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Original poster

oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

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upthestickornot · 30/08/2007 14:42

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

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doggiesayswoof · 30/08/2007 16:22

lol at stays

NomDePlumeIsIrrationallyAngry · 30/08/2007 16:22

Flame, you DON'T need to know who the other one was. That is exactly what they wanted you to do. Hang on their every post with bated breath.

[harrumph]

suzywong · 30/08/2007 16:21

about a quarter of us have had a mc at some point, if statistics are correct, and while it hurts and hurts at the time one odes still sppreciate a bit of lightheartendness now and then

why not try undoing one or two of your stays now and again?

doggiesayswoof · 30/08/2007 16:21

I mean, if I was feeling delicate about the ttc thing, the use of the words "up the stick" in the title would warn me not to click on it...fgs...

FlameBatfink · 30/08/2007 16:20

That is like saying that people aren't allowed to be upset about an accidental pregnancy because others have lost wanted babies!

Yes, my heart breaks for all those who are trying forever, or who have lost babies - I am very much of the belief that all loss/trying length of time should be spread evenly around (nice n easy to do then )... BUT other lives continue, and this is a thread about a conception - where else should it be!??

BUT - if you don't tell us who you are old gimmer I will have this face for many weeks... in the same way that I need to know who ISAW was

doggiesayswoof · 30/08/2007 16:19

agree www
Load of old nonsense re being offended by this thread.

FioFio · 30/08/2007 16:17

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WideWebWitch · 30/08/2007 16:13

Oh fgs if you're ttc or grieving and you can't bear people talking about being pregnant don't visit parenting forums IF THEY WILL UPSET YOU.

Is there NOTHING people don't get offended about here?

suzywong · 30/08/2007 16:12

kids broke the puter

been doing lots of jigsaws and talking to my husband'

how's your loony neighbour?

expatinscotland · 30/08/2007 16:10

Fio's an old gimmer in a younger person's body.

Aw, baby hamsters are soooo cute.

FioFio · 30/08/2007 16:09

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expatinscotland · 30/08/2007 16:08

Yeah, where's mozhe? She was funny.

FioFio · 30/08/2007 16:07

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pixie04 · 30/08/2007 16:05

I agree with bobbydazzler. I don't think that theres anything wrong with a bit of light hearted entertainment of guess who but there are people who have been ttc for a long time and have had miscarriages ect so maybe a bit inappropriate.

Basically if you wanna tell us who you are tell us otherwise why bother posting a thread like this..... We've already got a great guess who thread with inshockandawe which by the way did we ever find out who she was?

suzywong · 30/08/2007 16:05

make it the 8th then it can be same day as my ds2 and you know It's All About Me

have you missed me, btw?

FioFio · 30/08/2007 16:03

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NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch · 30/08/2007 16:03

[virtual moths fly from virtual wallet]

doggiesayswoof · 30/08/2007 16:02

Disagree bobbydazzler.
I am ttc and not offended in the slightest

In fact the only thing pissing me off is

NOT Knowing Who It Is

suzywong · 30/08/2007 16:02

have you had that blinking baby yet or what fio?

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 16:01

I bet you a virtual fifty quid that she does!

FioFio · 30/08/2007 16:01

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suzywong · 30/08/2007 16:01

oh, yes, she says she'll get a coiil put in ... but you can have them taken out again cant' you

look I hate to hijack, again, but did mohzhe ever come back after her waterskiing holiday>

NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch · 30/08/2007 15:59

The OP will NEVER come back and tell us who they are and whether or not they are pg.

oliveoil · 30/08/2007 15:58

oh you can offend people without even trying on here

wouldn't cross my mind tbh re others ttc

WideWebWitch · 30/08/2007 15:58

Oh come off it, ttc people can't possibly get offended at these threads and quite frankly, if they do, they need to get a grip. It's a parenting forum, there will always be plenty of pregnant women here.