Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

pony Have already had several glasses of wine with you. Also a lovely pint of cider. Cheers

extreme Please can I assure you that my apostrophe-related judgeypantsness is only for RL!! I don't think anyone can expect to maintain standards of grammar on MN - especially after the odd drunken night contemplating one's fertility and sobbing over the keyboard.

scorpette To clarify, my DH is 43. So technically slightly closer to pension than GCSEs.

skihorse I had a look at that other thread earlier today and I was going to contribute. Then I saw the totally bonkers comments and ran away very fast!! I am so sorry that you got attacked by her. What on earth was she trying to achieve?

I have finally got DD down to sleep (fingers crossed). So who is having a glass of wine with me?

Wish ME spunky luck, I meant. Too horny to type. Baby be mine!

I've peeked inside extreme's dressing gown - the glorious sight is what's sent me all horny and ov'ing [pervy leer] Thanks for the turn-on AND the support, Lady!

Curly: love your advice - 'got FFJ and positive OPKs and not afraid to use 'em': classic!

Ski - sorry! there, is that better? But thanks for the nightmare scenario you have created for me (and no, I don't mean the secret invitation you sent me asking me to be your personal 'pony girl'): I didn't know OPK tests would give you a pos if you were pg. Mind you, I have the FFJ, so it might just be plain old Ov. Off to get a GOF (more likely a BQF) from a crippled teenybopper. Wish my spunky luck!

Scorp the following information may send you completely around the bend: OPK sticks are known to show a positive when you actually are pregnant... so either you're ovulating, or you're pregnant, or you've got mad piss-sticks. Btw, you could've just pulled my hair.

Casper she's got a firm hold of herself has that extreme... well, a firm hold of her dressing-gown lest it flap open and detract attention from the subject at hand!

Scorp stuff his sickly groin and demand some action - got FFJ and positive OPKs and not afraid to use it, kind of thing.

Sorry gin, but it really isn't over.

ski and cosmo deserve jealous/proud bitch slaps for their handling of that stupid holier-than-thou cow. Shame the thread has descended into silliness (last I looked).

rainbow bouncer behaviour welcome, but no perving on/touching up the girls as they enter/exit the palace (oh, go on then, just a little squeeze). Hope you don't kick out drunks though.

extreme I'm now viewing you as the wise one who wimps out keeps calm when antagonistic situations rear their grotesque head.

off to try and get 'diffed Catch you later.

WAH! TWO OPK tests (diff brands, too) are now saying I've ovulating! TYF is not wanting sex, but have said it's non-negotiable. Have either got my egg on twice or this is a really late one. Seeing as R2D2 due next fri/sat, does this mean only a week of OFL? W00t and so on.

ski have been reading more of that thread and I'm going to break with Gin Palace protocol to give you a big hug (and a quick kidney punch to balance things out). That woman is truly a heinous witch. Her kids will be totally fucked up by having a mum who insists that they be the only focus in her life. I know who I'd rather have as my mum - you or any of the BESHes, anyday

Bloody hell, so much to catch up on! Hello to Pony! I for one welcome yet another mega-pedant: I have a special pair of voluminous sateen MC Hammer Pants that I reserve exclusively for apostrophe abuse. I also do the dance once I see 10 mistakes in a single thread. PS we still need clarification on your bloke's age: are you a borderline sex offender or an Anna Nicole Smith?

Gin - sorry mate. Hope you DO have some luck next week

Longweeweehead - are you suggesting that I am a leeedle bit overanxious about everything? I don't see how anything I've ever said has given that impression I try to not being a freakish worrier but that go against both nature and nurture, sadly.

VAG - you're on your first warning

V with the beyotch hassling our beloved Ski? Do you want me to bring the pain? You saw how I pressed the fuck-off button on that other mare. Every time I see her name above a comment I know she's going to piss me off; she's like a 1950's nun or some shit. Am convinced she's a DM troll trying to either stir things up or put us in our place. Will read more now...

2WOOFL Update: right nip also started hurting, now both are fine. Now have FFJ and feel pervy. WTF is going on? TYF also texted me to say he's slipped and hurt his groin. Arrrrgh!

PMSL - still working though...

Thanks. That's seriously good stuff!

Now, then.

Anyone got any strong opinions on ML?

Oh well, will hang on for tomorrow, then.

Is 2dpo too early to test?

sorry - i'm like a moth to a flame - had to read it and post. And I missed extreme's warning I'd afraid...

now hoping noone comes to office so I can go and witness the chat debate...

"darling little cashmere cardigans and cords"

Pass me that empty bolly bottle, I am going to vomit.