Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

Womenz, I have done it - come on over to: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/826379-Mid-30s-TTC-Simply-The-BESH-BESHer-than-all-the?rnd=12 53097011882

Or come find it!

scorps that can't be right surely? That sounds disgusting

Scorps, quick, your turn to think of a thread name. Nothing mental please.

We nearly had a "resort and spa" in the title last time, which I was very excited about as this is the only spa I actually get to go to, but there's been precious little relaxing this time so maybe no longer appropriate.

Something to do with the metal bastard, or the WWOOFLing perhaps?

Cosmo, I've heard that the man has to put his erect penis into your vagina and then wiggle it around until he ejaculates but that all sounds highly preposterous as well as icky, if you ask me.

Am also missing all the others. How dare others have things to do with their life than come on here? I certainly don't!

Well, think am approaching OV - terrible mittelschmerz yesterday and FJ is getting more elastic by the day. Always used to OV early, excet for last month, so hopefully will be the same this month and the magic will happen Just can't get to sleep at night - got up to go to the loo after lying awake for hours and it was 3.20am. Am scared fatigue will stop me getting updiffed or that it'll make me release rubbish-quality eggs and any resulting child will be a bit... 'wrong'. Welcome to Scorpette's happy happy world of sleep-deprived neurosis!

PS Zirc - hope Metal Mickey is NOT on his way. Fingers crossed for you

thanks all for the kind admiration of my lovely bits of pvc

So anyway, back to the subject in hand, as of this month I am properly back swi instead of just skirting the issue. Remind me again, what do you do?

i'm still here!! I'm lurking slightly as its manic at work .

RTD2 update: MIA. Why does my body do this to me? No pains, no twinges, no symptoms, the waiting is driving me crazy now, come on you evil red tide, I know you're approaching, get a bloody move on!

I had a dream I went horse riding last night, it was amazing. The last time I rode a horse I was 12 and it reared up before galloping for miles and scared me half to death I can laugh about it now.

I know its early but needs must. Enjoy!

Bessie I know you're still here - but there were others...

ahem

I didn't leave

Then don't forget the lovely cunty/trog has gone and upped sticks and apparently is without internet (in London fgs)!

Yes, nocoffee and donttry promised they wouldn't leave us but now they're all "Do you like my Kath Boden pram/hugaboo/climbing frame?" and "Will a Laughing Cow triangle give me hysteria"?

It was SarahAbroad - extremesitting is either still on holiday or has left us too.

We had 2 lezzers at one point didn't we?

We had people introduce themselves, get giddy with excitement and in the cold light of day (morning after shame) abandon us.

And Aerie, and Sarah? Nocoffee and Don'ttry left us because they got updiffed, is that right?

Cosmosis Your back doors are beautiful - so slim and elegant and in one shot you can also see your pussy.

Ladeeeeez - where has everyone go-ooooone? Where the fuck is longwee with our baybeeeeez? Where the fuck is medee and her long cycle? Did everyone get pregnant and slope off leaving only the very barren people? What about Skatergrrrrl and ginhag?

I know where you live now! (name of council on your bins, hehe!) Like your Dh's powerful hose, hurhur.

I wanna garden and groovy doors to it now (live in first floor apartment)

Oi, facebookers, run and admire my doors!

Bappy Hirthday, Pony! Sorry it's late on - please accept this gift of a jar of pickled eggs. I pride myself on my tactful and tasteful choice in pressies...

hoppy bumfluff, equine mother!

Happy birfday Pony!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PONY

Happy Birthday pony

As for cottage cheese, I was spitting green tea everywhere whilst reading that

The bastard has got me. . Pink spotting. Terrible lady ache. I'm so fucked off with this but I refuse to give up. I'm just in the process of bulk buying POK sticks and will using them in a regimental fashion every day, morning, noon and night, from the moment they arrive. So two fingers up to R2D2.

ski thanks for the advice earlier. I was feeling very low about how long I've been doing this TTC malarkey, but I realise I'm not alone.

wheres longwee shes bringing my baybee home to me, where is she????

Happy Birthday pony I'll accept a glass of champers. Sounds like a good start to the day, rummaging around your lady tunnel.

To be honest I neither know nor care about my cervix. It is what it is and that's the end of it. Maybe ask the boyf to have a poke around though, all in the name of research you understand.

I've eaten a cottage cheese sandwich for lunch, so thanks for that. Yeah, its low fat - I'll be vomming it up soon!!

I'm bored. With work, with SWI etc etc. I think I have the pre-hol blues.

vag you been to Thailand before? Main thing I remember is sex menus being thrust into your face at various Bangkok markets. The things these women seem to be able to do with their lady tunnels are amazing. I may ask for some lessons............

Cosmo hahah this true, he'll come back to find piss up the walls, piss on the floor and a flooded/dry/broken piss-stick.

RLR Sorry about your sandwich. I did warn ya!

OK, off to ride a pony now.

ski are you to be trusted to buy and po your own s?

Ponymum No, with a BOD, a birthday and a holiday you'll get an early R2D2 - thems the rules! I will resist POAS (I hope) - tbh it will much depend on how symptomy I am come Friday. I am sick of chucking 13 euros a month in a plastic bag to be torn apart by seagulls ((c) donttrythisathome).

That was my discharge - thank you .

It really irks me when I see in thread titles "I've got a cervix - sorry if TMI" FFS!

I was eating an egg mayo sandwich whilst reading Pony's post.

Not any more.