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Wheels of the wagon have fallen off fallen off..

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BeMyLilBaby · 12/03/2008 17:17

here we are! ROll call Please!

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kayzisbroody · 13/03/2008 19:56

Hello.

I bet I'm all alone.

Just got in from work to find a soppy love letter and £20 so I could get myself a takeaway and some wine.

Love all the stories especially LL's

Hope everyone is well and have had good days.

XX

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 19:11

oh it is quiet in here tonight.... Hello is anybody there??????

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 18:01

nihgt playing..

Playingthewaitinggame · 13/03/2008 17:55

I really have to be off as well. No point in staying at work simply to surf on MN, might as well go home!

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 17:52

OMG bet that put pay to the moment .

Come on the rest of you, cough up... Share those funny stories.

pinkgirl30 · 13/03/2008 17:48

one time my partner was using is hand on himself and he fell off the bed lol

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 17:44

night NJ have a lovely evening.

Come on Pink you must have some of your own dont hold out on us......

NatalieJane · 13/03/2008 17:42

PMSL LL They get some funny ideas in their heads at times!

Right I suppose I should do the last push and get this room finished off before DH get's home, might be back, might not, so have a nice evening everyone just in case I'm not, G'night xxx

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 17:38

NJ my DP said something very similar last night. After our GOF he said "right girl get your legs up and keep that lot in as that was a boy.... "

pinkgirl30 · 13/03/2008 17:36

what funny stories

Playingthewaitinggame · 13/03/2008 17:34

PMSL at your stories. Dont really have any good ones to share, but I must admit I have had the same as BB, its happened on several occassions and its not fun at all it just burns!

NatalieJane · 13/03/2008 17:30

Ermmm...... my pleasure.....

LOL see you tomorrow

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BeMyLilBaby · 13/03/2008 17:29

nigh NJ and all!

thanks for the hot fanjo comment lol xx

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NatalieJane · 13/03/2008 17:26

PMSL LL, will have to tell DH that one!

Night BB xxx

NatalieJane · 13/03/2008 17:25

GJ have a lovely lovely lovely time sweetie, don't decide to stay out there (or pack anything "extra" into your suitcase!!)

PMSL, Diege, don't know what you're talking about, what's bum sex????

Also am sat here chuckling at BB's hot fanjo.... erm that didn't come out right, BB's poorly fanjo.... is that any better?! LOL

Lowering the tone? Where's Diege when you need her? How about after our GOF last night, DH declaring "That's it, my job is done, you're pregnant, my supersperm are doing their little job right now, did you bring the bin in earlier?" How romantic he isn't..... shame he has no idea that a GOF last night would be very very very unlikely to get me pregnant, obviously his supersperm have lot's to learn!

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BeMyLilBaby · 13/03/2008 17:22

lol it was indeed a stinger! right im off home now looking forward to reading your funny/dirty stories in the morning!! x

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lardylumps · 13/03/2008 17:20

careful BMLB, water and computers dont mix . I will never use that lube now that must of been awful for you...

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BeMyLilBaby · 13/03/2008 17:17

LL - You just made me splutter water everywhere lol

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MoosMa · 13/03/2008 17:17

Oh LL that's brilliant!

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 17:16

After DD was born there was obviously a period of absence of any sexual contact between me and my dp.

So the first time we doinked after this period of absence (god if he ever found out I had told you all this he would kill me) was (how shall we say) a three minute wonder.

Our bed is really noisy and we live mid terrace and there is no way the neighbours cannot hear our bed so DP made me jump on bed for 5 minutes after he came as didn't want the neighbours to know that it only last a few minutes.....

He He He

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BeMyLilBaby · 13/03/2008 17:08

should read "oh my fanjoooo"!!

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BeMyLilBaby · 13/03/2008 17:07

oh yes lets...i'l start....DP and i when on my bday hol, tried this "tingling " lube...but it actually burned!! which resulted in me jumpong into a bath practially crying saying on my fanjooooooo really loud!! and DP wetting himself xx

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lardylumps · 13/03/2008 17:04

Playing you want to lower the tone do you................ right let me think..........

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BeMyLilBaby · 13/03/2008 17:02

GJ have a fabbo hol if we dont "see" you before

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BeMyLilBaby · 13/03/2008 17:02

hello all you chatterboxes!

as i get closer to actually ttc im actually gettign scared too...ooo-er...

i spose its now or never tho cos theres always gonna be something that COULD go wrong xx

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