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Temping, Testing and Tantrums- We've got it all on THE TCC THREAD!

935 replies

Squackycake · 24/04/2008 20:51

I thought I'd start it off. Ooh feels very new and odd, quick someone have a testing dilemma, break the new thread in.

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tinkerbelldust · 27/04/2008 11:41

18 consistent high temps after ov mean pregnant

kayzisexpecting · 27/04/2008 11:36

Hello,

YAY for EWCM!! LOL!!!

Yes Diege it is goth weekend. It was great yesterday. Some people go to great lengths and make their own dresses and they look fab! We'll have to meet for a coffee when you are on holiday.

GJ, a friend of mine tried to make an 'accident' happen. Her DP walked in on her putting a needle through the condom and needless to say he walked out and they spilt up. He also told everyone he knew she had done it. Her mum and dad just about speak to her now but most people ignore her and she hasn't had a boyfriend in 6 years. So be very very careful.

Diege · 27/04/2008 11:13

Meant to ask Tinks, do consistently high tempos mean that you may be pregnant, or just that you are ovulating? Great either way!

Diege · 27/04/2008 11:12

Morning! Yah EWM Nat - hopefully of the A-road variety . I've not had any at all this month (on day 19 now) but I seriosuly think I didn't ovulate this month as I was so stressed by work and things (and no, I'm not blaming those-who-cannot-be-named for that )
So tell auntie diege about the e-bay seller Nat. I sell a lot on E-bay, so might be able to offer some wise words? (or maybe post on e-bay thread - they are v.helpful there) .
Kay, glad you had a great time in Whitby. Is it Goth weekend at the mo'? Can't wait till our hols there - maybe we could meet for a coffee?
Rain rain and more rain here. Think we'll all take the bus into town, have a mooch round the 'mall', and then get the dds a much promised dvd to watch from Blockbusters (some chipmunks thing??). Life on the edge here!

tinkerbelldust · 27/04/2008 10:55

cheers hun

NatalieJane · 27/04/2008 10:43

Ooooh meant to say as well, Tink, from my very limited knowledge on charts, that is looking really good, let's just hope it stays up high

NatalieJane · 27/04/2008 10:42

Good morning

I think, THINK, I may have had some EWCM yesterday, not sure if it was erm... spittage...!! LOL Will find out I suppose when ever period turns up...

Glad you had a good time yesterday Kay

GJ, joking aside, think very carefully before causing an 'accident', I know of two people who have done this one who has managed to pull it off, her DP thinks it was a real accident, still together, but IMO, their relationship really isn't as stable as you would want, second woman got found out (tripped over her own lies) and her and her DH have just gotten divorced, not completely down to her lies, but it started going down hill when he found out. Both of them also had dreadful pregnancies, one of them admit they think the bad pregnancy was down to the stress of having to constantly lie, not just to her DH, but to the midwives, doctors, consultants etc. Having to remember what she had said to who, not much fun I'd say!

Moos, did you do the full explosion? (where else could I ask that except MN?! I love this place )

Why do some sellers on eBay have to be such fucking utter twats?

tinkerbelldust · 27/04/2008 07:35

morning kay whitby sounds good
i am great thanks i had yet another high temp cant believe it
www.fertilityfriend.com/home/1f3edd

my graph looks great
still no lines sure i ovulated cd33

kayzisexpecting · 27/04/2008 06:59

Good Morning!

Had a great time in Whitby yesterday. DS slept the whole day. But then slept all night. We were expecting to be up with him.

So how is everyone?

TheSlightestTeuch · 26/04/2008 22:02

Off too...active convos is yawntastic (yawn!)

Night!

Diege · 26/04/2008 21:58

Enjoy Teuch! Up to bed for me now - even Ben Affleck on Ch4 can't keep me awake!
Speak tomorrow, diege xxx

TheSlightestTeuch · 26/04/2008 21:21

evening all...is this another quiet saturday? At least there is no [groin] from me

I was sitting watching Britain's Got Talent, then the washing machine got loud so I ended up doing that annoying thing where instead of turning the volume up, I watched the first 10 minutes of something I couldn't hear...

Anyway...the doritos are out, and I am heading directly to active convos

tinkerbelldust · 26/04/2008 19:34

hi ladies had a great time with friend and her little ones
cant believe how warm it has been today!!
had to buy more summer trousers bum is definetly to big others 2 small!!
my chart is in temp chart thread what temp to i need to go over for ff to confirm ovulation

Diege · 26/04/2008 16:50

Ha ha, very good Moos . I think it must be 'tippage' then, as Teuch suggested. I had a friend who did that, and then 'inseminated' using a syringe the vet had given here for feeding her kittens!

Moosma · 26/04/2008 16:46

In all seriousness though, I agree with Teuch, trickage is never wise

Moosma · 26/04/2008 16:45

PMSL at 'spittage', you'd have to be a bloody contortionist for that to work!

This reminds me of DH's favourite joke:

Q. How you spot the porn star at the filling station?

A. Just before he's finished filling up, he whips the nozzle out and sprays it all over the roof.

Maybe that's what GJ's on about?

GeordieJogger · 26/04/2008 16:44

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TheSlightestTeuch · 26/04/2008 16:43

No GJ, don't do it!!! You mean out of the condom, don't you?

By all means encourage him not to use them, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

at thought of 'bum-baby'...

Diege · 26/04/2008 16:28

Which would be 'spittage'

Diege · 26/04/2008 16:28

drippage from the motorway to the 'A' road?? . Poor GJ, she probably just meant an innocent BJ

NatalieJane · 26/04/2008 16:24

Diege

It is a well known fact you can get pregnant up the bum, the offical term is 'drippage'

Diege · 26/04/2008 16:22

You mean up the marmite motorway? , or the , iyswim?

NatalieJane · 26/04/2008 16:18

LOL GJ, well it worked on Corrie, and Bad Girls......

NatalieJane · 26/04/2008 16:17

Oh deffo need more info GJ, you don't get away with saying thing's like that and then sodding off!! Oh no, not on this thread!

I am OK, didn't mean to make anyone worry Just got a bit hectic here, one of those times where everything seems to kick off at once, but then you get to the end of the day and you've done nothing IYKWIM?!!

Glad DD has had a break through Diege, hooray for the new addition!

Full explosion Moos, go on, y'know you want to!!

GeordieJogger · 26/04/2008 16:16

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