Tactical seduction and POAS addicts

@FfayeN @MrsCristianoX see clean up here is the trusty "towel" so he goes nowhere 🙄🙈 if it comes to it I'll def use it but atm he's still in blissful ignorance of ovulation etc and I don't want to put any performance pressure into the mix. Gah why do we have to be the ones to do all the hard grit 🤦🏼‍♀️

@MrsCristianoX 😂 love that what one did you get? I told DH his wouldn't arrive until the 1st and he said oh yea better organise that 🤦🏼‍♀️ I made sure I at least got myself a chocolate one just incase nothing arrives which I'm guessing it won't because he's just rushed out the house to a work emergency and I got an earful earlier of how much work he has to do 🙄 oooh hopefully in the next couple of days 🤞🏼 come in lil eggy 🥚

@FfayeN @mummatara CD8 so we are getting close..no peak or high yet. Tonight won't be the night. I painted a feature wall today (working the rest of the week) it looks nice 😊

Hope everyone is ok💕 @TheBirdintheCave love hearing about your pregnancy 😊 @pangolin84 so excited for you 😘

@FfayeN I think with my DH I could do a cartwheel naked and he still wouldn't notice after DTD. Revelling in his glory 😂 I've read that for men orgasm is like a shot of diazepam and I can see that 😅

@FfayeN @mummatara he's just produced a fancy advent calendar for me..❤️ all is forgiven

@pangolin84 are you going to do a frer?

@MrsCristianoX 😂 oh bless the donkey I just don't think I could shove it in gracefully enough for him not to notice 🙈 eurgh sometimes mine is in a right mood it gives me the hump then he soon snaps out of it prob coz he doesn't want to deal with me having the hump at him 🤣

@FfayeN haha this would be mine asking every single time 🤦🏼‍♀️ oh don't get me started on the drinking 🙄 he had a beer last night there was zero need to drink beer 🙄 I haven't got to the point of saying anything yet but if I happens again or we struggle to get one to stick I might

DS hasn't napped today and my god don't I know it 😭 I'm chucking him in for an early bath and praying all the coughing doesn't wake him up once he's asleep or I'm in for a treat tonight 😭

@pangolin84 that looks like colour!

@FfayeN it's soooo annoying. He goes for medicals every year in work and the bloody nurse was as bad as him so now he thinks that's ok 'how many units in a bottle of wine' nurse is like 'oops must cut down' ffs like

He would need to get his act together pronto or I'm joining a Christmas night out mainly because I'm pissed off ( bought a racy top yesterday just in case) 😂 pure fed up now. Sperm health matters!!

@TheBirdintheCave literally my DH..not a clue..if he has come across it and he hasn't said it may be the reason for the mood. Either that or the fact I told him he was drinking too much😂

@MrsCristianoX Mine thought it was really interesting 😂

@mummatara actually speaking of him he's been well grumpy lately I hope he snaps out of it soon or December is a no go for us 🙄

@mummatara my DH is that much of a donkey he didn't see me putting it in after. To this day he doesn't know unless he's been hoking in my bedside drawer and thought what is this giant clear sperm like thing 🙈 j still don't think he'd guess tbh 😅

@FfayeN I shall opk and temp I haven't bought a fertilily yet I might leave that one for the time being I'm not sure DH would understand that one just yet as he's all very relaxed about it 🙈 hahahaha I'd love to know someone that could manage the laid back approach 😂 it def isn't me 🙊 I've got some cb opks left and some strips. Last time I did the cb in the morning and when it started flashing did a strip in the evening so I didn't waste an expensive one in the eve think ill do the same this time xx

@Indianna2006 Oh don't worry I've been keeping true to the name of the group 😂 I have three cheapies left which will take me to 5+4 on Friday. All looking good there so far :) I have a big line of them on my windowsill. Then I have a digi that I bought months ago which I'm saving for 6 weeks.

Symptoms wise I have sore boobs and some nausea (but its only a little and I wish it were worse 😂). I'm also more tired in the afternoons but that's about it.

@FfayeN im CD28 so hoping she's going to arrive soon so that it feels like a nice fresh start and hopefully I ovulate next cycle 🤞🏼

Thank you lovely people xxx
@FfayeN I’m so sorry you’ve had to go through that x

@LuckyMoonstone so sorry lovely that must be so hard for you ❤️

@pangolin84 I don't even have to zoom in to see that one. I've got everything crossed for you 🤞🏼 I really really hope this is a sticky one

I'm having my first wobbly day of wanting desperately to poas 🤦🏼‍♀️ prob doesn't help that I'm off with DS who has conjunctivitis yet again 🙄 so not being distracted with being in the office. I've been having a few little cramps so I'm really hoping AF won't be long now

@LuckyMoonstone @FfayeN Christmas is such a hard time of year. Lovley. But also hard for losses and grief. Of any kind tbh. Mixture bag of emotions.
I am certain your time will come. And hope by next Christmas you shall have either a baby here or one in your belly cooking away 🎄🥰

@pangolin84 deffo has some pink colour. No denying that line to me. Congrats hun. For now you are pregnant 🥰

@TheBirdintheCave how are you feeling? Any symptoms yet? An have you done your best to avoid keep testing or just pissed on everything available! 🤣

xx

@pangolin84 that is very much a line!!! Got everything crossed for you 🤞

@pangolin84

Definite line! Everything crossed for you