June Bus - who's on board?

@Minster2012 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stop! I nearly spat my gin out reading that. I kinda wish the static hadn't arrived so abruptly, I'd planned to get a good amount of DTD done in the FW and now I'm already at peak 😂

@SmileyT oh yes I love a new underwear set!! Have any of you ever seen the Honey Birdette sets? They're so beaut but super expensive 😩

@lucyrp oh I do love a bit of fifty shades for some tips!! Aw sometimes things are just meant to happen differently, and everything happens for a reason 🥰 sorry to hear DS dad is a git, sounds like you've met your perfect match now though! X

@Minster2012 don’t worry I’m also on CD18 and day 8 of flashing smiley 😭 losing hope for this month, even though I got my peak at CD19 last month but with two flashing smileys before the peak. I really hope there’s still time this month 😩

Oh my god @KateColx another lady on a static smile that’s it I’m totally broken 😢😭💩🤦🏼‍♀️Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh at the end of may it’ll just be me left here with my bullet & my cock ring banging DH to death 😂

Ha ha ha
Anywhooooo for the newbies & others!
I’m 35 now, 36 in July. I’m a weird one as I have a DS (22 months nearly) carried by my best friend as a surrogate for DH & I as I’ve been on chemo/immunotherapy for stage 3/4 skin cancer for nearly 10 years, our embryo that was created when I was 31 but he was born when I was 33 so 💪🏻. Since then I’ve had a miscarriage with another one our embryos into me in March as I’ve stopped my chemo now so I have NO IDEA about my cycles as I’ve been on contraception our whole relationship basically so now TTC naturally before we go down the IVF route again once I have all my permissions in place saying I don’t have to shield anymore as can’t do it til then (& hell if a lot cheaper if it were to happen 🤞🏻)

However, if it was down to who practised the most, other than @lucyrp & @SmileyT (let’s face it they are ahead of us all 🥰) then we are up there 👌🏻

Still need work on that up suck tho, so that’s my weekends work 🤔

@lucyrp @KateColx I'm off to google some bedside table treats... think I might also buy some sexy underwear to get DP worked up over fertile week even when he gets in from a 12hr shift 😈

I have a tens like machine that I use, but I don't think it's really doing much.

@OnNaturesCourse that's what kegel balls are for! Kinda... I've just ordered some! I've been doing pelvic floor exercises the last week but I don't know if I'm doing them right or not !😂 j got told I better crack on with them otherwise I'll suffer incontinence after my second baby😂

Moving from the toys talk... Kinda 😂 have any of you ladies used anything to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles?

@KateColx I may have just made a very quick purchase before I could even think about it for some kegel balls, that's what I want to do with mine! Like on 50 shades when he gets her to put them in at a party 😂😂 I'm scared incase they leave me like a river tho as I get quite wet anyway and can only imagine these will increase it quite a lot 😂

I always had the same dream I'm sure most girls do meet someone, get married and then have kids but clearly that wasn't meant to be for me and DS father is a bit of a git and I was never with him he was just friendly to me whilst my mum and dad were splitting up so things happened that shouldn't have and this was all whilst I was studying my as levels and thinking about what I was going to do at uni which alas has not happened.... yet!
One of DS best friends, who's mum I was in antenatal with, she's not much older than me maybe a couple of years has popped out 2 babies since her first who's the same age as DS so yes he does ask about having a baby brother or sister and often asks if I have a baby in my tummy 🙈

@lucyrp haha I know it took me ages to catch up on all of the sex toy chat then 😂 I've got some of those from Love Honey, but they're not super heavy, like a beginners version. My fave is to put them in before we go out somewhere and tell OH whilst we're out 👀

Aw nothing wrong with that at all, I'd have loved to have w family when I was a bit younger but I didn't meet me OH until I was 22 and I was still at uni. Does your DS talk about having a little brother or sister?

Brb just off to check Ann Summers 💁🏼‍♀️

@KateColx I darent leave the chat for too long in fear of the amount of catching up I have to do 😂

I am 22 and 23 in august and I have a DS who has just turned 5 🤪

I really fancy getting some of the kegel balls! Anyone have any already ?! Isn't it funny how we've been talking today and I've just had an email from Ann summers saying there is 50% off selected sex toys 😂😂

Guys this chat 🤣🤣 I was only away for a couple of hours and it's gone to toys and fingers in bums.

Right @lucyrp you know how nosy I am, you can't leave us with the age hints haha 👀 I've just turned 30, wish I was younger 😅

Hahaha the bum chat has really made me laugh. I'm all for a cheeky finger, but my OH pretends he doesn't like it unless he's drunk 😜 I'm definitely more adventurous than him, but he goes along with it all 😂

Toy wise, I'm a fan of the bullet! Also really like the little rabbit cock rings and love eggs. All handy little ones to have in the bedside drawer haha.

@KRK05 I got a static CB today too! Gonna have to play catch up this weekend though, hasn't DTD at all this week due to work and me thinking we'd kick it off once I got the flashing smileys. Typical that it's gone straight to static 😂 lesson learnt! X

@SmileyT I'm not sure how you've missed that as I seem to find myself repeating myself all the time and hoping no one is getting fed up 😂😂 he was 5 in April 🥰 aw thank you means the world you're not chucking me out 😉😂

Ooo you are a rebel, I started testing the day before it told me too because imma rebel also 😉😂

I should be starting my TWW now and in a way I feel like I'll miss the crazy woman symptom spotting phase as we haven't DTD at all so I know I'm not pregnant, however I am also enjoying my boiling hot bath sooo 🤷🏼‍♀️

@Katao I hope we haven't scared you too much! We have definitely been very open today 😂😂 fingers crossed for you 🤞🏼

@OnNaturesCourse that is very true. I am on day 2 or 3 of flashing smiley I have lost count so I can account for the horniness 😂😂

@Ltay2 nothing is boring if you enjoy it!

You have all lost the run if yourselves today 😂 since I'm not ttc this month after all I'm just hanging around for the bfps but this has definitely being eye opening! 🥴
I got a positive opk Wednesday eve, static smilie yesterday morning on CB and ovulation pain yesterday evening so looks like the last time we dtd was 4 days and 6 days before O so even though we put a halt to ttc (just to save making something medical more complicated) I'm now thinking it could dtill be possible.

@lucyrp wait how did I miss you have one already, how old is he? When my big brother was 17 a girl turned up on our doorstep and said to my dad 'this is your grandson' we wouldn't change the now 18 yo for the world 🥰🥰 age is just a number who cares if you're 16 or 50 we are amazing women who can do what we want 💪

@Minster2012 haha this really amused me 😂 😂 you lot are keeping me entertained while DP is at work, I'm also having a G&T 🥂

Welcome @CxSmith I use opks and haven't noticed any CM around ovulation particularly so can't give any advice I'm afraid. Where are you in your cycle? And how long are they normally? Xx

Yay to the long weekend and Fertile weeks... CB is saying I should start testing tomorrow but I'm holding off a day #rebel

Most of us are in fertile weeks so that's why there is so much horniness in here 😂

@lucyrp All this talk has made me realise how seriously boring I am in comparison 🤣

@Minster2012 @SmileyT omg me and OH love a finger 😉😂 omg welcome to the sexhole! That's what I've been thinking all day poor new girls who have joined today it's been nothing but horny shit all day we sound like nymphomaniacs 😂

@Franklydear fingers crossed for you!

@CxSmith, 👋🏻 I also have a 10 year old boy, in a way I think it’ll be easier to combine both stages, and to dedicate more time to baby with an older child, but I am also fitting the narrative to the reality

@SmileyT I’m laughing so much about the finger in the bum! It’s similar here but the other way round my DH always says to me to wind me up “oh you never let me do you up the bum” (Cos of all my abdominal surgery it is STRICTLY OFF LIMITS) & I’m like “one of these days I’ll get a big dildo & you see how you like it!” But a cheeky finger each of us don’t mind it’s all on how the mood takes!!

@KRK05 I’m sorry I actually CANT NOT BE JEALOUS of your static smile at CD12 after I’m on day 6 of flashing smiles on CD19 I think I’m broken 😭😭😢wimper, cue feeling sorry for myself here

I have wine though

Welcome to the sexhole newbies 😂

@lucyrp I had my ds after 30, whenever it is te right time for you, I have friends that say they wouldn’t want to do the baby stage again at our age, but our family is just not complete.

Hi guys!
I'm new to mumsnet so looking forward to all your advice and support. I have been TTC for the last 3 months with no luck. My daughter is 10 years old and finally after completing my degree we are ready for baby number 2! Been using ovulation tests but they are always negative although I have been having small cramps and CM is very slimy and clear. Looking for advice please?