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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Tigresswoods · 11/04/2009 18:01

is fed up with seeing babies everywhere

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PussinJimmyChoos · 07/07/2010 20:41

I do not know what came over me...I am a twunt

FB Update: Puss is a twunt

Soo hard to have sex when you are not in the mood....v tempted to sometimes allow access while watching a DVD or sleeping thus multi tasking and getting some rest while TTC at same time

Loujalou · 07/07/2010 20:38

Is in the worst mood ever and am supposed to be feeling sexy. Oh joy.

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 07/07/2010 20:27

tthanks storm, as i said last night am staying here for a while yet and crossing my legs

lol puss

PussinJimmyChoos · 07/07/2010 20:23

Lady - how fab

Facebook update: Puss is now settling in for the two week wait and hoping what she thinks is late ovulation doesn't meant leutal phase defect

Puss is also a twat for POAS when she thinks she only ovulated in the last few days...why?!!

StormTTCbabyNo1 · 07/07/2010 20:17

oh fabulous, I've got my fingers crossed that everything goes well for you hunny, keep us all posted XXX

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 07/07/2010 20:14

exactly 4+1

StormTTCbabyNo1 · 07/07/2010 20:13

Hahaha Love the hair bobble trick - do you have any idea how many weeks you are roughly?

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 07/07/2010 20:04

thank you storm. im just wating now to see what happens. my temp is still normal and tummy lookss like a football. was seriously unable to fasten work trews today. went in with a hair bobble through the buttonhole.

StormTTCbabyNo1 · 07/07/2010 19:39

Storm feels like she's got a balloon in her tummy...soooo bloated!!

Congrats Lady what fantastic news xx

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 07/07/2010 19:07

hello all. am still knocked up and have been hankering after peas in the pod. yum!

ShoeLaLa · 07/07/2010 18:31

ShoeLaLa wishes the next 2 days would hurray up and pass so I can POAS!!

Loujalou · 07/07/2010 11:41

That sucks - sorry to hear that.

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 07/07/2010 11:41

lolol, no have had to give up work due to ill health. have a bone condition.

Loujalou · 07/07/2010 11:38

You got a new job or going to be a Lady of leisure. Sorry the jokes don't get any better than that.

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 07/07/2010 11:27

lol, ouchie. have work in a bit, booo but pretty relieved now that i finish next week.

Loujalou · 07/07/2010 11:08

A chinese burn should do the trick (if people remember those). Not that I am validating violence or anything.

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 07/07/2010 10:37

now have a headache.

Loujalou · 07/07/2010 10:29

Mmmmmm.... excuses excuses.... Will still giggle though. If it wasn't for spotting giving the game away I would probably test a day or three early each month. Though witgh DS was 5 days late before I test (unheard of round these parts - hey Lia).

Right need to get TH up for a shag fest. Maybe something kinky is required.....

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 07/07/2010 10:23

lololol, i was only a day early and at work I have to lift heavy crates/boxes/shopping and go into a giant freezer

good news, i feel sick! (may just be the pessaries) and no period yet.

Loujalou · 07/07/2010 10:11

Congrats Lady. Fingers crossed this is the one for you. We can hear you rattling from here. Haha next time you try and lecture against early testing we will sit and giggle in the corner.

Runs over and gives Lia a big hug. Long time no see missy.

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 07/07/2010 08:17

aw, thank you

todays status:

lissie has started the day with high dose folic acid, low dose asprin, iron supplement and a progesterone pessary up her fanjo. i now rattle

PussinJimmyChoos · 06/07/2010 23:33

Yup, stay here - we don't want you to go

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 06/07/2010 23:31

aw, thank you so much. am staying here though if thats ok. am NOT moving onto any of the other threads.

PussinJimmyChoos · 06/07/2010 23:29

Well we will be praying with you Lissie

Lovely news though - was feeling a bit blue and saw your post and just beamed at the PC

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 06/07/2010 23:26

need a scan at 6w (provided theres a reason for one) will try every hosp in the land for steroids, carry on taking FA and LDA, cross my legs and pray. hard.