June Bus - who's on board?

@lucyrp I use a bullet for after! and before and during if lucky! The whole may bus descended into swapping tips on the best toys to use for this lol and quite a few of the girls bought bullets! They're life changing lol.

@BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum armpit readings are the most inaccurate and when taking a normal fever reading you're supposed to add X degrees to it but I guess that doesn't work with BBT as it needs to be super accurate!

CD7 here and I'm bored of waiting for FW!

PS.. need to up my game too 🤯😳

Omg this thread is hilarious this morning 😂 I was thinking of coming off MN for a while as we can't try for a couple of cycles, I thought it would depress me seeing everyone's progress and BFP but I'm glad I didn't now 😂😂😂

What a joy reading these msgs this morning 😂 so glad I'm on this thread! @SmileyT I need to know if that's how many time you orgasm in a session, wow!
@lucyrp you are hilarious!
Cd6 for me and fw already cos of the short cycles. We both have the day off today but DH is working anyway, maniac. I'm having a lazy morning in bed so think I'll go shower and get back into bed and call him in for round 1! 😏

Argh that messed up it was meant to say at the end of this @lucyrp will be doing zoom lessons FFS

@Skip86 I think we all need to be taking tips from @lucyrp if that’s how many times they orgasm 😂😂 I mean you d only just discovered the joy of porn 🤣but the rest of us aren’t far ahead of you don’t worry, at the end of this @lucyrp

Maybe it’s the thermometer up the butt?? will be doing zoom lessons 🤣

@lucyrp We didn’t manage to DTD last night We have done it every day since CD8, last night was CD22 which according to app was day after ovulation day (long 35 day cycle) is really wanted to do it. It is literally the first time DP has met up with friends on Zoom though. He was up late, then I was up early with my 6yo so no luck this morning either

@Skip86 @SmileyT I was just thinking the exact same 😂😂😂 I think I'm doing something wrong 😅🤣

@lucyrp 😂😂😂 my OH walked back into the room when I was doing it once and was like what on earth are you doing?! Oh don't mind me hun haha. Yessss me too!!! I'm too nosey for the anonymous profiles! My fave is when people say they've changed their username to post something, I'm instantly like this is gonna be good 👀 x

@SmileyT DO YOU MEAN THAT IS HOW MANY TIMES YOU BOTH ORGASM?!! Holy shit, I need to lift my game.

Thermometer up the ass would make me feel like a cat!

@Sleeeeeepy I’m heavier too can’t help but eat during lockdown!

@SmileyT Jesus I think we're doing it wrong😳 I mean I go at least 3 times most of the time but in different ways if you know what I mean😏 but I just can't imagine doing it after, takes me ages to finish myself off 😂 not sure how I'd feel having a handful of sperm 🙈

If the first thing I did was stick a thermometer up my ass when I woke up, DP would run for the hills 😂😂

@Mococo1 @Cocoblue22 I'm feeling bloated and having random pains. I only came off the pill a week ago and remember why I like to be on it! Mind you I'm a bit heavier than usual due to lockdown munching I'm hoping AF will turn up soon...

I actually took my temp for the 1st time this morning in my vag because I've heard it's much more accurate (no low readings because of open mouth - during hayfever season I feel this is an issue) still taking orally to compare.

When it comes to sex I always go first, then me again and again then him and them. Me again at least once. If he gets up after he is done I just finish myself off. I bought a menstrual cup this month but couldn't really get the hang of it so il going to use it after sex to keep the swimmers indoors 🙈

Can't remember who said it but yes I get supper horny before ovulation not sure if it's hormones or just the fact we don't have sex for a week so I'm gagging for it 😂

Anyone else given up oral for fertile week?

@33Carr I’m glad it’s not just me haha

Also who’s gonna be queueing up for a thermometer up the butt as soon as they wake up 😳🤣

@Mococo1 it’s me who’s got pains/bloat I can’t remember feeling like this last time I came off the pill! X

@Mococo1 seems I've been making everyone laugh this morning! 😂 always a good thing I guess! Il have to try not to get myself in a mood today as we very nearly didn't manage it because I was so grumpy lol

I'm the same OH always makes me finish first no idea how I would even do it after him ?! 😂

@cocoblue22 it really could be I felt pregnant before getting a bfp for my mc last time even though my period wasn't late and I was on the pill!

Sorry not sure who mentioned this but I've felt super bloated not taking the pill either so defo agree there

One thing I found is the when I had an Orgasm whilst pregnant the feeling was distinctively different to normal so maybe get it on and see if yours are any different?

Morning everyone

@ltay2 I didn't know temperature should be taken underneath the tongue! My bbt readings are everywhere so I've just given up on them tbh

@lucyrp you have been making me laugh! Hopefully your inbetween session did the job!

AF has finished today and I'm planning on trCking ovulation from CD13 as I usually have a 30day cycle- And don't see the point in tracking from day 10. I can't tell how concentrated my urine is when peeing due to the vitamins so does anyone have any tips on what time to actually take my opks? And do I pee then not drink then hold for two hours and then take the test?!

DH always makes sure I finish first when DTD so I'm really not sure how It's gna work me trying again after lol

@Cocoblue22 @33Carr you're not wrong girls! You can take it from your vagina if you want to but under the tongue or up your bum are other options 😉😂

@KateColx yes I did have my legs in the air too😂 OH was already downstairs sorting breakfast and kept shouting at me and I was like sorry can't move yet too soon😂 I know right ?! Someone makes me laugh on here every day without fail!😂 I always find myself looking at everyone's user names and wondering what their actual names are or what they look like etc. Think that's part of the fun! X

@BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum Your BBT can be taken orally, vaginally or rectally you'll be pleased to know 😉😂

@lucyrp 😂😂😂 have you got your legs in the air too? Oh me too, my OH doesn't appreciate my new love of Mumsnet!! I was like what is not to love?! A mix of actual really helpful TTC teamed with pure comedy gold on other boards 🤷🏼‍♀️ x

@Cocoblue22 Haha I always thought it was vag temperature too haha!

Haha ladies I thought you took your vag temperatures for BBT! That’s why I never did it I thought well that’s a bit of a faff every morning! Now I have learnt it’s not where I thought x

@Ltay2 thank you I’ll try that tomorrow! My ear thermometer showed 37 which is more believable