Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

stuffed wishes her husband would just get over himself....putting it in that hole won't get this baby made!!!!!!

I don't give a rat's ass what little Johnny said this afternoon. He's a horrible child! And moreover stop sending me shite which implies that if I don't copy and paste that status update it means I don't care about cancer/child abuse/our "boys" in Afghanistan (delete as appropriate)

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Lucieloo will mainly be shagging for the next fortnight

Ooh.....newbie here. I love this thread. I am feeling very hormonal (AF arrived last Thursday ) trying to be up and and sing the 'Oh well...... another month of bonking for baby' song with a big grin on my mouth but at this point am starting to look a little bit Gloria Swanson from Sunset Boulevard (here is a pic www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/Poster%20-%20Sunset%20Boulevard_02.jpg ). SO.......it is very nice to have a light hearted, soul sharing thread like this

...feels bad for being impatient but....I want a baby and I want it now!!!

is glad that the SWI is hopefully over for this month

Vikks temps are up and she wants them to stay there!!!!!!

Vikks wants her boobs to hurt, because that would be a good symptom!

.. ia loving this thread & feels better now

... wonders if it's wrong that my first emotion on being told I'm going to be an Auntie was.. jealousy!!

... is sick of waking up at 6 am at the weekends to stick a thermometer up my bits

....is hoping that she starts ovulating & that my PCOS scan is ok

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...is far too familiar with her cervix

...thinks it looks like egg white today

...yeah, yeah, so you had a baby...whens my turn

Love this thread

PictureThis' blood tests show she is ovulating (after not ovulating for the last 18 months).

Loujalou is happy she is not the only one who loves this thread.

Loujalou would like to punch the next person who asks when she is going to have another kid.

Loujalou might set up an ebay company selling OPKs, HPTs etc in order to make her first million.

I love this thread! We need to keep this going, we need to laugh about it sometimes or we'll go crazy!

Vikks can?t believe she used to have a needle phobia, when now she 'shoots up' over breakfast and this is all very normal!

Vikks would like to punch anyone in the face who asks ?Why don?t you have kids yet?? followed by ?You know your clock is ticking!? ARGH!!

Vikks didn?t bat an eyelid when her Doc told her that her Meds were made from piss! She will try ANYTHING!

Vikks would like to take out shares in Clearblue, they must be doing well!

Loujalou is fed up of never getting a BFP

Loujalou can't wait til the shagging on schedule comes to an end.

Loujalou loves this thread.

Loopylou2 is desperately wondering if she got a false negative this morning

Loopylou2 is waiting impatiently for a period or a positive hpt, not picky either one will do!!

Loopylou2 hates the taste of Pregnacare Conception vitamins and thinks that the only pills that big should be suppositories.

Loopylou2 does not give a damn about everyone else's emotions right now

Loopylou2 would just LOVE a strong gin and tonic

Loopylou2 wants to leave her job suddenly and move to a fantasy world where everything is rosy.

Loopylou2 does not care how lovely the nice old couple who own the house are, she is fucking sick of being their lodger.

Loopylou2 wants to tell her colleague to butt the hell out, just because YOUR problems were solved by travelling half way round the world, does not mean its the same for me

Loopylou2 would do anything to have her own space with her DP

Loopylou2 has a lot on her mind right now

Jeez think I've exhausted myself, whew feel better now - thanks!!!

Loopylou2 is glad to see that her friend loves being a mummy, but would really rather not see it straight away on logging into facebook

Lucy wishes she hadn't done quite such a thorough job of shaving her bikini line for the gynaecologist yesterday - it's now as itchy as hell!!

ok new to site but mine would def be "sick of hearing about everyone elses pregnancy when I can't, but donations to vasectomy reversal are welcomed"

is wondering how everyone is?

paddington is also wondering when dp is going to ask her for her hand in marriage!!! im getting rather impatient!

paddington is sure the couple of drinks she had at lunchtime has not helped her frustrations of no baby and no ring

yes... paddington is having a virtual tantrum

Just bumping thread to the top.

paddington is offering some hand holding for ray.
paddington is taking some time out to have a think about what she wants and prepares herself for the worst when she has her scan next fri.

good luck for 2moro ray- fingers crossed.

paddington also thinks we could all do with some good news!

Ray is very very pleased that Thandekas scan went well will be routing for you to get to 12 weeks.

Ray is so so so fed up why cant she be pregnant FFS she has soooooooooooooo had enough of this ttc shite.

Ray is also shattered as work is doing her head in and she is on the 2ww.

Ray has her appointment for the blood clinic on weds, she is wondering if they will tell her not to have more children and thinks she will tell them to shove it where the sun doesnt shine if they do.

Ray will have a another baby she will!!!! and Ray is happy she realy is. (sobs)

Ray wonders if that was convincing enough. (yeah right)

...has just been diagnosed with PCOS. That explains almost everything.

paddington has read heat and reveal watched crap tv booked her silly scan in and had lunch... oh and googled bad times. why oh why cant i be pregnant