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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Tactical seduction and POAS addicts

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FfayeN · 21/10/2022 21:40

Hi ladies. I have started to feel a little overwhelmed with our usual thread and we are at different stages of our journeys now. Please feel free to leave this one if you don't feel the same but I feel so invested in your journeys and don't want to miss any news. Hoping this is ok, I don't think you can do DM as a group?
Hope you are all doing well and if there's anyone I've missed from the usual bunch feel free to add 😘😘😘

@MrsCristianoX @TheBirdintheCave @Indianna2006 @theblueflowers @bunnykins123 @LuckyMoonstone @mummatara

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TheBirdintheCave · 12/11/2022 10:23

Haha 😂 I should try that out with my husband and see what he thinks!

My temperature finally went up today at 5dpo 🤷🏻‍♀️ My chart now looks very very weird and makes zero sense to me.

@bunnykins123 Did yours go back up again?

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bunnykins123 · 12/11/2022 07:47

Mega LOLz @FfayeN progesterone makes you feel so bloated and windy pops initially but it does settle down after a few days. Saying that pregnancy hormones may make it worse! Here's hoping it settles down soon!

@mummatara it's ridiculous isn't it. I think I've calculated I've spent in the region of around 1k in sups and fertility aids over the past year. That makes me so mad! Omg lol at your lucky position! I think DH would have a heart attack if I suggested that position. Jeez it's been years since we've been adventurous in the bedroom department 😂

mummatara · 11/11/2022 21:55

@Indianna2006 @MrsCristianoX @FfayeN 😂😂 omg dying with laughter they are funny and so predictable arnt they 🙄😂 yea I wouldn't crack that one out unless I thought there would def be no 💨 coz that's just mortifying. It did happen to me once 😳 we both just pretended it never happened 🤣

MrsCristianoX · 11/11/2022 18:30

@Indianna2006 @FfayeN @mummatara 😂😂 yep we went there and no defo didn't do the leg thing! What is it with men and visuals too?? DH is a bit of a control freak in the sheets so to be blunt he disturbs my rhythm on top🙈 (please don't block me 😆)

Indianna2006 · 11/11/2022 18:21

@FfayeN stop 🤣🤣🤣💨💨

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FfayeN · 11/11/2022 18:17

@Indianna2006 @MrsCristianoX @mummatara to be fair that position hasn't been seen in my house for about 5 years 😂. If this one doesn't work out maybe it'll be time to bring that back into circulation 😆. However with the current wind situation for now it's staying in the past 😆

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Indianna2006 · 11/11/2022 16:49

@mummatara 😂😂

haha laughing so much at this. Deffo prob cos it’s an extra treat 😂 also men are SO visual and they get to see lots in that position 🙄😂

@MrsCristianoX 😂😂 haha I think it’s easier with your legs tucked up underneath there’s. Otherwise you need to be some sore of acrobatic woman 😂😂 maybe that’s where you went wrong.

LOLing. Always the way though. Minute it’s about making a baby they get stage fright. An take 45 mins 🙄
I’d just do some heavy moaning and say a few dirty things and that usually helped things along 😂🍆💦

MrsCristianoX · 11/11/2022 16:20

@mummatara I think you're good 😂

mummatara · 11/11/2022 16:18

@MrsCristianoX 🤣 yes don't get blocked. My description is probably too informative and will get blocked now but there's just no easy way to say it so I said it 😂🤷🏼‍♀️ sorry I have no further tricks up my sleeve

MrsCristianoX · 11/11/2022 16:13

@mummatara actually tried that once but either I'm the wrong shape or he's the wrong shape😂 was going to go further there but don't want blocked from mumsnet 😂

mummatara · 11/11/2022 16:09

@MrsCristianoX haha it's nothing fancy just you on the top but facing his feet works a treat everytime 😂 maybe it works a treat because he doesn't get treated to it all that often I mean who wants to do all the work 🤣🙄

MrsCristianoX · 11/11/2022 16:04

@mummatara I'm intrigued..😅

mummatara · 11/11/2022 16:02

@FfayeN I have a special position I save for those tricky occasions works everytime 😂

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FfayeN · 11/11/2022 15:45

@mummatara 😂😂😂 practice runs are always over in seconds, the real deal they struggle to get there, you couldn't write it x

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mummatara · 11/11/2022 15:38

@FfayeN arnt they 😂 it does make me laugh though I wouldn't be laughing if he left me high and dry 🙄 I'll let him "practice" again on Saturday 🤣

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FfayeN · 11/11/2022 15:30

@mummatara 😂😂😂 they are all cut from the same cloth!

I can't remember if anyone else here has had the progesterone, I forgot it this morning and as soon as I've placed it...OH MY GOODNESS, I have noticed it's making me so bloated and windy 😩. Really struggling with it. I know it's worth taking but it's really taking its toll xx

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MrsCristianoX · 11/11/2022 12:03

@mummatara 😂😂😂

mummatara · 11/11/2022 11:56

@MrsCristianoX 😂😂 pretty much lucky for me he did some prep beforehand or I would have had the serious hump he did apologise and tell me he was out of practice 😂😂 bless him

MrsCristianoX · 11/11/2022 11:42

@mummatara 😂 20 second explosion then and you thinking what just happened?😅

mummatara · 11/11/2022 11:14

We managed to dtd last night I think hubby was happy 😂 it had only been a couple of weeks.....men are hilarious. I had to order more vits this morning £145 🙄 it's that bloody ubiquinol. If I don't have a bun in the oven by end Dec im going to have to stop taking it it's just so expensive

bunnykins123 · 11/11/2022 08:31

@mummatara yasss to the faint test!! Great news!!

TheBirdintheCave · 11/11/2022 08:28

@lovenaps Yay! So pleased you saw a heartbeat :)

@mummatara I'm so glad it's finally faint! :D

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FfayeN · 11/11/2022 06:56

@mummatara yes that's definitely on its last legs!!! Wahoo! xxx

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mummatara · 10/11/2022 20:54

@MrsCristianoX haha I know the feeling 😂 it's funny I said to someone today it's like a turntable I take tests to see if they are negative then I take more tests to see if they are positive 😂

MrsCristianoX · 10/11/2022 20:44

@mummatara loving it!! I'll be praying for a line like that in 2 weeks mind

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