Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

hoops is wondering whether it is actually possible to be pg 2 weeks after an ERPC.......

I have just stumbled across this page as have been ttc for 1 year and never wanted to look at a website called 'mumsnet', BUT, hat you would want your facebook seeing what you would want your facebook status's to say made me LAUGH OUT LOUD.

The times I have wanted to write;

Belbel 'had an HSG test today'.
BelBel 'is sick of seeing you change your profile pics to a scan pic'
BelBel is beeding once more.
BelBel can't believe she spent 14 years trying nt to get pregnant.

So thank you for the best laugh I have had in ages.

Paddington will of course teach Thandeka to cast off(there are some videos on you tube i have heard if that helps. (How you feeling?)

Paddington has not bled yet but is on knicker checking patrol all the time! 1 or 2 days late one negative test... either my dates are wrong but get to tues then re test.

Paddington is going clearblue digital on tuesday!

Tigresswoods- i love that, good idea!

Amyboo wonders if af will ever arrive.

Daynee is tired of everyone saying, "Don't think about it so much...It will happen...You will have lots of babies."

Daynee is ecstatic that her teaching job is over next week...Why is it so hard to like my job right now?

Daynee stopped clomid after docs found a cyst. I got preggers on my own 3 times but had 3 mc's so I'm back to the drawing board - sticking to the old-fashioned way that seemed to work before! No more medicine or IUI!

Is it 3:00 yet???

no, lissies vomitting is NOT down to ms, but thank you for the nudge, nudge enquiries

Thandeka... wants Paddington21 to teach her how to cast off so she can finish the foul multi-colored scarf she knitted as a distraction from TTC/MMC grief.

Why not Thandeka that would be great! But blooming mat benefits grr! I also enjoy knitting... well its more of an addiction- its like drugs!

Paddington... is trying hard not to think about tomorrow. Also worried that if she doesnt bleed tomorrow will it be friday? if its not friday did she even ovulate in the first place or could she be the p word?

Paddington... is going mad but will distract herself with her fine knitting while being made to football in which the result depends on her man's future happines.

lissie has 5 follicles, but 2 of which are on the tubed side. screw the "professional advice"

Thanks Paddington.

Today mine would be:

Thandeka regrets handing her notice in the 6 days before the results were in. Ooops no mat benefits for me if I get that far! Paddington want my old job?

Paddington... is frustrated and praying not to bleed tomorrow.

Paddington... does not know why life is so unfair and why she wasted money on condoms ever as it would not of made any bloody difference.

Paddington... would like to know why clomid makes her feel/ act like a grumpy teenager aka kevin and perry.

Paddington wants to quit her job as she is surrounded by pregnant women but cant as she needs the maternity package... but she isnt bloody pregnant!

I love this thread!

Congrats Thandeka!

at least it's not just me being a grouchy old moobag then

TOMP, with you there!

TOMP doesn't want to know how hard it is to have been TTC for 3 whole months and how devastated you are that it's not happened yet - try being in your 4th year lovey

Amyboo has no interest in photos of people's babies, scans or bumps, and doesn't want to know that you were up all night dealing with a baby with colic.

Amyboo wishes people would stop trying to find reasons for her mmc.

Amyboo doesn't want to hear about your plans to start ttc.

Amyboo thinks that only doctors should dispense medical advice.

Amyboo doesn't want to hear how you're coming off mycrogynon early so that it's "out of your system" before you ttc and you won't have a mc like I did.

Amyboo is really f*cked off with the world. Can you tell?

unfortunately, mine is like the amazon. far too many trees and areas of great danger!

In fact new status update.

Thandeka is off to prune her Bonsai tree.

What you mean yours isn't!?

Mine has carefully pruned bonsai trees and water sprinklers and everything. I thought that was normal?

pmsl, why cant all vagina's be like that?!

Oooh and mini airhostesses in white gloves to direct the doctors where exactly to go and to point out the emergency exits

pmsl and fireworks for the end?

Thandeka says Lissilou should add sparkles and feathers- maybe a glitter ball to add to the medical fanjo disco experience!

thandeka congrats!

tigress

todays update:

lissie is not looking forward to yet another doctor peering up her fanjo tomorrow, should put a revolving door in. still, at least its an incentive to prune my ladygarden