June Bus - who's on board?

oh and I also feel a bit left out, boyfriend not keen on sex toys, how can I change his mind? Says we don't need them 🙄
Think Im about 4 days from ovulation, but not tracking properly. Just have as much sex as possible this weekend 😂 Also excited as Its a bank holiday here so got 3 full days of relaxing 😏

Yay @lucyrp! Good shout with the Ann summers, I might have a look too. I'm forever rehashing the same sets but he never seems to notice and asks if it's new lol! Don't u just love men 😆

@OnNaturesCourse I work with cows, so always compare humans to them, but a day/12 hours before they ovulate they are bloody horny! So can believe humans are too 😂
@Cocoblue22 I came off the pill in April and o my gosh the mood swings I got! Ended up having a breakdown as well. Back to normal so far this month 😄 (think it was you who wrote about the pill, hard to keep up with this chat)

@notyetamumbuttrying okays I shall stick on here with you guys!😛

@Juno231 I know I'm not holding out any hope I just keep telling myself he's waiting til he can afford a right dazzler😉

@Minster2012 I've been on the Ann summers website already this morning contemplating a few things 😂😂

This is making for great lunchtime reading! Just sneaked off in work with my shot glass to do an OPK. And I can vouch for the bullets, they're great. I use mine when I get home from work and OH is busy cycling 😂

Ha ha ha all the sex talk is great for FW, it’s making me hornier! I might send DH some sneaky undie shots later before he comes back from work though it kind of loses it’s shine when we have to wait for DS1 to go to bed 😂

This thread is absolutely brilliant this morning 😂

@kirsty0028 depends on your ICs - check how sensitive they are! Some require so much hcg in your system that you probably need to miss AF first to register a BFP. CB tests are also not very sensitive so if you're testing early I'd suggest getting some FRERs.

@lucyrp don't worry it took my OH 6 years to propose and we didn't get married until 8 years together. Which actually makes me me realise we've been together 11 years and not 12 lol as we got married in 2017?! Oops 😂

@kirsty0028 it sure could be!

Its our first month trying too so I've never experienced with TWW but from what I've read so far everyone analyses any little symptom they have- when I fell pregnant before I realise now I had so many symptoms from about 8spo onwards until I tested but put it down to PMS

I'm due to O (if my cycle is 30days) on the 1st and so I plan on testing from the 14th onwards. Gave DH all my pack of amazon cheapies but 2 so hoping that will make me wait to test and to surprise him if I am pregnant as he thinks I've given them all to him

Baby dust to all of you!

Ashamed to say I'm really lacking in the sex toy game- I have a really old bullet that I barely use, think I am due for a major upgrade! 😂🤣

@lucyrp nah keep to this bus. May bus is slowing now as so many of us jumped over here. It's so refreshing having all the sex chat. When I first joined MN it was during the tww so all the chat was symptom n testing based. I'm loving the FW chat, much more fun! 😁

Hey all! Lolling at these posts this morning 😂

I woke up in the middle of the night again dying with heartburn and nausea (I almost threw up!) and was up from 5 until 8 with it before I fell back to sleep. So strange for me Cos i never get heartburn and I love my sleep and ever have trouble sleeping. Starting to believe it may be a sign! It's so soon but just totally out of the ordinary for me. Can any one shed any light? This is also our first month ever trying so would be crazy if I was. I'm testing on June 1st so we'll see!

How many days before AF Is due do you all plan to test? I will be 4 days before. Not sure if that's too soon though but I have those little cheap strips from amazon aswell as proper clear blues! 😊

This is very interesting hearing about everyone's toys I must say 😂😂 what else does everyone else use ??

@Minster2012 I can imagine my OH doing something like thag 🙄😂

@watermelonwizard I think we are worse! And its worse because it's anonymous so you can say what you want with no judgement!😂the topic is very important! Omg I have the Moregasm + G spot vibrator treated myself to it a while back and it's definitely been worth the money! So much better than any others I have used! I may investigate the bullet to match! 😂🙈 I think most ovulation is a guessing game for most of us anyway!

Ha ha yes @Juno231 I bought a bullet from the may thread & last night Cos I thought I was gonna get a static smile this morning I was well up for up had lovely undies on sent DH upstairs to “warm himself up” & when I got upstairs he’d pulled the wrong plug out underneath tv which took our internet off upstairs & worked himself into an angry frenzy that meant he was TOTALLY not in the mood. I was seething inside, as we’d had a day off too so I really wanted it, I got the bullet & said “fine then I’ll just sort myself out” and that did the trick!! Honestly he’s worse than me 😤🙄

I MUST ovulate soon so I want a weekend of sex 😂

🤣 I’m loving this thread this morning!

My OH always said women were ‘worse than men’ for talking about sex, if I read these out he’d be cringing 😂😂😂😂 you gotta be open about these things! And we are all here because we want a baby so the topic is very important 🤣 ps recently treated myself to the moregasm+ bullet from ann summers .. highly recommend! Not that some of you need more tbh 🤣

My opk was negative (expected) I’m only CD7 but 24 days cycle but just off mirena coil so it’s a total mystery when ov will happen!!

Thanks for making me laugh girls

@Juno231 me and OH have been together 5 years and I'm getting impatient waiting on the 💍 😂 I feel like my OH is less bothered about it than I am although it doesn't take much to get him going he just has to look at me so that helps 😂 he's very well reserved tho because he knows if I'm down for it he can tease me and say he doesn't want it and he can actually refrain himself where as I can't 😂

@lucyrp ah I'm jealous of your BD with OH! Back in the we'd BD every day, multiple times a day but we've been together for 12 years this year and he's definitely less interested nowadays! I'm lucky to get it once a week as his libido is quite low whereas I could still happily go every other day probably.

@Mococo1 I'm so glad I joined this thread, it's actually kept me off social media as when I go on my phone I'm just checking here which is much less stressful and actually makes me laugh 90% of the time!😂I get upset when I refresh and no ones replied!😂 try it and let me know how it goes! 🙈

I'm CD13 currently and day 2 of flashing smiley on CB

BTW where is everyone on their cycles? X

@lucyrp I know, mines the same he just rolls his eyes like 🙄 but thanks for the bathroom quickie idea I never thought of using that during fertile week! Might have to squeeze in a cheeky session see how fast we can finish!

Also are there any other threads I should be on ?? I feel like I should be on the May bus but I'm already so committed to this thread don't want to introduce me and my problems all over again 😂

@TTCgee like I said I think I'm easily pleased! Me and OH do have quite a sexual relationship and we're quite loving every day so that helps ! Unless I'm in a huff😂 lockint yourself in the bathroom and being bent over the toilet is good for a quickie!😂😂😂

@Mococo1 omg I know my OH is fed up of me laughing at my pgone and I've read some of the comments out to him and he just rolls his eyes now 😂😂

Omg ladies you crack me up😂 I was just on the pgone to a work friend for 20 mins and there's so much to catch up on already 😂

@BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum I don't think my OH would even want to DTD if he knew I was sticking a thermometer up my ass! Which I'm not just to clarify I put it under my tongue😂

@Skip86 @SmileyT I mean I don't think I've had less than 2 orgasms with OH apart from in the beginning when it takes a while to get to know what the other likes but now... look out😳 we have different types of sex too, like after we watched fifty shades of grey the other night we had to change the sheets at like midnight it was that bad😳😂

@KateColx my OH has come upstairs before when I've been lay on the bed with my vibrator and he's like "why didn't you just ask" I'm like welll ... 🤷🏼‍♀️😂
Anonymous is good but not for us nosey girls😂 ik exactly the same!

@LittleRa oh no ! We managed it last night and quickly this morning before my 5yo found his way into the bedroom 🙈😂 OH is home from work today too so will probably sneak a quickie at some point whilst DS is watching his programmes later😂does that make me a bad mum ?! 😳🙈

@Minster2012 zoom lessons!😂😂😂 maybe I'm far too easily pleased!😂

@notyetamumbuttrying this has made my morning too😂 yes do it ! Why not !

@Ltay2 no please don't leave we're having far too much fun 😂 glad we're making you giggle instead of depressed! I might just be very easily pleased so I wouldn't worry 🙈

@Juno231 ooo I have bullets! I think I have 3 altogether not sure why 😂 does anyone like anything else to stimulate them ?!

This has had me laughing so much, DH keeps asking what's so funny every time I look at my phone. I am so glad I've joined this group

@SmileyT so many orgasms!?! I'm jealous lol

Hahaha Jesus! @SmileyT @lucyrp give us your tips 😂😂 I'd be DTD 2x a day if that was the kinda action I was getting 😂😂

I always usually finish after OH anyway so that's good to know it might help! He will laugh his head off if I say we need to do a quickie and pretend someone's coming. He'll probs love it though 😂😂😂

I've still got low readings on my OPKs but I did get a tiny bit of Egg white Cm today which literally got me so excited I was buzzing haha. So I'm gonna DTD every day through fertile week I think just in case!

can't remember who said about burping etc but since coming off the pill I alwaaaays do that in the TWW- sooo weird as I ever did before but get really burpy and feel a bit sick! Unfortunately for me it's never meant anything yet but hopefully it will for you! Xxx