TTC Thread 14 ... Santa knows what we want for Christmas

girls......we need cheering up..here is a joke!

Woman goes into the doctors with a piece of lettuce sticking out of her vagina!.........

When she finally gets in to see the doctor............he says:

'you do know that you have a piece of lettuce hanging out of your vagina don't you?'

and the woman says.......Doctor!!!!....thats just the f-g tip of the iceburg!

Hi Tania, good to know when a plan comes together, 5am, there's dedication for you! Nearly bedtime here, dh has got some reading to do for a course tomorrow and I'm just hanging about really. The next few days are going to be a strain - caught in the whole am I, aren't I thing, aaaaargh!

Hi Tania,

hope there is some bfp's soon. we all need a boost!!

we...I'm off to jump on dh...think tonight is the night that ov is gonna happen....

Morning girls just quickly popping in to say hi.
Had the morning bd this morning at bloody 5am it better work cant beleive that dh could actually wake me. very quiet here lately hope its a sign that everyone is busy bding and we will have alot of BFP in the very near future.

hi ooops I didn't get the stabbing pains till I was about 8-10 dpo. But u never know...some women do know as soon as they have had egg meeting sperm apparently!

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not sure...but know that good metabolism helpes conception....(why i have problems...mine is slow) and any excercise speed that up!!

btw....I fell pg the month after I had been on an adventure hol..canoes...my first munroe....climbing...

right then girls, i've just done my 40 lenghts at the pool, and am now rewarding myself with a nice big slice of choc brownie cake. ... aparently excersice helps fertility.... any ideas on what excersice/ for how long?...

i'm going to wait until the weekend to test again.
the shortest cycle i've had was 40ish days. i'm still feeling a bit queasy. i'm sure my nipples have changed shape, and i have loads of saliva. i keep telling myself i'm imagining all this, i'm going to send myself crazy!!!!! thank god i have a busy week to keep my mind off it (yeah right!!!)

if i get a bfn at the weekend then i'll stop fooling myself and wait for AF.

well back to work tomorrow for me........if it's quiet i'll spend most of my day on here anyway!!

My OPK was feinter than ever tonight so I've had whatever surge I was going to get I think ....

I'm kinda waiting to test CD27 here - af due tom/weds at earliest and worst case senario if body still getting over mc 2nd Dec - was going to wait until after the 2nd.

I wish Jeddah!!

Sorry can't help. I'm in pre OV waiting time. Main trouble with a long cycle is that is seems FOREVER in between O. CD7 here and probably won't O until CD21 - am still bding anyway as read once that you can get pg at anytime in your cycle and I'm willing to try anything (Don't feel you have to tell me if that's complete bllks - the bd is a fun distraction anyway )

Who is waiting to test?

WE NEED A BFP!!!!!!

((((((hugs tooks))))))) so sorry hon.

vally girl, I had my second lot of results, they were all normal, but i'm being referred anywyas,

do u guys know what happens at a first Gyno visit? (i'm a bit scared she gonna be mean to me! anyways i'll keep my fingers crossed for you .

Is anyone testing soon we need a BFP.

Oh no! I've killed the thread!

Hi all - too much here to catch upon, must check in more often!

Tooks - so sorry your happy news has turned sad. Hugs to you.

Wish I could give you all some good news, but still in limbo here. CD 29, and supposedly 19dpo, although I think that must be wrong as I got a temp rise on CD10 but then EWCM on CD12. Which is the more accurate way to judge OV? Also, since I am missing a fallopian tube and I understand that the egg from the ovary that is missing the tube just floats over to the other tube (how clever is that?!), does that mean that it takes longer to be in a position to be fertilised? Would that account for the delay between temp rise and EWCM? Sorry to be so technical, but I am wondering. No pregnancy symptoms either, and 2 negative preg tests (one on Weds last week and one on Saturday morning). So I guess I wait another day and if no af then another test. Cross your fingers for me.

(((tooks))) glad you have a nice DH to give you some RL hugs and tlc

Hester, thank you, know that you know exactly how I feel. Went out and bought another test, still negative, but no more discharge really to speak of. Am just waiting now.

Don't think I will bother with the doctor, if I hadn't done the first early test I wouldn't have known any different would I? Except that I felt so pg, all the same symptoms as with my first baby.

Dh was lovely and insists we keep on trying as soon as we can! But for now, hugs will be enough

MunzieB - did you get the results of your blood tests yet? i went for mine this morning and was told it will be about 2 weeks before I get the results. am not sure if i even ovulated as my temperatures have been and and down since my initial temp hike.

Glad to help lass, now go and get some sleep so you're bright and breezy for dh! Have learnt something myself too, won't be using ky again that's for sure - so thanks too, lol x

Must go to the land of nod now especially if iam to do some early morning bd
Thanks again Twiga xx
Hope everyone has a great day will try to drop in in the morning but cant promise as have ds swimming leason then to the gyno and have cleaning to do b4 the party on Wed.
Nite nite
xxxx

Will ask my gyno tomorrow and also check out the chemist to see if they sell anything like those ones. Thanks Twiga your a star you'll get me back in the sack in no time LOL

Right, if you google looking under: pre-seed friendly lubricant you'll chuck up some .com companys too, whic might be better for shipping etc