Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

heh

"hungry vag"?

I'm due on Saturday but I had one of those early tests. It's very sweet you want to keep my hopes alive but unless my baby is made of cakes, it's not in there

Sorry cos I was just referring to the remains of your boil . Anyway I didn't say your pussy I said your undercarriage.

Bessie when are you actually due so we can either a) poss keep your hopes alive a little longer by saying too early to test etc or b) certify you as crazed loon for testing 5 mins after ovulation

Ear flicks for all the other big fat fails

Skihorse - thanks for the tip

curlycaspar - sorry to hear you are not updiffed.

Bessie You can use Tippex to scribble out the "not".

Casper Thank you for your support lovely lady. Yes, it'll be a cold day in hell when Waynette is invited to ski with the US Demo team won't it?

Evil CBD - there's one of them, spelling out "not pregnant" lying on the side of my bathtub as we speak, to shame SFF after he persuaded me to POAS. The bastard.

Hope the scabs clear up soon wee (and cos )

Today I would like to unleash some extreme nipple twists/bollock kicks to ski's dieticians and doctors, who clearly don't get an active women when they see one. You hardly sound like a slob my dear, with all that riding action. so i don't see why you're being put in a corner with the Waynettas of this world. The bastards.

They're all bastards. And cunts too, should the DM be watching

Right. In the true spirit of the mn poll, I poas anyway.

It actually spelled out to me 'not pregnant'. that is 3 tests, I should probably get the message now. there wasn't even a bit to use felt tip on, it was more like a computerised screen.

[sulk]

Well of course you say that Cosmosis.

Oi!!! my pussy is not scabby!!!

I have spent a lot of money on some early result tests. Like I said before, I have been tired (but really, really tired) and grumpy (but that's quite normal). And I have been lactating a bit but I think i might not have dried up properly from last time.

GoodQueenBess be strong and Resist The Evil Stick! At least for 24 hrs. Then you can get busy with your biro.

I find felt-tip gives a more natural look.

erm, I'm pretty much at the biro stage.

Bessie Do you have any genuine reason to believe you're diffed or are you almost at the stage where you're prepared to get a biro and draw your own line?

no

bessie pee away!!!

Is your RTOD overdue?

hello all.

I have poas twice now, both negative. I am trying to decide if it is worth doing another one, what do you think?

I have been feeling really tired and nauseaus for a few days and of course, am my usual grumpy and unpleasant self.

In the style of the mumsnet dm poll, I will give you all five minutes to respond to my question about whether I should poas and will then do it anyway.

ladies - as if you weren't torturing yourself enough through the 2WOOFL I present this:
www.countdowntopregnancy.com/

You insert your symptoms per DPO and then can compare them to proper-diffed ladies!

NB can I just qualify that my scabs aren't in the undercarriage region! (I think that's just cossy ). Knees, elbows, shoulders and hips are tres scabby and pus-ridden so might have to sort out some non-contact nookie if they don't clear up soon

Yes will be thoroughly stuffing my face with oozing brie and muchas vino and I can't frickin wait! If I had stayed diffed the visit back would have co-incided nicely with the 12 week announcement, which would have been all very lovely and made the trip back all the more exciting However as I'm not I get to console myself with the insides of a french deli instead

What is wrong with you scabby pussy ancient women? No wonder we're all barren - no bloke in their right minds will go near us and our swollen undercarriages!

Oooh longwee I was going to ask you how the orphan hunting was going - I can't quite stretch to 1.5 mill - but I'm prepared to buy a winter wardrobe by exclusive european child-outfitter "C&A".

Wee, will you be enjoying the French-fayre or torturing yourself with a bottle of volvic and some unbuttered bread?

Morning all

Well I'm on my 2 week wait to get shaggin with intent so nowt interesting to report. Am all scabby though after some asshole knocked me off my bike so good job it isn't 'window week' just yet as I'm not quite ready for friction on me oozing scabs.... ooww

Ski - I agree - they are sexist tossers. Surely it's quicker and cheaper to have a quick look at some spunk under a microscope so why the heck don't they do that first?

My BOD is a week on Saturday - but I will be on holiday in France with all my family for it so am very much looking forward. We leave on Friday and I can't wait - so oh yeah better go and pick up all of your orphans this afternoon...

"Happy" belated BOD vag. You young-un!

scorp 37 is a bitch - take it from me, 2months in.

Uh, buggar all happening here. ski what a crock of shit about the over-weight-ness. Why can't they just ask you questions, see your notes & see that your ovulation hasn't been an issue? I'd cross the border & get jailbait tested.

My boyf has his appointment tomorrow. He's quite looking forward to a mid-day, mid-week wank. He's trying to put in an order for mags "big jugs" & "chunky asses". Guess why he fell for me?