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Still TTC, PPP and waiting to CCC - one down, and more than enough optimism to go around!

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calsworld · 04/04/2008 20:03

Right, so I can't start this thread using anything like..."Here we go ladies!"

So, will have to come up with something completely different....

How about Congratulations Kay!

OP posts:
kayzisexpecting · 05/04/2008 13:36

Sorry about that. Is your DP ok? Being made redundent(sp) must be horrible as you know its nothing you've done wrong.

kayzisexpecting · 05/04/2008 13:36

Sorry about that. Is your DP ok? Being made redundent(sp) must be horrible as you know its nothing you've done wrong.

lardylumps · 05/04/2008 13:34

not to bad wish i wasn't at work though....

kayzisexpecting · 05/04/2008 13:27

I am ok thanks LL. But very very warm and I dont know if that is a pregnancy thing or just me.

How are you?

lardylumps · 05/04/2008 13:21

Hello Kay and how are you feeling?????

kayzisexpecting · 05/04/2008 13:08

I missed so much fun on here by having a break and spending time with dh. Never again!!

Nat, I am so sorry about AF but at least you know I suppose

I don't mind BJ's. Dh has got to have just had a bath or shower though.

I wish the weather would make its mind up and either rain or be sunny.

lardylumps · 05/04/2008 13:00

Right now what shall we talk about??????

lardylumps · 05/04/2008 12:56

Have a lovely weekend nat and remember it is always a tool in your box

Diege · 05/04/2008 12:55

See you Nat, and enjoy the party

NatalieJane · 05/04/2008 12:53

LOL You lot.

Well DH is home, time to party!

Have a lovely weekend, if I don't get back on, see you all on Monday xxx

Diege · 05/04/2008 12:38

PMSL!!! I must also stress that dh has to be scrupuiosly clean before he comes anywhere near me..think the memory of splashback comes from my murky student past . Once bitten, twice shy and all that

lardylumps · 05/04/2008 12:35

lol!!! I now have an image of a man running downstairs, soaking wet, willy in hand shouting "darling it is that time of year again" with a big smile on his face.....

NatalieJane · 05/04/2008 12:33

PMSL, serious laughed so loud DS2 nearly woke up!

I don't let him near me for anything unless he has bathed/showered that day, which he is very good on actually I must say! But for a BJ, he does literally have to have just stepped out of the shower and ran downstairs before any drop of wee dribbled out!

lardylumps · 05/04/2008 12:33

oh no NJ the deal only applies for one month. After that normal service resumes..

lardylumps · 05/04/2008 12:31

yuck splash back make him bath first....

MoosMa · 05/04/2008 12:30

Oh really you two! What's the matter with your husbands? Don't they wash??????? [vom]

NatalieJane · 05/04/2008 12:28

Pah, no, it might take me 6 months, a year even, no way can I handle 12+ BJ's, noooooooooooooo

Diege, please stuff your mouth with the walnut whip so you don't ever mention the taste again, ever!!!! That was gross, even by my standards!! LOL

lardylumps · 05/04/2008 12:23

not a nice thought..... but it would only be for one month wouldn't it!!

Diege · 05/04/2008 12:21

Oh I know all right...nothing quite like the aroma of splashback is there now, let alone the taste..

NatalieJane · 05/04/2008 12:19

See I know you know where I am coming from....!

Hairy nuts with droplets of splashback wee on them...... lovely LOL

Diege · 05/04/2008 12:16

Urghh, hairy nuts, bleurghhh

NatalieJane · 05/04/2008 12:08

LL even a baby isn't worth a monthly BJ!!

Diege see above, I don't do nuts in my mouth, bleurghhhhh!

lardylumps · 05/04/2008 12:07

I am a child of the early 70's as well and yes i remember the tools but not the gold chewing gum (it was banned in our house so never had it).

Diege · 05/04/2008 12:02

Ahh yes I do LL, there was a blue choice if I remember correctly? Do you remember the chocloate tools you could get? (saws and spanners etc)And the bag of gold chewing gum in a cowboy pouch? Or is it just children of the early 70s who remember such delights?
Lol Nat at you not being able to manage a whole nut . You need to split it up into sections (don't start at the base like LL, tis sacrilege)and use to dip in the fluffy stuff. Lush!!
Teuch, what a lovely way to spread the news for your friend

lardylumps · 05/04/2008 12:02

Thanks NJ the chocolate is lovely...

You must work you magic on DH. A Jan baby will give you all something to look forward to after the hype of christman has died down. Start saving now for christmas... maybe moving his quarterly treat to a monthly treat may help?!? It did for my dp.

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