Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

PS raving bitch mode: I caught EE for the first time this week in about 6 years. After the episode there was an "ad" for Sam Mitchell to come back. Holy cow - how old does she look? Given she's our age!

extremesitting We all have weird dreams - I wonder of the sanity of telling those we dream about - I told a friend earlier in the month I'd dreamt she'd had a little boy - didn't know her hubby was "blocking" her attempts to conceive as it were. As far as conception goes - we're always getting told "it only takes once" - and there are plenty of women all over these boards who've had miserable once-a-month sex and still managed it - maybe you can. I dreamt about a month ago that I "met" the baby from my mc when he was an adult - odd, but I'll on this instance, choose to believe it.

Your hubby has been wonderful by giving you a good DVD and running off to fetch chocolate. As for the job, I don't know what to say - I'm not in that position yet, but in '92 when I finished my A-levels I wanted to take some time out before uni - the arse fell out of the market and I had ONE interview at a "proper" place (British Horseracing Board) and then spent 2 years working in Tesco just to eat. So yes, I understand the frustrations and fears.

I'm off to the stables soon but I'll be back later if you fancy a chat. You could always give your Dumbo dog a good cuddle - she's GORGEOUS!

I have a cold and DH keeps topping up my 'medicine'.

Just driven from Lahndahn to Oxford. Now my eyes hurt from peering at a dark road. Where's the gin? The correct response to this q is "it does, doesn't it?"

Cheers for the boozes, lovely honey.

Stupid croissant/ maternity lady!

Where's the gin from honey?

I've just escaped from 4 years of living in a French community - believe me - it ain't all that and a bag of croissant flakes!

Thank you honey, aren't you?

I was like this earlier in the year when I met a woman from Alabama - we were at lunch and she was one of these orange monstrosities, married to a lawyer but absolutely no class. She asked "'arv read etiquette books but I can never remember how to eat noodles" - I nearly peed myself.

test, even

But can she eat a Jaffa Cake properly, I ask?

See, this is why women should rule the world: men do drive by shootings, women do drive-by compliments'n' gifting! Cheers Honey - you're, erm, a honey!

Good job none of us are getting an invite to Madame OCD's house - as well as her croissant-psychosis, she is also stipulating exactly how to eat salad. I bet her home is a barrel of laughs. My parents used to let us eat soup with our fingers if we wanted to. Bloody hippies

ski - TYF has big green eyes too... mmm... oh damn, don't know if that's FFJ or mere excitement now!

Ooo ski an external admirer. Nice one honey.

My God she is really loving being queen bee on the croissant thread. And they're all bowing down to it

New girl moved into my office today, so less scope for MNing at work now without having the 'diff plans discovered.

sorry to see so many of you being dragged through the doctor stuff.

Ladies, dont want to rake up 'the past' but am doing a drive-by in your thread to congratulate Skihorse and others on their handling of the Maternity Leave thread nonsense (dont even get me started). Ok, as you were...

I have decided that I probably don't have ovarian cancer because I've realised that they probably would've mentioned it when I had dildocam - don't you think?

trig you're right - I deserve some gin. Beware - drunken ramblings may follow later.

Scorpette jailbait doesn't look like a famous model/actor type - I don't pay attention to his looks - I just fall in to those green pools he calls eyes...

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Trig's gut

Are any of you feeling any better yet? With it being tea time on Friday?

Come on everyone!! Get your glad rags on and flip the lid on the gin!! We'll be giving each other big BESHie hugs thumps in no time...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Poor laurie Eggfail is a living hell. I do hope your Nana makes it all better - nothing like a lovely Gran

Incidentally, my Dad thinks I look like Nana Mouskouri.

Talking of lookalikes, I love how we all have hunky sleb-lookalike menfolk... although I notice that only mine looks like a cartoon character (Shaggy) and everyone else's resembles actual human beings. He calls me Scrappy Doo in revenge, cos I'm a bad-tempered midget. He wore a beige fleece on our first date. He never wore it again.

And talking of mens, I feel sorry for them having to do the SIAJ (spunk in a jar) - but then I remember dildocam and all the other horrible things we ladeez sometimes have to go through (like poor chEGGS stuck in hospital) and my sympathy disintegrates. Although TYF would be too shy to SIAJ, even at home, as it would mean people would know something about him (all that Astrology stuff about Scorpios being secretive is clearly guff then ).

Ladies, me and ski couldn't involve you in the emails because we were slagging off the rest of you in them.

Nah, we were just moaning about the bitch who was giving ski grief via the magic of FB messages and saying a few personal things.

Loving punches to trig (avoiding stomach area whilst noting distinct lack of gut), cosmo and vag for their cycle-nightmares, laurie for the evil R2D2, and.... ooh, lots of violence for everyone!

And a special 'pshaw!' punch in the throat to ski who clearly does not have ovarian cancer. Although I'm glad to know am not only one descending into BESH-hypochondria: I've been worrying I was born without eggs and all sorts of insanity.

\O I've just undergone a medical procedure too!

I've had a mole (actually a skin tag as it disappointingly and slightly humiliatingly turned out to be)cryogenically frozen off. And let me tell you - I have a high pain threshold but it fucking hurts cos it's come up as a whopping blister and is right smack bang in the fold of my gut overhang. Jeez this getting older lark is a bag of stinking dog-bobs.

When I had dildo cam I was very relieved that the found my ovaries, I was convinced I had none

Cosmosis If it's any comfort I've managed to convince myself I've got ovarian cancer.

Leaving early for a pedicure - I really do lead a life of frivolity! Have great weekends all!

wails; it's not fair and runs out of palace, slamming door. emailing without us? sob.

wee prolactin is a hormone produced in your pituitary gland, it's to do with milk production apparently. thyroid not working properly I think affects hormone levels, so can hinder conception.

Need to google, I think, although that will no doubt result in me finding I have some form of hideous incurable and previously unkown disease.

cosmo your doc sounds lovely and well on top of things. I've got thyroid issues too and suspect have PCOS (due to beard and acne). Not sure what effect it has technically but I think thyroid issues can lead to mcs.