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New thread for the crazy gang part 2!

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Ellsbells112 · 13/01/2020 17:34

Well since we are at the tail end!!

@Beau2020x @quiffy @Symptomspotter86 @BFP2020 @ange211

@Mumofboys17 no I think its from the pain, they aren't normally this bad and it's just making me nauseous 🤢 maybe it's from flying through different time zones ✈️🤷‍♀️

I know right it's so weird I'll even try to help it along but nothing works haha just can't finish! Xx

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Beau2020x · 23/01/2020 22:14

@Quiffy hahahahaha CAUGHT RED HANDED! 😂 nahhh totally with that. I'm 1000% looking for something au natural. Have tried the pull out method before (when I was 17 and super fertile) and that seemed to work for a year so if I can't get pregnant while trying I'm sure that I can avoid being pregnant when not trying right?

@Ellsbells112 awww bless him that is cute!!

Took my bra off before and it's like a dropped my boobs on the floor - they felt so heavy and a bit sore! Cramping still there but not as bad. Gah what are you doing to me bodyyyy! I can't be pregnant we hardly had sex. Probs all that poking of my cervix I've been doing (which I am going to stop doing from now on)

Ellsbells112 · 23/01/2020 21:08

@Beau2020x @quiffy I love mamoa!! My son got angry at me and told me I'm a traitor when I looked at Jason on a billboard and muttered he was gorgeous hahaha he said, "mum don't be mean to dad!! You should only like him!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

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Quiffy · 23/01/2020 20:42

@Beau2020x I got that one today too. Rage. And Jason Mamoa is v pretty too

Ive told DH I’m not going on any chemical contraception or any implants etc again. He can either glove it or shove it. Or maybe a diaphragm, not used one before though.

Oh and DH came home tonight why I was in bed watching Tom Hardy again 😹😹

Beau2020x · 23/01/2020 19:53

@Mrslane2019 I'm the opposite to you. Pill last time pregnant 3rd cycle. Implant this time no joy 5 cycles in.

@Ellsbells112 he's pretty nice to be fair. I'm quite partial to Jason Mamoa. I like a bit of rough muscly tattoo looking

Ellsbells112 · 23/01/2020 19:08

@Beau2020x tell me about it my body wanted me pregnant in the worst situations what a shit show!! I had a copper coil not even any hormones either so I'm well truly like what the fuck?!??? 😔😔😔😔
I think everyday it runs through my head the fact that I know I'm defo ovulating and bang on cd15 every month so whhyyy wouldn't it work 😳 I have to shut my brain off honestly

@Quiffy Tom. Hardy is beaaaauuuutty

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Mrslane2019 · 23/01/2020 18:30

@Quiffy oh tom hardy yes please 😋

@Beau2020x i’m same i had the implant before my little boy with no trouble but this mini pill has absolutely muck my body never again

Beau2020x · 23/01/2020 18:15

Suggested for me?! STFU Facebook 😂😂😂

New thread for the crazy gang part 2!
Beau2020x · 23/01/2020 18:13

Swear to god. Birth control is an absolute no go for me after (if) I have a baby. It deffo cannot be good for us! Never ever ever ever again!

Beau2020x · 23/01/2020 18:06

@Ellsbells112 I hear ya! I'm so crampy today as well 😭

It's the worst. Like even worse when you've been pregnant before because IT USED TO WORK WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME BODY?!?!

Quiffy · 23/01/2020 18:05

@mrslane2019 I do think TTC is a real eye opener for the men haha - mine has started to tell adverts to feck off too. It's nice to know they're suffering too.

@Katie1109 urgh the likelihood of being on the pill as well. Fertile bitch (oops I'm sure she's lovely)

@Beau2020x noooo! way too early. Could easily be a false bfn

@ellsbells112 it really is the worst. Saw someone post a bfp after trying for a couple of weeks earlier. Ive not been trying that long compared to others but maaaaaaaaannnn

I put Love After Lockdown on for some mindless reality tv, but noooooo some chick has been out of jail about 2 days and thinks she's pregnant. Is no show safe? I'm off to watch Venom, perhaps Tom Hardy can get my pregger through his movie :D

Ellsbells112 · 23/01/2020 17:44

@Beau2020x oh stop it we all do it!!! But it is a little early so to avoid shitty feelings I'm telling you no lol

Ttc sucks balls honestly, I was sitting last night thinking, I'll probably cry again next month if I don't get a bfp 🙁 literally

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Beau2020x · 23/01/2020 17:12

Writing it down made me realise how ridiculous that sounded. Absolutely not testing

Beau2020x · 23/01/2020 17:05

Would it be totally ridiculous to test tomorrow morning 8DPO...?? I said I'd wait until Sunday. This is what being lonely and working away from home does to you...

hampshirerose34 · 23/01/2020 15:27

@Quiffy yes I will try and hold a little longer to check ! X

Katie1109 · 23/01/2020 15:06

Oh I will second that! People seem to look at a penis and get pregnant around me. Girl at work recently announced her 3rd pregnancy...and said she was even on the pill!? yeah right...

Mrslane2019 · 23/01/2020 14:12

glad not just me 😐i found myself watch coronation street last night and maria was getting her scan i just look at OH he said why don’t you just piss off maria there you go i said for you 😂 i’m just glad he a bit supportive with it
i think the whole crying episode last week really put in perspective for him

Quiffy · 23/01/2020 14:05

@mrslane2019 Totally agree with you on everyone being pregnant at the top of a hat. As much as it's lovely to see people I know with their bump pics on Facebook, between it and sponsored adds for pregnancy I want to tear my eyeballs out. Plus, every tv show or movie I watch at the moment seems to have babies everywhere, or it's the adverts before. Cant even watch a good old serial killer slasher without someone looking at some sperm and being pregnant instantly.

Mrslane2019 · 23/01/2020 13:44

I did look into it I think we get the no money January out the way then start looking again
My OH had test back about 8 years so don't know if he need test to
but I blaming that nasty cerelle mini pill you spend your life trying not to get pregnant but just don't think about things like that

I found myself feel pretty stupid last week as my OH best friend announced there were expecting and I absolute cried my eye out don't get me wrong I was happy for them but everywhere and everyone seem to be getting pregnant at drop of hat

sorry for the like rant

Morganmom · 23/01/2020 13:41

@Ange211 you make me laugh! Thank you so much! I know I wouldn’t be able to hold my bladder after 2 L of water ! So it’s def got to be nml!

Beau2020x · 23/01/2020 13:32

Hey @Mrslane2019 sorry you are feeling like this. I had a month off last month because I felt exactly the same! I'm addicted/obsessed with the whole TTC thing and I don't think I will/can change that any time soon.

Have you thought about having your own tests done? Just for peace of mind? I think you can get some female fertility test online for like £80.

Mrslane2019 · 23/01/2020 13:25

Hey guys hows everyone getting on haven't been on for while because the ttc process started taking over my life and making me feel complete shit I made appointment at my doctors 2 week ago which was absolutely a waste of time and she just said to me it will take time and because I already had a health pregnancy before It will happen she didn't even look at me or take any bloods so keep plodding a long and keep smiling so we on cycle 10 ttc #2 7 dpo finger cross im going to try agnus canthus to see if that make any different

Quiffy · 23/01/2020 13:10

@hampshirerose34 with not having that before, the cramps sounds very promising. Fingers crossed. Will you wait until the weekend to test?

hampshirerose34 · 23/01/2020 12:50

Hi all,

I despair! So since ovulation every single day I have had cramps on the right side then the middle. I have never had this before and am due to test on Saturday as that's around when my AF is due but who knows !! Confused

Quiffy · 23/01/2020 10:32

@katie1109 I dont think I've changed anything with heat as I'm usually chilly so sleep with hot water bottle and pjs. Not changed that this month. The only difference was a crap stomach on the run up to ov day, so maybe had a slighty raised temp from that. But even then, my post ov temps are usually higher rather than these weird consecutive days at same temp.

I don't have a punch bag, but i might scedule in a rageful power walk later ha

Katie1109 · 23/01/2020 10:19

@Quiffy sorry you're having a shit time x I cant help with BBT because I do not temp. Just one thing, do things like outside temperature influence it? I was just thinking maybe you're a bit warmer all the time because weather has been cold and you're likely to have heating on? Sorry its a pure guess, I really have no idea how it works x Be kind to yourself, get angry if you need it - have a go at a punch bag, it really helps I've got one in my garage :)

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