TTC Thread 15...........a thread full of babydust.

girls I just gotta share this..... (it's another joke to brighten us all up)

He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare. His forhead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her hers and there. He touched her neck and then felt her brest and drooling felt her thigh. The slip was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide.... he looked inside, all was dark and murkey. He rubbed his hands and streched his arms.... and then he stuffed the turkey!..

May I be the first to wish all ur dirty little minds a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

(in fact i'll post that for joking)

Hi girls just popping in while i do the packing for our weekend away. Yeah !!!!
ernest we bd every 2nd day from when af stops and still after the date that babycentre gives me iam also watching for EWCM and using a saliva ov test so i think i have covered most bases. I just use it as a guide really.
JB will wait till af shows but have the op on wednesday so have to know by tues morning at the latest dont think i am pg think my cycle maybe lengthing cause i stopped all the herbs i was taking. I would like it to be later so i can ov after getting over the op instead of only having a few days till i have to get back into bding after the op IYKWIM.
LIpstickmum...HI how are you feeling hope you are well hows your bump i think it would be too late for implantation bleeding wouldnt it doesnt that happen earlier????? now you have me thinking i did have something similar to this when i was pg with ds but i counted it as af but a strange one didnt find out i was pg till after 7 weeks. But i dont feel pg at all not tired boobs arnt sore not feeling sick no headaches just NOTHING. OH but i did get a BFN HELLO wake up girl why am i even considering that iam up the duff. Just dont want af to show up tomorrow while iam at dh's aunties house for the night. could deal with sunday that would be good.

Tania ~fingers crossed~ that you had a successful implantation bleed and not horrid AF :)

ccockenzie I don't normally have much CM in the pants thing (just a bit) but, (and I know this will amke me sound weird) come close so I can whisper in ur ear..... don't wnat every one thinkinn i'm a weirdo! I can feel it down there getting er 'looser' I think is a good term, and feels like every thing is thinning, I normally have it from around cd 9 ish.

Tania - ((hugs)) sorry about AF hon, she's a right mare! will you leave it a couple of more days before testin again or wait until AF shows up?

FS - Good luck at the drs hon. ur friends are a bit insensitive laughin at you I must agree with the others. - never mind hon, u just go and have twins or somehting, that'll surve em right for laughin u were't PG! :o

ooh oooh girls girls, guess whet? I got the big 'o' yay! my body works! so thats it, OV on CD 12 ish, the test line is really really dark, and the other one is quite faint, (at least now I know what to look for) :o oooh i'm so excited. don't take much does it!

got to go now.friday , helping dp's gran with her shoping.so will pop in laters to chat.good luk fastasleep with doc.hope he does a test and a bfp.hugs

ok fast asleep.ur friend is nice 'to take the mikey out of u@ heheh.huggies

good move fastasleep - put ur mind at ease.good luk.let us kno!!

ernest - dh not keen on another one?

Stop saying bad things about her she's around here tooooo... I didn't mean she was mean she's nice honest, I just moan so much I think all she can do is laugh now! (Was being completely pathetic)

I'm going to docs! Cos looks dramatic I've....had enough!

cd 14.spotted blood and xpecting to see a line tomorro on stik to detcet lh.so bus tonite and tomoro.dont kno if i also hav to do it sun??

fastasleep - i would do another test.would do my head in and am too impatient for that kind of mental torture.

ernest - no hard feelings promise.i need at times to be put bak into place cos sometimes i am crude but dont realise it and dont even know it.

fastasleep - that's so mean that your friends find it funny :(

Still can't find my BBT thermometer. Sure DD must have found it to play doctors with. Found the normal thermometer and used that this morning. Temp still quite high at moment. CD6 I think today, so all quiet here really.

She's very nice, and to be honest I find me funny too :o

hugs ernest and sniffles pathetically!

fastasleep, can't believe your pg friends think it's funny poor you. I'd be feeling sorry for myself too. I'n fact I am. Very tearful at mo. don't really understand. will go & slap self too.

Welcome bonnie and AtHome... :o good luck! I was either going to say on the Ovulating subject - knowledge is power or ignorance is bliss but I'm too tired to rememeber! No AF, 10 days late now... clearblue BFN, no pain this morning, just want to cry lots and lots spending the morning with pregnant friend and no one cares that I got 2 faint positives earlier in the month! They just think it's funny ... ok I'm having a mope, sorry girls... slaps self

thanks cockenzie. hope no hard feelings.
what cd you on?

had bad w/e w. boys (they were v. badly behaved) now dh is questioning carrying on ttc. this is doing my head in fro so many reasons guess will have to try & pin him down to big talk tonight

sory ernest- no,no offense.honest. didnt mean using heavy words.
well,did a test this am,and no line but blood spotting.so i guess just about to ov.probably tonite/tomorro.

btw jed - enjoy ur nite out.u deserve it and tak ur mind of things!

I hope I don't offend you cockenzie, or maybe everyone will think I'm being up-tight, but i feel v. unconfortable when you talk about your dp 'raping' you, or saying you can 'rape' him, when you just mean wild sex/bd'ing. would you mind just using a different word. The word rape is just too much for me, especially in this context.

btw girls - it it possible if u b/feed not to have any cm in pants?read something along those lines in fertility friend (cos i never see any).or am i abnormal??

tanya - sory about bad news.guess again some more waiting and trying and waiting.

sory to be SSOOOO rude bonnyj.welcome as well.
i bought yesterday the clearblue ov test.they r good indeed and not xpensive for 7 stiks.£18.or giv dh lots of garlic (aphrodisiac) and he'll rape u every day 4 times.i tried with dp but he got knackered.
please dont do like me where i chase dp everyday and he said it was a put off for sex (althou he is xpecting me to be like mother teresa)and get pregnant with a magic wand.its too frustrating cos u plan ur days but he doesnt follow and bang ur hopes.but hope to overdose on sex at the weekend cos he wont be tired then.

bonniej.big huggies for ya.u sound like me...oh at last i aint the only one now.u not scottish bonnie?

sory tanya.af is really a bitch.hope no painful thou? how do they work out ur ov date at babycentre.com? big hugs

fastasleep - reading ur post about ds eating habits.funny enough, its pretty much the same with kyla