New thread for the crazy gang part 2!

@Mumofboys17 reddit be cray cray. I follow a couple of accounts on Twitter that screenshot and post. There was a guy this morning on aita asking if it was unreasonable that he got rid of her hobby bees as they might kill his unborn baby 🤪🤪 hehe at squidgey and quidditch, I do like snitching

@Ange211 great job on the weight loss!

@mrslane2019 good luck! Hopefully not too many questions.

Had a big temp rise today at 8dpo. This is when I find out I ovulated really late and I’ve not dtd since last weekend 👎😹 o well.

afternoon guys
so woke up feel the same headache and nausea after having a vivid dream i had 6 babies 🙈went and done a test and is white than white 9 dpo
so off to my baby shower with my

big 🖕ready 😂

@Ange211 welcome back!! Hope you're doing OK! ❤️

I'm totally lost too 😂 I'm just finishing AF but I think most of the other ladies here are in their TWW (I may be wrong!!)

@Symptomspotter86 OMG that sounds bloody awful. I know nothing about this stuff but could citizens advice or family help you if you get really stuck? 🙁 Adulting is seriously shit sometimes. Not the same by any comparison, but we're major skint after Xmas/DS being hospital etc and I got a letter the other day reminding me my car's MOT expires next week 😳 could have sworn it was February!! We've now had to panic order new brake pads and discs, my car also needed some new filters of some sort otherwise it wouldn't pass the MOT... bloody love spending money I don't have on shit I can't even see!!! 😩

@Quiffy sorry, but wtf are you watching on reddit!! 😂😂😂😂 Jesus Christ hahaha, think I can do without that kind of magic!! I'm desperate for a baby but even I'm not quite that mad 😬

@Ellsbells112 I agree with Quiffy - their loss!! So rude leaving you hanging like that! X

(Btw, really random, when I went to type Quiffy's name my phone autocorrected it first to Squidgy then to Quidditch 😂😂😂 really made me laugh!!) X

Hi gang, I'm sorry I haven't contributed much recently. I've been wallowing a bit. On the plus side I've not pee'd the bed again 😂 I've lost 3kg and I think I'm ready to start TTC again albeit casually. I've ditched ovia and the opks. Kids are staying over at Grandparents this weekend so will have some good sex & just enjoy it. If it happens it happens.....untill I'm in the tww lol.
How everyone else getting on? Who's where in cycle? I'm totally lost X

@bnttowers right to take some time out ❤️ We’ve both been taking the maca root too. Every little helps!

@Symptomspotter86 that is brutal hope you’re okay. Adulting sucks :(

@Beau2020x @Ellsbells112 I’m up for a cult too! Unless it’s that weird magic that was on reddit earlier where the bloke faps into his hand while focusing on a wish and then he eats his own delivery. BOAK. I’m sorry I have to keep telling others as I had to read it. DH had his hand over his years singing at full belt to ignore me.

@ellsbells112 yikes that’s so rude not getting back to you! I hate dealing with hairdressers, you don’t want to hound them but it’s really bad not to reply to someone after two days. Ps have fun tonight 😉😘

Love Island was ruthless tonight. Definitely heating up tonight.

@bntTowers it is so hard to see new borns with close friends and family. My best friend got accidentally pregnant and is due in 2 months. My sister also has a newborn and will be spending weekend with her. I am happy for them obviously but still doesn't make it easy! Especially when they complain all the time.

I've heard the supplements like that can change your ovulation days.

Hi girls, how are we all?
Sorry I've been a bit MIA this week. It hit my hard last week seeing my friends new born baby and I needed a bit of time out. This cycle both DH and myself have been taking maca powder and I've had evening primrose oil too. I was due to ovulate on the 28th, but today I've had a lot of CM, which has been creamy and sticky (tmi, sorry) and when I've put that info into my Flo app it's moved my ovulation date to tomorrow, so maybe taking the maca and evening primrose oil is helping? I did think I was ovulating late in previous cycles. I'm on CD 13 at the moment. Better get on with DTD I think...

So full blown AF 4 days early but not a heavy one which is good for me 2nd 1 in a row OH was disappointed but was like we will keep trying until we get a result. Bless him he went and got me some cheese and crackers from Tesco as I needed it and an ice coffee to cheer me up. Off to watch love island hope you are all ok.

@Symptomspotter86 keeping everything crossed!! House buying is THE most stressful time ever

@Ellsbells112 hahahahaha that's amazing! Weird though because my mum and grandma have tight ringlet hair and they always come away from the hair dresser with 'flat' looking curls. It's weird. My mum says she's the only one who can make her Afro right (she's right) 😂 maybe it's the products they use? My mums HAS to use silicone free stuff - diva curl I think it's called?

@Beau2020x it may still go ahead but very small chance. Gahhh so frustrating and stressful. Just trying to stay positive.

@ellsbells112 I have curly hair too and totally know what you mean. I'm sure she is just busy so I wouldn't worry.

Ahhhh Jesus @Symptomspotter86 !! You are joking?! Completely fallen through or still a chance it can go ahead! That's awful, my heart goes out to you! When we bought we said one of the main things was not being in a chain. Luckily because we were 1st time buyers the people we bought off ended up moving out into rented accommodation so that we didn't go elsewhere.

Hope to god you get something sorted!

@Beau2020x 🤣 bless you. So easy to do though, I totally get it. It's a fucking addiction.

1DPO over here. Had the most stressful day ever yesterday. We were due to exchange today on our house. However it all fell through because we are in a chain. The flat we are in has sold (not ours we rent) and we have to be out in a few weeks but have no where to move to. So gutting and stressful. Hate being an adult.

Btw, I caved and did a CB test. What a fucking idiot.

8DPO 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Ellsbells112 @Quiffy I am genuinely considering joining a religious cult or any other cult/following/etc etc if it means I get a BFP...

@Ellsbells112 have fun tonight 😈😈😈

@Beau2020x Worse, his flatmates and him had a bar chart on pee-pee size (boak) and he was proud to be top dog. The way he was giggling at lady gardens, though, he defo isnt going to know how to use it.

Im also finding it hard to know what's new and what's a good sign. Every month brings something new and fun! Does feel like a really long tww atm.

@Quiffy hahahahaha omgggggggeeee stuffing doughnuts 😂😂😂 little bastard though bet he had shrivelled up little chode

How's everyone feeling. Me boobs are painful here! Never get painful boobs EVER (last time I was pregnant but didn't start until a few days after missed AF). I also never usually get cramps before AF but that has started last cycle so anything goes these days 😑

@ellsbells112 exactly!!! Im no size 8 (or close) and I was RAGING. He was like "it's okay though I don't mind when it's not tight". Aye right, feck off you wee shite. Not like we're stuffing doughnuts up that end.

@Donnat89 staying hopeful is the best way! Ahhh fingers crossed for the FRER.

@Quiffy thanks hun yes it was heart breaking but before we conceived we where worried it wasn't gonna happen so one thing we were able to take from it is that we CAN it's just taking a while .

The TWW is the worst part of the cycle for me I become so obsessive it's not healthy.

I have bought a FR to do in the morning although I'm pretty sure AF is coming but trying to be hopefully until she shows !