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turkey basters

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wizzywig · 17/04/2005 17:51

This isnt exactly a nice subject, but has anyone tried using a turkey baster to get pregnant? does this actually work?

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munz · 17/04/2005 19:55

lol don't worry cod, i'm trying to be lady like here with my BD instead of saying s**gging! lol. (and no comments please hula on how unladylike I am! )

Blossomhill · 17/04/2005 19:54

Yes I agree about baby dancing cod

Hulababy · 17/04/2005 19:53

LOL - can just see DH's face if I start doing handstands afterwards! He thinks the old TTC is bizarre as it is!

cod · 17/04/2005 19:51

Message withdrawn

munz · 17/04/2005 19:50

LMFAO@tiredmuma, as is the DH's wouldn't just laugh their arse off, I can see it now....

(after BD)

Darling what are you doing?
I'm on my head so ur sperms don't run out! lol.

tiredemma · 17/04/2005 19:48

i would suggest doing a handstand afterwards.

munz · 17/04/2005 19:43

fwiw, have sex on a pillow, apparently bum in the air doesn't work cos the spearms are already where they need to be (so my DH recons) I think he's into kinki stuff wanting to s**g me on a pillow!

LGJ · 17/04/2005 19:33

Runs for cover.......................

Think I will stick to lighthearted threads from now on............and I had, had such a lovely day.

lou33 · 17/04/2005 19:31

doesn't mean i am not watching you tho

LGJ · 17/04/2005 19:25

Thanks honey

lou33 · 17/04/2005 19:24

yes i know thats why i mean its all a load of misunderstandings

LGJ · 17/04/2005 19:23

Lou

I did not set out to start this, started a seperate thread using language that regular posters would pick up on without alerting anyone else advising that this one was left. Sadly it appears to have been a total cock up.

lou33 · 17/04/2005 19:20

I think it's all a load of misunderstandings.

munz · 17/04/2005 19:13

I knwo some one who used a syringe.

I thought said person's IP addy was blocked or somehting?

lavenderrr · 17/04/2005 19:12

if that's the case why has it ever been brought upin the first place, would have never mentioned it if it hdn't been mentioned...so maybe the subject could be closed unless you have great evidence!!!

lou33 · 17/04/2005 19:09

lav can i remind you of the mn troll policy, part of which is to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and that includes first time posters.

LGJ · 17/04/2005 19:07

Rarely swear/swear on here

BUT FFS LEAVE IT, and yes I am aware I am shouting.

LGJ · 17/04/2005 19:06

Jesus H Christ

I never said wizzywig was JF, just suggested that it might be from the same mindset.

The word wig never even impinged on me, and only used the JF reference to alert people to leave this one to die a natural death.

I have obvioulsy failed miserably and apologise most wholeheartedly.

fastasleep · 17/04/2005 18:59

Hey....you guys are going to severely confuse this woman!!

Wizzywig they're mad!

I'm really sorry you feel so desperate that you want to buy a baster, just do the legs in the air and relax - it's the best thing.

lavenderrr · 17/04/2005 18:58

if you are the original wig & robe, admit it, ffs!

lavenderrr · 17/04/2005 18:57

WHY IS THIS WIG & ROBE??? (JUST FROM THE NAME???)...

LGJ · 17/04/2005 18:54

hub2dee

Thank you

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wizzywig · 17/04/2005 18:42

ha haa!! that made me laugh. i'll never buy a cucumber without thinking of you!!

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bubbly1973 · 17/04/2005 18:40

wizzywig, know what you mean about feeling dodgy buying a turkey baster....feel like that all the time when i buy a cucumber!!!

hub2dee · 17/04/2005 18:37

I'm with LGJ.

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