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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The 2ww Symptom Spotting continues....

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Bucky2007 · 26/09/2007 15:13

Hey girls as we are about to get thrown out of our thread I have started a new one so we can continue manically looking for EWCM, sore (.)(.)s and orange feet whilst chanting 'in with love, out with BFNs'.

Come on over/in

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digitalgirl · 03/10/2007 17:28

i'm ok, felt a bit down earlier my family are driving me nuts. have vented on a thread on 'am i being unreasonable'...this is no place for such stories. however, feeling a bit more positive at the mo, have already got cramps but then I had cramps very early on last cycle and we all know how that ended.

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Bucky2007 · 03/10/2007 17:04

ooh and sorry about BFN Spookykitty . Its not over till TEW arrives though.

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Bucky2007 · 03/10/2007 17:03

dg what's the matter petal, why do you feel sad?

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Excitable · 03/10/2007 12:20

It's not normal behaviour, I'm sure it's not!!

I don't think I'll need the lipstick microscope as I think I'm pregnant every time I eat a packet of crisps, or look to my left or breathe. I really don't need any help in that department.

Really quite tired today...

madoldbird · 03/10/2007 12:02

Wow! Just had a go and I FOUND IT! Have had a few attempts before, but thought my fingers were too short. It really does feel like the end of my nose.

However, now, as well as obssesive boob prodding (for tenderness) nausea monitoring, etc. i also have to perform cervix checking on a regular basis, as i see from the link changes occur about 12 days PO if pg.

When am i going to find time to work!!!???

(and how many times a day can you pop a finger up there without it being abnormal behaviour?)

digitalgirl · 03/10/2007 11:39

ok - have now developed a fixation with checking my cp (cervix position). just checked in the loos (yes, I washed my hands with anti-bacterial wash) and couldn't bloody find it! was low and hard two days ago and now it's disappeared. either I'm pg or I'm ovulating again.

will bd tonight just in case.

where is everyone? I'm feeling very emotional...

digitalgirl · 03/10/2007 11:05

sorry for bfn sk

digitalgirl · 03/10/2007 11:04

Got heavy (.)(.)s today. And lower back pain. It's far too soon to be feeling any symptoms . I wish I was pregnant.

GryffinGirl · 03/10/2007 11:02

aw, really sorry to hear that SK

spookykitty · 03/10/2007 10:56

BFN for me today so my boobs are weird

Just waiting for AF now

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Bucky2007 · 02/10/2007 22:59

duh I mean monitor...the cheap CBD monitor link...

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Bucky2007 · 02/10/2007 22:58

The cheap CBD tests link are not actually cheap...sorry about that .

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spookykitty · 02/10/2007 22:37

Right in my previous life I used to be a microbiologist so pretty handy with a microscope but I've never heard that one beofre pmsl.

lol @ excitable getting all shocked at a 9lbs 3ozs babe coming out my cervix and it leaving home, yes thats what you get when you finally get the BFP after 9 months the little darlings got to come out, anyway can't be that bad I'm back for a third! (maybe brain left with cervix along with decent boobs oh and sanity jumped on the departing train too)

I'm away to look at Buckys links

digitalgirl · 02/10/2007 22:10

you girls crack me up!!

I'd heard about the fern'ing thing before but hadn't quite got round to googling it (beat me to it bucky). Who needs orange feet when you've got a handbag sized microscope?

am off to rummage around and look for the tip of my nose

dg x

penguinmum · 02/10/2007 22:06

evening all. was feelin a bit glum at just being cd3, but now am pmsl at cervical pursuit and microscopes that detect how many crisps you've been eating! Gotta put that on my crimbo list!!

no symptoms obviously, but can't stay away, sorry!

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Bucky2007 · 02/10/2007 21:56

If you win Cervical Pursuit you get a baby .

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GryffinGirl · 02/10/2007 21:53

that would be a "bag of salt and vinegar crisps" of course

GryffinGirl · 02/10/2007 21:52

Cervical Pursuit?! Bucky, you are far too funny to be confined to MN. Perhaps that should be the title of your stand up act at the Edinburgh Festival next year.....the new "Vagina Monologues" for the TTC classes . But what happens when you win - do you get a wedge of cheese?!

Arghh ignore me and my crudeness everyone

Picknmix - work is cr*p. I think it was fundementally cruel of my parents to bring me into this world without a trust fund, so I never need work. Only joking, I used to love my job, but it is sooooo ANNOYING

Claire - Fingers crossed it wasn't ovulation

deb, bucky and digital - those spit on a slide test kit gadgets are TOO MUCH! What happens if you spit on it after a bad of saly and vinegar crisps . bet those boffins didn't think of that

debinaustria · 02/10/2007 21:30

I think you should try it for us Bucky and when you conceive using the information you've gained from your lipstick microscope you can say "I told you so"

Deb

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Bucky2007 · 02/10/2007 20:38

LOL at the crips clairePO, now I am undecided again.

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Bucky2007 · 02/10/2007 20:36

I might be a bit of a MN social reject though talking about my ferns whilst everyone else is looking for faces. 99.9% accuracy is quite good though. And lipstick size can go in my make up bag and, and I am giving this a little too much thought really. Will take a five minute consideration period and then if I still want it I will get it.

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ClairePO · 02/10/2007 20:31

GG I hope it wasn't ovulation pain - DP is away and we assumed I was ovulating at the weekend so BD'd a lot. Not that I'm trying because doc said to wait a month still missing it this month would probably be for the best.

I have to say spitting on a slide and viewing it through a microscope seems easier than trying to find my cervix. Then again wouldn't you think you were ovulating everytime you ate a packet of crisps?

PicknMix · 02/10/2007 20:29

Definitely think you should Bucky - was thinking I might have to invest myself ....

and even better, it comes in an unmarked parcel so DH can't know I've spent out yet more money!!! (although, knowing him I reckon he'd have the white coat on and plastic goggles at the ready to do the testing for me! )

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Bucky2007 · 02/10/2007 20:25

oh. I am a bit late! Deb your page is cool. Shall I get one and test it out for us all?

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Bucky2007 · 02/10/2007 20:23

I found it I found it . Its called 'The Donna' and I tell you what America has a whole consortium of stuff for us to shop. Katendmom are you taking full advantage of the plethora of product you have at your disposal

The Donna

saliva ov tests

male fertility tests

oh what fun I am having. How sad I am.

buy your CBD monitors for cheap

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