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Original poster

oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

391 replies

upthestickornot · 30/08/2007 14:42

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

OP posts:
Peachy · 30/08/2007 19:26

See, if UCM hadn't posted I was going to out her by posting along the lines of 'criminal justivce system today is too lenient and all immigrants should be given passports forthwith' LOL

I do think anyone who is offended by this needs to lighten up- I posted about being ill (hyperemesis) a while back and got told I was lucky to be pg...well yes, but still.... aren't we all entitled to a bit of a whinge?

No idea who this is though

fishie · 30/08/2007 19:26

"on the weekend" = welsh

fishie · 30/08/2007 19:25

def moondog

WideWebWitch · 30/08/2007 19:21

Well, a search reveals:

Harpsi
Bundle
Moondog
giraffeski

WideWebWitch · 30/08/2007 19:17

Hmm, Moondog's a possible.

Whizzz · 30/08/2007 19:15

Grrrr. Do we still not know ????

Califrau · 30/08/2007 19:06

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Gingerbear · 30/08/2007 18:48

'half a case of good wine and bombay sapphire'
clues??

RubySlippers · 30/08/2007 18:41

still no reveal then?

Gingerbear · 30/08/2007 18:40

moondog

NomDePlumeIsIrrationallyAngry · 30/08/2007 18:38

Naily, I was trying to find the bonnet catch in my new car and failing miserably. Found it now though.

WideWebWitch · 30/08/2007 18:38

Oh fgs, tell us
please

nailpolish · 30/08/2007 17:09

pruni is quite far off 40

nailpolish · 30/08/2007 17:08

MrsA congratulations!

sorry bit late, went out in the sun and fell asleep

NDP
been itching to ask - why cant you find the catch?

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 16:46

Ah! Thanks expat.

expatinscotland · 30/08/2007 16:44

Des, it's not Pruners. She is an IVFer.

Quootiepie · 30/08/2007 16:35

I don't know alot of "old gimmers" but I am dying with noseyness.

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 16:34

Right, I'm going to stick my neck out and say ..... PRUNERS ???

Quootiepie · 30/08/2007 16:29

in an email on the 19th Aug mhamai said she was 40 in about 2 weeks - can't be her then unless the OP has tried to divert us a little?

UCM · 30/08/2007 16:28

And DH would be mighty pissed off as he has had the snip.

WaynettaSlob · 30/08/2007 16:27

UCM, is that you???

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 16:26

Bollocks! Back to the drawing board

UCM · 30/08/2007 16:25

Sheesh - I would never say front bottom, it's a fadge ffs, it ain't me. Or winkie for that matter, it's a cock!!

I haven't read whole thread yet, so sorry if you have outed yourself already.

WaynettaSlob · 30/08/2007 16:25

My money is on NotAnOtter or Mhamai......(only cos I searched the "Who are you" thread and they were the only two names I recognised, who said they were 39 )

pixie04 · 30/08/2007 16:25

Wickedwaterwitch I think everyones entitled to there opinions just like your entitled to yours, and if someone's going to post a thread they should be prepared to get peoples opinons.