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Wheels of the wagon have fallen off fallen off..

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BeMyLilBaby · 12/03/2008 17:17

here we are! ROll call Please!

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lardylumps · 25/03/2008 16:37

Well at least I know my cycle was 28 days last month and I am no CD1. I have told DP that he has got 4 days of rest now and then we are doinking every day for the next 20 days after that... he he he..

Diege · 25/03/2008 16:23

About the BFN

Diege · 25/03/2008 16:21

Hi LL! Good to hear your news, but bummer about the BFP . I think the recent BFNs just show how rare it is to get a BFP on the first few tries, even when everything is calculated with military-like precision! Good luck for this cycle . Oh and no BFPs to report yet - we're still waiting for the thread's first!

lardylumps · 25/03/2008 15:37

Hello ladies it seems like ages since i have been on here now. I havent got time to go through all your posts but can you give me a quick update of any thing i have missed (any BFP?)

I am on CD29 had a BFN on Sunday and AF has just arrived...... 5 mins ago....

DD had a lovely first birthday but then caught a really bad chest infection so has been poorly since.

Hope you all had a lovely weekend and ate lots of chocolate. I know I did....

NatalieJane · 25/03/2008 14:11

Wouldn't mind a neighbour like him.... as long as he cut his hair first!

NatalieJane · 25/03/2008 14:07

Hiya Cal! Well done on all the GOF'ing

OK jokes over, why is everything falling apart all of a sudden? Shower died, bought new one (£150) fence blew down properly last week, big hole (at least £100, thats just to patch up, could ideally do with replacing the lot all the way around about £600), car needs servicing (£250 ), bathroom is not finished, think it needs re-plastering (around £500, plus then more paint etc. and it needs a new floor so getting on for about £800 altogether) and now the boiler, which is only about 4 years old but not ever been right, is making a right bloody noise, still working as in we have heat and hot water, but when ever it comes on it sounds like someone drilling.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

OK, back to joking please......

Diege · 25/03/2008 14:05

Bloody hell Cals, you'll be giving that Nat a run for her money too! I'd have a swagger if I were YOU, let alone your dh
Yes, tis sad how the Scott has become a mere mortal now...and agree about that Kylie..dh has a 'thing' about her

calsworld · 25/03/2008 13:55

Hey all, just a v sneaky quick post - will try to get on later.

Lots of BD'ing over this way, I'm on CD13 and managed BD on CD8, 9, 10 and 12 so far. Not bad considering 10 was a sneaky one at the in laws with them in the next room!!! DH has very broad swagger!!

Catch you later for a proper catch up, hopefully..

NatalieJane · 25/03/2008 13:48

God he looks rough now Never liked that Kylie much.....

kayzisbroody · 25/03/2008 13:47

PMSL,

Oh dear.

Diege · 25/03/2008 13:46

Oh very good .
Ok, ahem, for my best (and only) joke...

[diege hopes you are all old enough for this to make sense...]

Where does Kylie buy her donnar kebabs from???

Jason's Donna-van

kayzisbroody · 25/03/2008 13:26

LOL,

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No Idea.

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?

Still No Idea

tinkerbell2 · 25/03/2008 13:26

lol poor kermit

NatalieJane · 25/03/2008 13:23

LOL

I have a joke, may have already told it though, I can only remember one joke at a time, and it normally lasts about 6 months...!! I am crap with jokes....

Whilst counting from 1 to 100, why did Miss Piggy get stuck at 69?

Because she had a frog in her throat

kayzisbroody · 25/03/2008 13:22

LOL, Tink.

I wouldn't ring dh he would just laugh.

I'd ring Diege who could ring Ciaran who would explain I was seeing things.

tinkerbell2 · 25/03/2008 13:19

here are some jokes to make everyone laugh even more

what do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

systematic

what do you call a man with a spade on his head?

doug

what do you call a man without a spade on his head?

douglas

how did captain hook die?

he had a wank on the wrong hand

what do you call a man with a car on his head?

jack

NatalieJane · 25/03/2008 13:19

If I was near a poltergeist, I think I'd call DH.... or adopt a Teuch pose!

In fact I'd adopt a Teuch, DH would say something like "but is it really a poltergeist, or is it wind...?" Everything with my DH is wind....

kayzisbroody · 25/03/2008 13:12

PMSL at that thread!!!

tinkerbell2 · 25/03/2008 13:11

lol thread is great
if i was near a poltergeist i would have to call the ghostbusters

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BeMyLilBaby · 25/03/2008 13:09

hello all you chatter boxes! wont be posting so much during the day now that i've got the laptop at home but just thought i'd pop on and say hi x

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NatalieJane · 25/03/2008 13:06

Here

NatalieJane · 25/03/2008 13:05

LMAO Tink, now have a mental picture of the ghost stood there with his fingers in his ears, his eyes tightly shut, rocking away gently on the spot incase Teuch moved towards him

LOLOLOLOL

(Has everyone seen the thread in active convo's, about the poster and her DH stuck in her parents spare room after having a bit of a session, not realising her dad is downstairs? am also PMSL at that, will find link, hang on )

kayzisbroody · 25/03/2008 13:04

LOL,

I'd probably do the same.

tinkerbell2 · 25/03/2008 12:58

you have made my day btlt still cant stop chuckling imaging you with fingers in every orifice rocking if it didnt scare the poltegeist away i am sure that it would have made him laugh lol
our thread should have been called comedy genuis at work

tinkerbell2 · 25/03/2008 12:55

you make me laugh btlt its the image of you rocking back and forth lol

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