Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

Game over for me again this month, chaps. Not total R2D2 as yet, but spotting.

It'll soon be time to head gpwards. Any idea whether husband and I need to be registered at the same practice?

extreme, would you like us all to go round to your prospective employer's place and yell 'CUNT' at him/her till they give you the job?

Aw ideal I'm all proud now!

Mr gin beat cuntchops as an expression some time ago by saying 'oh yeah?what about vaginaface then??'

WTF does that sound so much worse?

gin Has to share the creative use of swearing post with my foul-mouthed husband. He is very impressed and now realises that I'm not wasting my time here buy am, in fact, learning new ways to curse. Cuntchops, however? Sounds like a brazillian gone horribly wrong.

extremeswearing just reread your post and now pmsl that you put asterisks into the word 'pissed' before launching merrily into 'cunt cunt cunt I like saying CUNT!' heeeeeee heeeeee

Elasssttiiiics!

Still no RTOD here.

Sorry had to disappear briefly extreme had to get monkeyboy to sleep.

Also very very sorry that I only responded to your work stress post earlier In My Mind and apparently didn't actually type any of those thoughts out for you to read.was convinced I had am def losing it. Anyway,if you happen to be psychic you'll know that I was v sympathetic and think that they would be mega-cunts (sorry medee) not to employ you,as you are obviously proper ace.

I've been in The Metropolis for fucking ever.came here as a student (am not posh) and was surrounded by the spoilt bastards you describe.and a few crusty weed smokers who were my clan.

I was just wondering as often find out I sort of know people from briz one way or another,often cos we had a shop for a while and I worked in it 7 days a week so met lots of people! But by the time you came here the shop was in it's death throes and had idiots (ie not me) working there for the most part.

I just looked at that video, couldn't watch it at work.

Although I feel cheated, mine was not nearly so forthcoming. However mine does gain points for having green gunk.

oh, sorry, I meant Ponymum!

that sucks, extreme. I voted Not at all yesterday.

I'm not a big fan of cunt being used to refer to anything but a woman's fanny - I dislike it being used as a derogatory term. Reclaim the cunt!

By the way extremehairstyles how long have you lived in El Brizz?

Not sure if I've regressed too far here..I spent the afternoon in a den made from an old duvet,reading mr men books and 'brumming' cars...

me first being crimped extreme! am now teary eyed with nostalgia and feel about a zillion years old.

gin I wasn't keen on ponies as a child (or should that be 'OMG ponieez 1111!!!one!!!'? ) but I'm trying to think of something for everyone. We could also play elastics, if you'd prefer? British Bulldog? Red Rover? Get the Girl's World out for a styling sesh?

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS! (not you lot, I hasten to add!)

Ps sorry scorp not mad keen on the ponies/fame idea,mind if I just get a round in while you lot get on with the cantering?

I will point and laugh obviously.

Oops nearly forgot cuntcuntcuntcunt

If we write 'cunt' often enough it's unlikely (cunt) that the Maul (cunt)will ever be able to (cunt) use anything from this (cunt) thread cunty cunty cuntchops.

Me too, you cunt.

CUNTS! No, not our primary obsession, but The Daily Mail. I genuinely think people should write to other newspapers, like The Grauniad and The Independent, and tell them what the Daily Heil is up to. Unless, of course, it just gives them ideas of their own - they had a fun article quoting from the MN preggers book in the G2 today. It might be a public forum, but that doesn't mean that scumbag journos can quote us anywhere they like and make it sound like we've agreed to it. Well, it probably does, but they still shouldn't. CUNTS!

Hellooooo gin! Sorry about the babyfail There, does that make things better?

trig - that was a truly awesome pus move; did you film the pus-splosion by any chance? I think you and cosmo may have stumbled upon an as-yet untapped niche market in the porn industry...

I'm fed up with being a grown-up; it's crap. Let's canter round the Palace pretending to be ponies for a good half hour, then dress up and re-enact Fame (don't tell me you didn't use to do that at your schools )! Bagsy being CoCo!!!

(Though am clearly Doris in reality )

PS I know some laydeez don't like the 'C' word, but, erm, I do. Soz.

FFS, now you've got me worried! signed Ponymumrefusestobequotedbythedailymail.

Pony Have already voted Over My Dead Body on the DM poll. But great rant.

Ahh yes, Flicka!

If anyone is interested in Daily Mail-gate, here is my sorry tale. I am SOOO ANGRYYYY!! :

A few days ago I posted on a mad thread about what to wear at the school gate, relating a bonkers conversation I had had with a neighbour, and then suggesting a very tongue-in-check list of what is and isn't acceptable attire for mummies. I thought it was obvious I was poking fun but several posters took my post seriously, and said things like 'How dare you say a Tesco uniform is not acceptable,' etc. I thought to myself, right in future I need to make it more obvious when I am joking, and add lots of obvious wink wink emoticons etc. End of story. No harm done.

That is... until the Daily Mail lifted it and published it in their hateful rag yesterday!

How can MN have anything to do with a newspaper which supported the fascists with headlines like 'Hurrah for the Blackshirts', and whose editors were mates with Hitler and Mussolini? Not to mention their current stance on working mums and immigrants. I feel so dirty. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

Please everyone - if you agree with me go to the Mumsnet DM poll and vote 'Not under any circumstances' for the Daily Mail alliance. The link is on the right under the heading 'Mumsnet latest'. Otherwise next week it could be you, seeing your latest drunken MN post immortalised by that pile of bottom sewage.

Rant over. As you were.