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oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

391 replies

upthestickornot · 30/08/2007 14:42

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

OP posts:
UCM · 30/08/2007 23:09

Actually I didn't like to point out that I am crap at namechanging, but are you one of us as well.

DES WHO THE FUCK IS IT?

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 23:05

Well, (and how fecking sad is this?), all the MNers who've used the expression 'PDQ' over the last few months have all come on this thread to deny it's them .... except for one.

TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 30/08/2007 22:47

Definitely not LL. She's far too young.

CatIsSleepy · 30/08/2007 22:41

hehehe bree
actually I think LL would rather like another baby
and I don't think she's 40

sweetkitty · 30/08/2007 22:41

Is this still going on?

PEE ON A STICK then tell us if you're a knocked up OAP FFS

BreeVanDerCampLGJ · 30/08/2007 22:40

Little Lapin ???

Gingerbear · 30/08/2007 22:23

senora - when is your birthday? I am also an old gimmer virgo, but my turn to be up the duff has been and gone (last Sept actually ), and I would never dream of leaving you all wondering like this!
Besides, have not had a willy anywhere near me for months.

southeastastra · 30/08/2007 21:41

at not and

southeastastra · 30/08/2007 21:41

i'm a gemini born in 1969 but it isn't me - i'm useless and name changing anyhow

Pruners · 30/08/2007 21:37

Message withdrawn

UCM · 30/08/2007 21:35

I am sure too. We are fab then obviously, and geminis and born in 1969.

Beetroot · 30/08/2007 21:34

I think it is a relatively new person - well within last 18 months or so.

TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 30/08/2007 21:21

UCM - I'm sure we were both 38 on the same day in June.

bozza · 30/08/2007 21:21

[snort] at the marina suggestion. It is just about as far from Marina's posting style as it is possible to go. And isn't Marina a tiny bit over 40?

MynamesMikeIswimlikeafish · 30/08/2007 21:13

An someone who doesn't use a mooncup.

That rules out moondog doesn't it?

MaryAnnSingleton · 30/08/2007 21:11

I'm a September birthday, but I'm waaaay over 40,sadly

MynamesMikeIswimlikeafish · 30/08/2007 21:11

A Virgo then.....

SenoraPostrophe · 30/08/2007 21:07

wow, somebody has the same birthday as me. does chuffed still post?

TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 30/08/2007 21:07

OP says "little bit of smoking"? Does Moondog smoke er, anything? I've no idea how old she is either. But she does say PDQ which isn't a common saying.

Bored now. Will attend to my hideous feet instead.

UCM · 30/08/2007 21:06

Oooooooooo Duchess, do we?? Happy Birthday then?

MynamesMikeIswimlikeafish · 30/08/2007 21:01

I'm a September birthday......just wish I was 39.

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 20:59

Hmmm, well I was 40 in July.

Just not this July

tissy · 30/08/2007 20:54

I'm 44 and it's not me!

(Thank goodness)

fillyjonk · 30/08/2007 20:51

and now I will have to log in TOMMORROW MORNING ffs

and wtf is this "test on the weekend" bllx?

oh ar$e its not a troll or suchlike is it?

BreeVanDerCampLGJ · 30/08/2007 20:46

Longstanding condition not lifethreatening as far as I know.

CF can't get into my Hotmail. atm.