read above posts)

SkaterGrrrrl · 26/08/2009 15:52

< Swings into new thread on a vine>

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

makingafamily · 26/08/2009 15:46

Oh and not one legged but was in a wheelchair for a few weeks a couple of years ago for breaking my foot on holiday {blush} Can that count?

makingafamily · 26/08/2009 15:45

Oh Bessie i'm in Homerton and work in Hackney Central (I'm lazy, dont like to travel far) Where in Tower Hamlets are you?

Gin, have you got a second opinion yet???

Cosmosis · 26/08/2009 15:39

I'm married to a ginger, does that count?

rainbowmum2be · 26/08/2009 15:35

do i get an extra minority credit for being ginger as well?

skihorse · 26/08/2009 15:28

Right, so we're au fait with the lezzers, do we have any ethnic minorities or one-legged amongst us to make sure we've got the full spread?

I'm Scottish if that helps. And borderline ginger-ish in the sun.

Bessie123 · 26/08/2009 15:20

tower hamlets. Where in hackerney are you?

makingafamily · 26/08/2009 15:19

Few! Here you are

Oi Bessie I'm the other lezza So Where are you then?

idealcamel · 26/08/2009 15:13

You've all been very busy. Hello new peeps.

Ginandline? Well? What's the verdict? Have you taken a photo to post on your profile so we can join in the wild speculation?

Bessie123 · 26/08/2009 14:59

Ginhag - is it a faint line or no line? a faint line is still a positive. you can't leave us hanging like this...

where's that other lezza (not rainbow)? You live near me. You're not on this thread and I can't remember your name...

rainbowmum2be · 26/08/2009 14:50

ooh yes please!!!

extremesitting · 26/08/2009 14:50

mung bean pate?

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rainbowmum2be · 26/08/2009 14:48

chick pea vol-au-vents?