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Not one but two the wagon is full of good news.

996 replies

lardybump · 24/06/2008 16:50

Here

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NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 03/07/2008 14:13

Have found a flaw in the long straw plan, by the time the coffee actually arrived here, it'd be cold, and yuk What am I going to do now?

glaskham · 03/07/2008 14:12

I agree with NJ.... wonder if he does have a secret fetish, and maybe Diege has been keeping him locked in her cupboard

glaskham · 03/07/2008 14:11

oh no diege!!! Nadal for a bit of hows your father??? i'm in stitches with tears in my eyes!!!

GYo · 03/07/2008 14:10

LOL exactly its a full on community. Also a mini soap opera. Everytime I log in I wonder what's happened recently.

Being off sick is great- can surf all day

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 03/07/2008 14:10

Now Diege, we know you are telling porkys, there is no way on this earth you'd be beating him with a stick, unless he asked you to?

glaskham · 03/07/2008 14:10

well make it out of clear straws and then you'll see the fluids getting close!!?? oh no- now i'm thinking waaaaaaaaay too much about an extremely long straw!!!

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 03/07/2008 14:09

....can't use the bloody thing.... FGS

Diege · 03/07/2008 14:08

LOL, I have managed to beat it off with a sharp stick...turns it it was only my old mate Nadal after a bit of how's your father...
On a less exciting note, it's school run time, so speak later!

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 03/07/2008 14:08

What and blow my beloved hoover up?

Good plan, can't use the bloody if it's broke can I?

Love this thread, full of practical advise

Ses15 · 03/07/2008 14:08

Am "working from home" today so just checking in and.... I can't believe the topics of conversation on here sometimes!!! PMSL!!!!!

This certainly isn't "just" a ttc thread and it certainly needs a TM!

glaskham · 03/07/2008 14:05

haha!! i'm laughing too- but cant too loud as dd is asleep in her buggy 3ft away!!

and NJ, you could always stick it up the hoover till the fluids get to your end??

GYo · 03/07/2008 14:01

LOL
am sat at home coughing and spluttering but continually amused by this thread

keep it up ladies

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 03/07/2008 14:00

Diege I haven't made the straw yet, you have a snake on the warpath (and it likes coffee cake!)

RUN, run for your life!!!!!!!

Diege · 03/07/2008 13:57

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Diege · 03/07/2008 13:56

Tee hee I am Nat's drug pusher . I knew you wouldn't be able to resist...And the sun is out now!!!!

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 03/07/2008 13:55

Now have visions of a giant straw poking through the window ;o LOL

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 03/07/2008 13:54

It is a good job I had all of the BJ practise whilst TTC'ing, can you imagine how hard you'd have to suck on a straw like that?! LOL

Can you tell I have already spent far too much time thinking about a straw?!

glaskham · 03/07/2008 13:51

you think you could get it to reach here? then we could swap drinks!!

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 03/07/2008 13:48

That is it, I have found my pregnancy fulfillment in making a straw out of lot's of other straws, how wonderful!! Thanks Glask

Might just pop and get a coffee after school

glaskham · 03/07/2008 13:44

tape millions lots of straws together??? sounds like an experiment!! haha!! mmmm lemon cake is yummy!!!

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 03/07/2008 13:40

Does rain morning sickness dance just solely and completely for Diege Do you think I could find/make a straw long enough to pinch your coffee??

It absolutely bucketed it down this morning, then we had blue sky and sunshine for a while, but it is grey again now.

glaskham · 03/07/2008 13:39

rain???? i wish!! its awful here, sun shining but its sych a moggy, clammy, sticky atmosphere... i'm in jeans and a strappy vest tee and i cant make up my mind wether to put shorts on or not as it feels like rains coming.... its too sticky!!

glaskham · 03/07/2008 13:37

oops caps

glaskham · 03/07/2008 13:37

mmmmmmm that cake does sound good, and i dotn even like coffee!! might go and rade my kitchen i think i still have a slice of my homemade lemon sponge cake!! (unless dh PINCHED IT FOR HIS LUNCH!!)

Diege · 03/07/2008 13:36

The thick coffee icing is the best part...will lob over a slice to yours now...oh sorry, I had the last one .
God the rain!!! Anyone else have buckets of it??

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