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TTC after a Miscarriage - no 2, let the fun begin!!!!

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Diddle · 25/05/2005 10:15

Here we go girls, a brand new thread, i was so fed up of paging down over the other 1000 messages.

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HellKat · 13/06/2005 07:47

Ohhhhh got bad period pains! Fingers crossed she's on her way

HellKat · 13/06/2005 05:19

Humphrey- Good luck today!
Diddle- {{{{Hugs}}}} you've been a great support to. I agree, the last couple of months have been made so much easier talking to others who have been through exactly the same and understand. Thankyou to!
Xena- Great to see you! How are you?
Well, sent a pic to someone to get resized so hopefully will have little ds2 (Damian) on the profile!
After having a really bad night (Saturday) with his new tooth, he's slept brilliantly last night. Popped a thin pillow in with him and he loves it! Not a peep out of him (and he did'nt fidget!). His last two came through at the same time (first top molars) and he never moans or anything, first bottom molar was fine to but this last one seemed to bother him. Poor love was grizly and tearful yesterday so hopefully he's over the worst as it's poking through now.
Have a great Monday all!
Is it just me or has this w/end gone to quickly?
Love to everyone else to. x

Diddle · 12/06/2005 22:49

Hope tomorrow goes well for you HC.

night night all

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Xena · 12/06/2005 22:43

Hope it goes well HC xx Goodnight

HumphreysCorner · 12/06/2005 22:42

Goodnight all

Early night tonight as it is my first day back at work tomorrow after my MC.

Much love
x

Diddle · 12/06/2005 20:51

I also wanted to say a huge THANK YOU to you all for being such great people. You have supported me so much, and i know without you (and my DH) i wouldn't have got through the last few months. Its been a tough time for all of us and i'm so pleased to have "met" you all.

thank you

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Diddle · 12/06/2005 20:49

phew what a day, have done and felt like doing nothing all day. ahve abandoned my assignment for uni as couldn't concentrate. but now, after 2 glasses of wine feel a sudden urge to tidy up and organsie everything. better make the most of it, have loads of ironing to do, and what looks like a years worth of paperwork to file.

hope you're all having a good evening

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Diddle · 12/06/2005 20:41

here to put a smile on your faces today

xxx

diddle

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Xena · 12/06/2005 20:28

Diddle I'm ROFL hysterical with tears running down face, your first joke of the day was funny but the shower joke was great, discribes DH and I to a tee.

spacecadet · 12/06/2005 18:57

its there now!! under dizzy update!!!

spacecadet · 12/06/2005 18:47

just doing it now!!!!!!

Diddle · 12/06/2005 18:35

spacecadet - looking out in the chat thread, can't see it yet, let me know when its there.

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spacecadet · 12/06/2005 18:07

diddle pmsl at bloke showering joke-so true!!!!!!!!!
i went to london yesterday to see my specialist, will post it on a thread in chat so as not to clog up this one.

HellKat · 12/06/2005 17:40

Diddle- Oh god how true Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
In fits here.
Not admitting though whether or not dp waves his man parts and makes "Woo woo" sounds lol. I think every woman I know covers themselves up too. Or if dp/dh sees them nakie with bright lights, it's sas style scrabbling for clothes, blanket etc.

Diddle · 12/06/2005 17:36

How to Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How to Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake Willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your Willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
Admire Willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake Willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

The gingernut and jaffa cake stuff sounds lovely

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HellKat · 12/06/2005 17:31

You started it Maddy with all this knickers tucked into skirts lol.
My dp always calls me his miserable ol' cowbag!

Diddle · 12/06/2005 17:27

hooray !!!! very pleased to hear you're all smiling.

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maddyd · 12/06/2005 17:25

STOP IT, your making me laugh. Ive got a stupid grin on my face now thinking of it and my Dp wants to know why im smiling for nothing when ive been a miserable old bag all weekend.

HellKat · 12/06/2005 17:18

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
You felt so sorry for her that you had to giggle all the way home? lol
I would've had to shout out something to tell her (then collapse in giggles)

maddyd · 12/06/2005 17:10

Poor Girl. Talking of embarrassing i saw a lady with her skirt tucked in her knickers, she was just leaving her house to get in her car, i was driving so couldnt stop and tell her. I giggled all the way home. Hope she wasnt going out shopping or to work.

HellKat · 12/06/2005 17:10

Lol Humphreys!!
Maddy- Glad you have those flower power moments too .
No sun at all here today in Kettering. Grey, overcast, chilly and miserable! Where's the summer gone?

HumphreysCorner · 12/06/2005 17:03

Meant to say

I worked with a girl a few years ago who left a bag containing a black rubber dress in Wilkos (you know, one of the ones from the special shops ). Due to the price of it she felt she had to get it back so phoned them up and had to describe what was in the bag. When she went to the store they were all waiting for her and sniggered as they asked again what was in the bag. She said it was the most embarrassing moment of her life so far.

I hope she isn't on this site as I would hate to offend her but it was hilarious at the time.

xxx

maddyd · 12/06/2005 16:59

Lol hellkat at the hippy. I had an hippy episode on the 8th June when i said i could fel the joy of posotive tests. How embarrassing.

Your right about the sun though it does make me feel better. No sun in the South today though. maybe i should invest in a sad light

HumphreysCorner · 12/06/2005 16:52

Diddle

Brilliant-just what we all needed . I work in a bank-wish something like that happened there .

All your kind thoughts are so comforting-thanks all!

Off to get tea ready-sausages tonight so quick and easy.

Hugs
xxx

HellKat · 12/06/2005 16:27

Lol Diddle. In stitches at the one that came in fourth!!!
Can imagine a mini female reincarnation of satan saying that (or a female version of Stewie from Family guy).
Maddy- I've a friend that's similar to yours. She knows when I used to clam up. Gald you're feeling a tad chirpier.
It's a horrid thing to have. Especially when you feel your self being dragged into a black hole with no escape. Sounds really silly I know (used to say this to Diddle when we had the mc's) one thing that helps me is, when it's sunny, nip outside into the garden, take huge breaths, thinking how pretty everything is really is (sounds hippyish but works for me). Try to focus on positives instead of negatives (for instance, any negative thought try to think of a positive alternative, the mc has hit me so hard, try to think yes it hit me hard but we will have a healthy baby etc).
When I got out of hospital the other week, I even took to hugging trees! Now how hippyish is that! Don't know if it worked or the warm sun, but felt pretty damn good! (according to the eco-friendly, bell-bottom, peace man, long haired types otherwise known as hippies, trees are meant to emit positive vibes man, so hug a tree and peace out!)
As you can tell I'm on a silly trip here. If this does'nt work, and make people smile (even at my expense) then nowt will

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