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oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

391 replies

upthestickornot · 30/08/2007 14:42

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

OP posts:
eidsvold · 31/08/2007 11:15

bloody long way to give her a nudge - up - I have been up all day - bloody long one too - it is now 8.15pm here - 6.15pm wongster time. She is probably having some scrummy dinner whilst I wait for manky pizza delivery.

Surfermum · 31/08/2007 11:15

And we have the best meet-ups down here too, JV.

nailpolish · 31/08/2007 11:14

oh eidsvold is up
eidsvold, give szy a nudge

eidsvold · 31/08/2007 11:14

thanks nomdeplume

Just so you know

I am not 40 until next year and

I had dd3 5 months ago

and I am NOT pregnant again - 3 dds is enough for any woman.

nailpolish · 31/08/2007 11:13

i dont think suzy and her dh get up the capers much cos if home circumstances (MIL through the wall with upturned glass and ear) but ...

Surfermum · 31/08/2007 11:13

Poole is fab JV, there is so much to do for everyone, and of course our lovely beaches. My parents felt like they were on holiday for months when they first moved here.

I'm just deciding whether to go on the open top bus to Swanage, just to the beach or the local farm park with dd this afternoon.

TigerFeet · 31/08/2007 11:12

I have a feeling that Suzy has been on a couple of mooncup threads and said "eeewwwww" - could be wrong though!

Tutter · 31/08/2007 11:09

aitch

me a freak eh?

pot... kettle.. black....

turquoise · 31/08/2007 11:04

Erm....doesn't Suzy use a mooncup?

Slightly horrified that such knowledge lurks even in the deepest recesses of my memory!

Aitch · 31/08/2007 11:04

Tutter you are a complete FREAK. imagine searching to find out the only mner to use the expression 'up the stick'.

JeremyVile · 31/08/2007 11:00

(Hijack - Surfermum, I did a search on my town in the archives and you used to live here! Its bland no? and then I started a thread saying that I wanted to live in poole and someone mentioned that you live there. I am taking this as proof that the natural next move for me would indeed be Poole. Yay!)

JeremyVile · 31/08/2007 10:55

What time will she be dragging her attention seeking arse out of bed then?

What is it, an 11, 12 hour difference?

Surfermum · 31/08/2007 10:54

Threads like these really make me laugh. Everyone furiously searching the archives for someone who posts certain words to see if they can work out who it is.

NadineBaggott · 31/08/2007 10:41

"suzywong on Talk

suzywong describes her favourite talk thread as anything that gives ME attention, well let's be perfectly up front and honest here."

giraffeski · 31/08/2007 10:37

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sandcastles · 31/08/2007 10:33

Oi, I'm not 40 for many moons yet!

NadineBaggott · 31/08/2007 10:28

has suzy used the well-known 'come back and post as yourself to throw em off the trail' trick?

I was going to suggest suzy at about 15.00 yesterday but I thought I'd let you all have fun guessing .....

giraffeski · 31/08/2007 10:28

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Tutter · 31/08/2007 10:25

epic thread - too long for me to trawl

but has anyone else commnted on the use of the phrase "up the stick"

unusual, i thought

only MNer to ever have used it before is aitch, i believe

but think she's younger than 39

doesn't feel like her though tbh

CatIsSleepy · 31/08/2007 10:15

oh my lord wrong thread how did I do that?

CatIsSleepy · 31/08/2007 10:15

talking of sobbing into your cereal how about this one awwwwwww
(don't remember the long dull bit at the beginning though)

harpsichordcarrier · 31/08/2007 10:13

I am strangly flattered, though, that complete strangers know I drink bombay sapphire and use a mooncup

harpsichordcarrier · 31/08/2007 10:12

I can't believe anyone thought it was me
as if I would say winkie or FRONT BOTTOM
and I will be thirty freaking eight in three weeks.
as it happens